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    "Let me get this straight…you, mister, I don't look anyone in the face and if you talk to me for more than five minutes I'll start crying, you want….I can't believe I'm about to say it…learn how to seduce a man."

    "Exactly," Bruce replied, as he petted one of Selina's cats.

    " Why?"

    "Who cares?" Harley broke in.

    "He finally wants to step outside his boundaries! You have my respect!"

    "It's not about going outside my boundaries. It's about planetary security."

    "Really?" Selina said, half joking.

    "Superman is powerful enough to destroy the planet. I have to find how to stop him."

    This knocked Harley over, and Pamela finally stopped pretending not to pay attention.

    Selina didn't know whether to laugh hysterically or slap him on the head.

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    "Robin's in trouble. Prepare painkillers and bandages. I've had stitches reopened."

    "Excuse me, sir, did you say Robin?"

    "Yes, Agent A. He's here with me despite his nocturnal escapades."

    A long pause, which made him feel somehow uneasy as if he was the restless teenager who needed to be grounded.

    "This is a curious thing, sir."

    "Why?"

    "For the simple reason that Master Robin is here with me," was the reply. Bruce braked suddenly, a few meters from Bristol, in an area where it was rare for anyone to pass at that hour.

    He felt the blood freeze in his veins.

     

    If Robin was at the Manor, then who was in the car with him?

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    During Samhain, when the boundary between the human and supernatural worlds thinned, allowing monsters and ghosts to cross, Bruce finds Jason with a child. A human child.

    This will cause some problems.

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    Jason didn't know how to hold a baby. He was what, two years? Jason wasn't sure, the baby was so fucking small. Was he undernourished?

    The only consolation was that even Goldie had no idea what he was doing.

    “You're holding him badly,” Jason told him.

    "Have you ever held a baby in your arms?" Dick asked, panicked.

    “No, but sure you don't have to hold them under your arms. You will hurt him. "

    "I'm sorry, but I'm doing my best to ..."

    The baby sobbed. Dick and Jason froze, terrified. The little boy rubbed his eyes with his fists, but in addition to the noise from before, he was keeping the tears to himself. It wasn't normal.

    " What do we do?" he asked him in a panic. The brat wasn't going into a rage but he was sick and Jason hated when kids were sick.

    "Um ..."

    "Dickhead, say something!"

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    It was supposed to be Dick's first patrol with Bruce. Neither of them expected an intruder into the cave. A very small intruder ...

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    Selina was trying to stay out of trouble. Keyword: she was trying.

    But you couldn't change a person's nature, and there was a slew of rich bastards in Gotham who deserved a visit.
    So it wasn't strange that the first thing she did on her return to Gotham was sneak into the drakes' lavish mansion.

    The Drakes were on the other side of the world and won't be back until Christmas. So Selina had all the time in the world and maybe even the opportunity to use the house in a fun way if a grumpy bat showed up.
    She hadn't thought there would be a child.

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    What do a cat and a bird have in common? They both adopt stray puppies.

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