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Waking up in a new timeline, in the bodies of some of Orochimaru’s experiments was not part of the plan – but it’s certainly something they’ll have to deal with, because they aren’t the only ones who came back.
Zetsu hitched a ride too.
So now it’s up to them to track down the last remainder of Kaguya’s presence and obliterate it before it destroys their new world just as it did their old one.
Or, in other words, in which Naruto punts them all into the wrong dimension and Kakashi is reborn as the sealing genius mishmash of Mito and Tobirama, Naruto is the scarily happy fusion of Hashirama and Mito, Sasuke is the lethal combination of Izuna and Mito, and Sakura is the unholy offspring of Madara and Kushina.
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- Part 5 of Twiceborn
- Part 9 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 3 of Adventures of the Red-Haired Menaces
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The chaotic neutral’s guide to time travel by DancingInTheStorm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Aug 2020
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“You claim you are from the future,” Nedzu said, hopping onto his desk. “Do you have anything to prove this?”
Hitoshi fished around in his pocket. “Here’s my hero license,” he said, holding it up.
Nedzu opened his mouth, but Hitoshi kept right on going, producing a handful of odds and ends from his pocket. “Also a movie ticket, some dryer lint, some, uh, didn’t know I still had that but it’s old gum—“
That was when Aizawa walked in, capture weapon floating around him. “What’s the emergency?” he asked, clipped, as he kicked open the door.
“—and the left arm of a Deku plushie,” Hitoshi finished, unruffled. “My cat ate the rest.”
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- Part 10 of DancingInTheStorm’s BNHA fics
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don't you just want to go apeshit? by kkachis, MargaritaDaemonelix
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Aug 2020
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Midoriya jokingly says, "Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go apeshit?" Everyone's too focused on Iida telling him off for swearing to notice Shouto in his corner of the lunch table, mulling over his words.
He is tired of being nice. He does want to go apeshit.
Or: the one where Todoroki Shouto finds his personality, bit by bit, through the power of memes and friendship.
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Tobirama accidentally causes an Earth human to be reincarnated as a cat while testing Edo Tensei.
This fic is on hiatus, with some future chapters planned but unwritten.
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- Part 4 of Naruto Fics
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Hatake Kakashi becomes Hibari Kyoya's older sister. The world breaks and the original future goes down the drain. A Naruto and Katekyo Hitman Reborn crossover story. AU. Drabbles. Short chapters. [On Hiatus]
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- Part 4 of lost on the road of life
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We Chase the Stars and Steal the Moon by kj_feybarn for dendral
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Jul 2020
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Quinlan gave in first. “Fine. Ask him for help.”
“But remind him he’s not in charge,” Cody added. Obi-Wan knew that getting Cody to like Hondo was probably a lost cause, but he still hoped. Cody might put up with the Pirate Captain, but that was the extent of it.
Obi-Wan reached for his comm, dialing in the familiar code.
It took only a moment and then Hondo was answering, an exaggerated scowl on his face. “My betrayer!”
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, not bothering to respond to the all too familiar accusation. “How do you feel about stealing something big?”
Hondo looked like he was debating with himself as to whether he wanted to continue being churlish and accusing or whether he wanted to steal things. Thankfully, in this, Hondo was very predictable. “You have drunken too much, my friend, if you have to ask.”
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- Part 1 of Our Legacy Is Meant to Be Told
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for want of jared, nineteen by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
27 May 2020
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“Can you read?”
Sothis tumbled to the floor, grabbing at Byleth’s coat with tight fists. We have been had, child! Code yellow! Swerve! Swerve!
The words fell from Byleth’s lips without hesitation.
“I don’t know. Can you write?”~
Byleth can’t read, Sothis can, and the Garreg Mach student body tries to see how far their newest professor is willing to push her luck.
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Comparative Sabotage Techniques by SlowMercury for KonMichie
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen, Naruto
22 May 2020
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ANBU Team Red and ANBU Wolf are unleashed on Kumo after the Third Shinobi War.
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Karakura is a perfectly ordinary little Japanese town. (For a shonen. And an horror movie in retrospect.)
None of it's habitants stand out. (Some heve been there for centuries and the other are well integrated.)
No, there is nothing in this empty space, even if that kid is talking to it. Don't mind the foxes, they are normal.
We have excellent insurance policies when it comes to random building destruction. Or mysterious deaths.
You may develop minor psychic abilities if you stay too long. Don't worry too much about it.
Please pray our God and leave an offering for safe travel !
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Death Need Not Apply by Salt00
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Apr 2020
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No one noticed when Izuku manifested his quirk. Not at first.
A week later and people began to take notice. After a statistically improbable week without a single death, people took notice. After deadly wounds were shrugged off like nothing, people took notice. Time passed and still no one could die. When the city of Musutafu became engulfed in the phenomenon dubbed 'The Zone', people were wary. No one could uncover what caused The Zone. It was an unknown, some claimed. It went against the laws of the world, some claimed. It was profitable, others claimed.
Humans adapt. It's what they do. When faced with the bizarre, humanity adapts. The strange becomes mundane.
The rest of the world looks on in horror.
Izuku's quirk emits a massive no-kill zone around him. This has consequences.
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Abolish Private Property by iaso, sage_thrasher
Fandoms: Naruto, Communist Manifesto - Fandom
18 Apr 2020
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It all starts the day Akari gets into a debate with Minato Namikaze on a battlefield during the Third Ninja War. [Or, that one raging communist SI/OC in Kumo that nobody asked for (or deserves, honestly).]
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I took Toph and threw her in Naruto.
Passing away after a long, fulfilling life, Toph was content to leave things be.
Her children grown, her grandchildren well on their way, her students had passed on her teachings, and she had even managed to get twinkle toes to grow a backbone.It was a good life...Too bad it's not over.
With a whole new world to explore, Toph is determined to escape the confines of her new family and avoid the notice of the village.
...Right after finding her missing clan members and stopping a mass murder. She's not about to let that pass while she's here.
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"Daddy, can my friend sleep over?"
"Hm," Regis starts, rubbing a hand at his beard. "They can stay as long as they want, so long as they pay the rent. A prince's room does not come cheap, after all."
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‘On my desk,’ Regis remembers, as he’s done patting down Noctis and the boy looks sick of his prodding now. It clicks, but he’s almost determined not to believe it. He gently places his hands on Noctis' shoulders, trying his best to not appear too grave as he looks into innocent eyes. ‘Where his friend’s rent is supposed to be.’
Well, shit.
What Regis believes to be Noctis speaking for his imaginary friend, turns out to not be so imaginary after all.
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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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The war was over. They were the last ones left.
But Naruto had a plan.
Sakura and Sasuke should’ve known better than to follow it blindly.
Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya’s unfinished business would remain that way. They’d pay for taking sensei away.
Of course it would’ve been far easier if Naruto hadn’t decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.
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- Part 1 of Team 7 Shenanigans
- Part 1 of Adventures of the Red-Haired Menaces
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She didn't ask to be Haruno Sakura, but if she has to deal with being her, then so will everyone else.
Or: like a river, we get swept up in the moment (all things are in flux)
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A few months after Sasuke turns seven, he starts seeing double.
He doesn’t really know how to bring up the fact that if he tries to look at cousin Shisui from the corner of his left eye, he can’t see him at all.
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hey there, demons by Origamidragons
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Aug 2019
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The first channel pops up around ten days after the Dabi/Touya debacle. It has a blank icon, and is just called Himi and her Friends :).
Or: The League of Villains becomes YouTube famous, takes over the Internet, and crashes headfirst into an unwanted redemption arc.
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lmao mood, big mood by atomicmuffin for Saccha
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
16 Jul 2019
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Some do it for the genuine wish to help people. Most do it for the fame or the money. Todoroki Natsuo becomes a hero out of sheer, unadulterated pettiness.
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- Part 4 of Todofam Month 2k19
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When Danzo died via Sasuke (Or suicide depending how you look at it), unknown to anyone he left a successor to take over ROOT. Meet one Yuko Tsubame, a Civilian seamstress, tea lover and the Unknowing successor of Danzo's illegal organization. Completely unprepared for the coming storm of both the Hokage searching for said Successor and dealing with the Root members and helping them feel again... although completely scaring the crap of the the man who barged into her that made her drop her bags wasn't something she counted on. "Why would you do That!?"