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Everything I Want to Do is Illegal - a Self-Help Book by ADyingFlower
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Dec 2021
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Izuku has game nights with the League of Villains, accepts that he's probably a villain, befriends a sleepy panda, has a bunch of Todorokis sleeping on his couch, terrifies everyone at U.A., denies having daddy issues, falls in love with a shotgun, infects the League with his shitty fashion sense, challenges Kacchan to a Just Dance competition, watches the disaster courtship of Dabi and Hawks, adopts a traumatized child, gets said child addicted to Among Us, and fists fights an entire army. In that order.
Or: Izuku is a villain. Kinda. A villain is defined by the use of their quirk, and he's quirkless. Besides, the worse thing he's done is erase Tomura's save files. And befriend the League of Villains. And accidentally kidnap the son of the number two Hero. Shouto likes it better on their couch anyway. Oh, and there's the whole 'traitor' thing too. Welp.
“I’m pulling you over because you were driving with three people on a motorcycle.”
Dabi shifts in his seat, Himiko and Izuku squished in front of him. And then it hits them. “Wait, three?”
They glance behind them.
“Oh fuck,” Izuku curses. “Tomuchan fell off!”
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There exists a building situated in Kalm which has the questionable fortune of being built as a storage unit for MREs containing a dubious beef portion in ashen gravy. Once it empties out during the Wutai war it never gets refilled and languishes away. Sometimes it is destroyed, sometimes it is not. Sometimes it is rebuilt, mostly on Shinra's dime. A lot of talking happens there.
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They say he was driven mad by the darkness of the pit.
They say he was driven mad by his brother's treachery.
They say he was driven mad by his eternal conflict.
He says it was the work of an enemy Stand. -
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Amity Park in quarantine. Embarrassing Zoom messages, playing Among Us, tweets, and texts.
And not to mention reading fanfiction and time traveling.(Choose Your Own Adventure in Ch 6, 'Game' in Ch 7)
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- Part 7 of Ectober 2020
- Part 2 of #html_cinematic_universe
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Respectability, Politics by brawltogethernow for Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel 616, X-Men (Comicverse), Marvel
18 Nov 2021
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Per the prompt, "the Spider-Man fic where anti-mutant bigots think JJ is one of them because of how he is about Spider-Man and he experiences no personal insight whatsoever in reaction to this but is so offended he dedicates the front cover of the Bugle to spotlighting the X-Men for like three days straight and Peter is keysmash feelings".
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Si iterum eodem modo vicero... by JohnBurtonLee for BookKeep
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
11 Nov 2021
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It says something about Shikako's life that leading an invasion of another planet isn't even the worst thing she's done on accident. It's probably in the top three, though. Probably.
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Pulcinella's Guide to PR and Marketing Strategies - Idol Edition by Bgtea
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Oct 2021
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To say that Inazuma’s Mission is a disaster is putting it lightly. What happened in Inazuma is unequivocally a clusterfuck with a capital C, a shit storm of epic proportions not unlike the one raised by Osial himself during the Liyue Mission, which, coincidentally, also tanked the Fatui’s reputation. Dear Archons, it tanked the Fatui’s reputation so hard and so fast that Pulcinella will be lucky if he can manage to dredge up its shattered remains from the depths of the Earth in which it now lays.
Luckily, Pulcinella has a Plan to fix things, and it all starts with an old, black-and-white photo of Tartaglia in a glorious winter coat.
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- Part 1 of Pulcinella's PR Series
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Our Guard (a docu-holo sponsored by the Coruscant Communications Bureau) by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Oct 2021
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Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...
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flee from your ghosts (burn your house down) by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon & Comics)
09 Oct 2021
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“So,” says Wendy. “How much did the little dudes tell you about their summers here?”
“Oh, I don’t know. They told me about the friends they made, some of the things they did. Why?”
“Right.” Wendy nods. “Um. I have to leave immediately.”
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Wirt decides the best thing for his family at the moment is to move. And what better place than Gravity Falls? Gravity Falls has family, friends, history, and enough secrets to drown in.
He really wishes someone would tell him what the hell is going on.
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slummin' in the city in your fancy heels by BookKeep for JohnBurtonLee
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
10 Jul 2021
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When Shikako decides that it’s time to start adding personality to her chūnin uniform, she doesn’t expect it to get quite this out of hand.
It isn’t even her fault.
Mostly.
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jojo no hero academia by hellbeast
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
07 Jul 2021
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Aizawa knows for a fact that Hagakure has no listed relatives on file; the closest thing is an Emergency Contact, whose ‘relationship’ field had been left conspicuously blank.
So who the hell are the Joestars?
(aka, the AU wherein Joseph Joestar’s invisible baby and Class 1-A’s Hagakure Tooru are one and the same.)
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- Part 1 of jojo no hero academia
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Madara doesn’t know where this absolute maniac came from, but he had quickly established himself as the most terrifying thing to stalk the land. That green leotard, the bowl cut, those orange legwarmers - The Eyebrows.
And his utterly terrifying habit of propositioning Madara at the top of his lungs.
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I Believe by Auraion
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age - All Media Types, The Joy of Painting (TV)
19 Jun 2021
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The dreams always started the same way.
There was a stand made of wood, or sometimes metal, sitting in a void of black.
When she was young she'd had no idea who or what existed in this space and she'd been frightened at first. Until one day she appeared in the void and she wasn't alone.
A tall man with fluffy brown hair stood in front of the stand with a box.
"Oh, I see I have a visitor today."
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Evelyn Trevelyan Dreams and meets an unusual friend.
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The Great IKEA Game by IcedAquarius
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
04 Jun 2021
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All Marinette wanted to do was buy some dishes and twinkle lights.
Instead, she got wrapped up in an all-out game of hide-and-seek between four of the most well-trained vigilantes in the world. Involving Home Alone-esque traps, crushed forklifts, a surprising amount of shoplifting considering they're the good guys, and the beginnings of an epic bond with a smirking, laser wielding, maniac.
Not that she knew that at the time. All she saw was a cute guy hiding behind a desk, and the rest was history.
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- Part 1 of IKEA Game Verse
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Diamonds in the Rough *INDEFINITE HIATUS* by tryingtheirbestpacito
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
01 Jun 2021
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Everyone told Midoriya he couldn't be a hero without a quirk. Everyone that is, except his friend Bakugo Katsuki. Then again, no one else has seen him beat the shit out of someone with a brick and a 2x4 plank of wood...
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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Operation: Don’t Wake The Commander by MuchAdoAboutSomethingElse
Fandoms: Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types
07 May 2021
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“So basically, Commander Thorn ordered you to make sure Commander Fox slept a decent amount and didn’t give you any restrictions as to how to do this.”
The shiny looked up from the ‘pad to smirk at him, “sir, yes, sir.”
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First part was posted on Tumblr and all the love for it inspired me to finish it. So if you have seen the story on there, it was me 😁 -
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Trevor's surprised to find the afterlife apparently involves finding himself outside of Gresit, about to fight the Night Hordes and Dracula again. He can't say he never sinned, but enough to deserve a personalized Hell? Why can't he get to just be dead like everyone else?
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The Importance of Well-Written Ransom Notes by BookKeep for scoobiedoo
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
25 Apr 2021
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The hardest part of accidentally kidnapping a baby is figuring out how to return it.
Preferably without dying due to angry parents first.