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Cadetship Calamity by AMournfulHowlInTheNight
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
01 Apr 2023
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Cadet Strife was an unmitigated nightmare of the likes which had never graced Shinra's doorstep either before or after his employment. Sephiroth couldn't shake the overwhelming sensation that Strife was perhaps a little too knowledgeable about the company's inner workings for a cadet only a week into his employment with the company.
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There are some things a seven-year-old psyche is not ready to endure. An S-ranked torture technique preformed by a traumatized thirteen-year-old is one of those things. Sasuke doesn’t enjoy hallucinating memories of his murdered family day in and day out, but he’s learned to be philosophical about such things. It’s everything else that’s the problem, really.
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- Part 2 of Set in Naruto-verse
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Childrearing for Cosmic Horrors by katydid for LittleLovelyLizard
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Mar 2023
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When baby Izuku is offered as a human sacrifice to the eldritch deity All for One, it turns out that All for One thinks “this child belongs to you” means “new son.” All for One has no idea how to keep a mortal child alive, so he recruits his human-loving brother for help.
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- Part 33 of Dad for One Short Fiction
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The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.
Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.Series
- Part 1 of EttWverse
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shine with all you have by SenMiz
Fandoms: Katekyou Hitman Reborn!, Naruto (Anime & Manga)
08 Feb 2023
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Sasagawa Sakura thought she would live an ordinary, civilian life until Sawada Tsunayoshi started being... well, less of a Dame.
Or, how a handful of middle schoolers grew up to become mafia leaders, criminals, hitmen, and underworld hotshots.
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Kakashi looked at Orochimaru and thought, "maa, he needs therapy."
Or in which Kakashi suddenly found himself in a different dimension, de-aged, missing his sandals and decided that he would adopt Orochimaru at their first meeting, give Sakumo endless cuddles, be the friend Gai deserved and fuck the rules of time travel. Because what? He's freaking Hatake Kakashi, Hero of the Sharingan, Rokudaime Hokage of Konohagakure and he could do whatever he wants.
Or really, Kakashi just couldn't accept the fact that he's in a different dimension and chucked it up to time travel.
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- Part 2 of Chibiness and Time Travel
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I Karking Hate Qui-Gon Jinn by OrianDCate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
17 Jan 2023
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The first time Mace Windu meets Qui-Gon Jinn, he gets his ass handed to him. From then on, a one-sided enmity is born, and Mace goes the rest of his life making decisions based on one question: what would Jinn do? Naturally, of course, he then does the exact opposite. Mace develops Vaapad, trains Depa Billaba and Obi-Wan Kenobi, makes friends with Dooku, and generally does everything he can to kark Qui-Gon Jinn over.
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A Hypostasis' Guide to Godhood by Bookshelf_Indulgence
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Dec 2022
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A computer programmer dies and wakes up in an eerily familiar world.
The twist? They’re the Electro Hypostasis.In this world of power, they decide to become a god instead of being massacred in the name of Character Ascension Materials.
(Now if only the arsonist child that comes along on its journey would stop calling it “Mr. Seelie”.)
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An isekai’d Hypostasis accidentally kidnaps an enthusiastic Klee and takes a very convoluted road trip across Teyvat in search of other Hypostasis Systems to create the ultimate lifeform.ABANDONED AND DISCONTINUED
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Altaïr reincarnates into the year 1476.
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Eraserhead's Problem Cat by IncompleteSentanc (Erava)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Nov 2022
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Aizawa gets adopted by a… crime fighting cat?
(Featuring: Time traveler Catzuku who attaches himself to Aizawa and refuses to leave, an exceedingly tired Aizawa who regrets ever letting this thing into his home, All Might frantically searching for his lost successor, and a collection of very baffled everybody else who sit by and watch the chaos)
Warning: Currently on Hiatus
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Diluc scares a lot of people in ways he doesn't notice sometimes.
And that’s exactly why Kaeya’s downright terrified of leaving him alone for five seconds.
(A series of out of order oneshots where Kaeya tries his absolute best to keep his brother relatively safe -- and how Diluc unintentionally causes trouble--unintentionally, for others.)
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Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory) by Dissenter
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Sep 2022
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A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.
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Dying Lily and Wilted Rose by fictional_letters
Fandoms: 악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐 - 권겨을 | Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain - Kwon Gyeoeul
19 Aug 2022
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Ten loops ago, maybe she would've cared. No more.
In which consequences don't mean shit when you're stuck in a time loop.
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You know what they say -- when you've time travelled back and wound up a pirate ship, you keep it secret. Or, at least, you do until you find out that everyone else on the pirate ship is also from the future, and then it's all about teamwork in keeping it quiet.
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Batman, go grab your Robin... Wait, wrong Robin! by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
11 Aug 2022
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Tim just wanted to go trick-or-treating as Robin this year. He had been working so hard on his costume and it looked so authentic, he really just wanted it to be appreciated.
How did he end up being kidnapped by Batman?
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A sleep-deprived and lightly concussed Bruce grabs the wrong Robin when heading home from Halloween Patrol.
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- Part 27 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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suspend disbelief by mystyrust
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Aug 2022
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It was going to be a perfect day.
It was going to be a good day.
It was going to be a terrible day.Someone, something, was messing with Izuku’s daily routine, and when his suspension of disbelief breaks, it also breaks his perception of his world as he knows it.
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Resurrected? by Playedcrowd5610
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
06 Aug 2022
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The team is on a routine mission when Phantom gets blasted by one of the goons wielding experimental tech. Unable to keep his ghost form intact he transforms back into his human form. Causing the rest of his teammates to think the beam had somehow brought him back to life!
The team starts to try to protect Danny and make sure he doesn't die again, always checking around every corner for a possible threat. How long will he last?
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No one knew him.
His father was still alive.
His Sharingan acted like it had always been his.
Kakashi was twenty-two years in the past of a different world.
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If 3 Reincarnated Ninja Were Fighting a Moon Goddess and One of Them Got Killed With a Rock, Would That Be Fucked Up Or What by mordox
Fandoms: Naruto
01 Aug 2022
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Three random idiots were transmigrated into bodies of Konoha toddlers during the kyuubi attack. Each thinking they’re the only one who remembers a past life, they each try to hide it. Coincidentally, they are all assigned to Hatake Kakashi’s genin team since they were only average academy students and don’t have parents to complain about their children being failed via bell test, which happened with the last three teams he was assigned.
What follows is three fools trying to hide their knowledge from each other and their jounin-sensei while desperately trying to reach chunin fast enough that Kakashi can teach the actual team seven, and a jounin-sensei who is very confused by his three genin but has so few (read: zero) points of reference for normal twelve year olds raised during peacetime that he can’t tell if they’re weird or not.
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- Part 1 of my little ninja: murder is magic
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“Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick! Charms, like most other magical disciplines, is an art!” Professor Flitwick was saying, as Deidara sidled up to his assigned partner and half-heartedly took out his wand.
He waved his wand carelessly downwards and punctuated it with a half-hearted flick. Charms was no art. True art wasn’t stupid charms that poorly mimicked E-rank jutsus. True art was ephemeral, fleeting. True art was an explosion.
The feather spontaneously combusted with a bang.
Unwittingly, a manic smile distorted his face.
Wherein Seamus Finnigan is Deidara, formerly-deceased S-rank missing-nin, and the world is shifted slightly to the left. (AKA: Deidara's answer to most of Hogwarts’ problems is explosions, but the world is determined to run its natural course. Told in snapshots throughout the years.)
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- Part 2 of x-over compilation