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growing pains by hailingstars
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
11 Feb 2020
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“Too old for slip-n-slides, absolutely,” said Tony. “Old enough to risk your life on Avenger missions? Absolutely not.”
Peter rolled his eyes and laughed. “You’re just jealous, Mr. Stark.”
“Of what, exactly? Your voice cracks?”
“My voice hasn’t cracked in a long time,” said Peter. Tony resisted the urge to tell it had just last week, that him and May were just pretending not to notice. “And no, you’re jealous that you’re actually too old to go on the slip-n-slide.”
“Pete I saved this entire universe I think I can handle a wet piece of tarp.”
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Tony can't handle a wet piece of trap and throws his back out trying to go down Morgan's slip-n-slide.
Febuwhump day 11: graceless
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- Part 9 of unbelievably unlikely (febuwhump 2020)
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P much died laughing in the first go
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If you give a Mouse a Cookie... and A Na-Na! by bethy_277 for marvels_blue_phoenix
Fandoms: Marvel
19 Dec 2020
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Toddler Peter is obsessed with Bananas...
And Dums.
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The Gay Little Mermaid (A Midtown Production) by EvonWhenPerishing, melmelmelbear
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Jun 2023
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Call it dramatic, but Peter swore he could hear his blood pumping in his ears as his shoes skidded against the well-worn floors, stopping in front of the looming posting on the cork board next to Mrs. Andersen’s door.
“The Gay Little Mermaid (a Midtown Production)
Flounder …… Cindy Moon
King Triton …… Michelle Jones
Prince Ariel …… Peter Parker
Prince Eric …… ‘Flash’ Eugene Thompson
Sebastian …… Abe Brown
The Queen …… Betty Grant
Ursula …… Ned Leeds…"Wait. Back up. Hold on.
Prince Ariel …… Peter Parker…
His life was officially, unequivocally, over.
“You have GOT to be kidding me.”
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Alternatively, what happens when you let kids at a stem school put on a show with full creative control. There's no way you could possibly regret this, right?
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If you give a Teen a dare (They'll see it through) by piece_of_pierce
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jun 2023
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Teenagers are teenagers, and teenagers get bored quite easily. Some teenagers combat this with extracurriculars, like Band or Debate Team or the School Newspaper or Academic Decathlon or Vigilantism. Unfortunately for the Midtown Academic Decathlon team, who were all in both AcaDec and at least one of the other options already listed, that wasn't enough. One of the most challenging science schools in the state plus two extracurriculars just wasn't doing it. They were bored. Life was boring.
They could fix that.
Betty could fix that.
She knew exactly how.
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AKA: 5 times that Peter goes along with the AcaDec team's official game of Truth or Dare, and 1 time that he can't.
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If There Is A Will, There Is A Way by dirty_spidy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
17 Jun 2023
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Peter retaliating against “baby monitor protocol” by changing the names of Tony’s Iron Man protocols.
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More Than An Intern by JAWorley
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 May 2023
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Tony doesn’t realize what kind of chaos he is bringing on himself and Stark Industries when he assigns an intern to Peter.
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Peter’s new personal intern likes chaos just as much as he does.
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- Part 3 of Field Trip Fics
- Part 1 of More Than An Intern
- Part 2 of Fluff Fics
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Mind Games by impravidus for Pokeydotes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Feb 2020
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“C’mon! How do you not know anything?!”
“My three pHds would beg to differ.”
“Then beg.”
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- Part 9 of Febuwhump 2020
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The Brown Haired Club by Finny3120
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
05 Jul 2022
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Peter and Tony find out that Steve's not a natural blond and it rocks their world.
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- Part 5 of Once a Swinger of Birches
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Tony closed his eyes, let out a long breath, and stood up from where he had been hunched over his bench. “What is your name?”
“I’m not sure. I’ll have to get back to you on that.”
Tony felt his body lock up. “FRIDAY-”
“Yes, boss?”
“Is there anyone in this lab?” He kept his voice calm.
“Other than you? No.”
((Or ghost AND hydra Peter au with reg. updates. Also this fic is not nearly as dark as the tags make it seem.))
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Thunder in Our Hearts by queenmoony
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
11 Aug 2023
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"Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor!"
Mjöllnir has a consciousness. In one reality, the hammer took those words at face value. In another, he took it to be a direction, to find one of worth to be wielded by.
Which is how Mjöllnir, hammer of the god Thor, ends up in an elementary school in Queens. Because Peter Benjamin Park, a geeky 9-year-old with a heart of gold, is nothing if not worthy.
Thor's fall to Earth is guided by his trusty hammer. Lost and powerless in this strange land of York, Thor is taken in by two tiny mortals: Ned Leeds, son of Mr. Leeds, and Peter Parker, nephew of Ben. Though he has lived many of Midgard centuries, these children have much to teach him.
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now i see daylight by savetheday
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel
04 Jun 2023
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When Ansari said, “Your father is Tony Stark,” Tony prepared himself for his son’s disappointment and anger but all he saw on Peter’s face was confusion.
He opened and closed his mouth several times, inhaling through his nose then slowly releasing the breath through his mouth. His eyebrows were furrowed and his nose was scrunched in a facial expression that read “okay, what the fuck.”
“Okay, what the fuck,” Peter said.
aka my take on biodad au where peter is kidnapped as a child and they're reunited years later by chance. featuring peter breaking out of a police interrogation room to get iced coffee, tony stark's childhood trauma, and a healthy dose of found family
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The Starks literally give off crackhead energy and I’m thriving off it
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Steve, Tony, Peter, and Johnny grab a bite to eat. It doesn't go the way Peter thought it would.
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- Part 15 of Give Me All Your Lovin'
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Johnny Storm and Spider-Man Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED by TheFairMaidenofFandom
Fandoms: dear god - Fandom, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Video Games 2018-2020)
05 May 2023
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New York heroes The Human Torch and Spider-Man answer the web's most searched questions about each other. Who is Spider-Man? Who's Johnny Storm's favorite Avenger? Is Spider-Man really from the moon?
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Spideytorch does the infamous WIRED interview. It ends in a small studio fire and lots of apologizing.
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- Part 3 of the animated insect and his firefly
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Spider Man’s Pizza Delivery Service by JAWorley
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
31 Mar 2023
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It starts as a helpful act on Spider Man’s part, because that’s what Spider Man does, doesn’t he? He helps people. It’s his whole MO, whether he’s helping a kid get his cat out of a tree, or helping a lost tourist, or helping someone whose car is getting broken into. So it's just another day on the job when a local restaurant owner asks for his help. It's not long before Peter's enjoying what he's doing though, and hoping Mr. Stark and the other Avengers don't find out about his side hustle.
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Spider Man accidentally gets a job as a pizza delivery spider.
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- Part 1 of Peter Parker's Adventures In Finding A Family
- Part 6 of Fluff Fics
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curse you, superhearing by michellejones_stacy for octopicacti
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Iron Man (Movies)
23 Jul 2021
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Peter wasn't a crush-worthy dude! He was excitable, and didn't navigate social situations all too well, and he was an all-around disaster—May always said he most definitely got that from Ben's side of the family—and he was most definitely not at all someone that anyone should be having a crush on. He was, like, the dorkiest dork around! How could anyone have a crush on him?
Harley. Harley could, apparently. Which was, obviously, so fucking surprising that Peter was on the verge of freaking out.
It only got worse when Harley said, "MJ. I think I have a problem. A Peter Parker-specific problem, holy fuck."
Holy fuck was right because holy fuck.
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Peter hears something he wasn't meant to. Cue the awkward maybe-flirting.
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We Gotta Send Him Back by Geeky_N_Owl97
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
13 Mar 2023
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Now that Harley has been in the tower for a few months, Peter wants a refund on his brother. Tony is highly amused, but it's too early for it. Good thing Harley has it handled.
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- Part 3 of We're Connected
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Please Say You Didn't Murder Her, Ms. Romanoff by a_gay_frog
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Black Widow (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types
10 Aug 2022
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“My English sub is the worst," He moaned, his voice muffled slightly as he pressed his face against the soft cushion.
“Oh. How can I help?”
“Maybe replace her or something," He joked tiredly, shrugging. A ghost of a smile played on his lips as he leaned against her as Nat wrapped an arm around his shoulders, squeezing him comfortingly.
“Well, I can try," She joked (or so he thought) back. He cuddled against her side, yawning.
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- Part 10 of AU-gust challenge
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Not-so-secret-anymore-son by Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
21 Apr 2023
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Tony has kept the fact that he has a son a secret from the avengers for a long time.
Too bad Peter ruins it by bumping into all of them on a quest for some cereal at 3 am.
Spoiler alert: the cereal does not survive :(
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Mr Stark we have your son- “Good. Keep him.” by Ungrateful_Sneeze
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
24 Mar 2023
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Peter gets kidnapped.
God Tony feels bad for them.
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Peter annoys the hell out of his kidnappers. They do not have a good time
PURE CRACK AND COMPLETE NONSENSE!!
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Friend-Shaped Spider by Singing_Siren
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Apr 2023
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He doesn't remember when his dislike and fear of spiders changed to adoration and love, but he's pretty sure it was after the spider bite. Tony thinks it's because of his mutation, Bruce is frustrated at the lack of scientific evidence, and Peter is just happy to have so many little friends.
Or: spiders really like Peter, and he really likes them back
(Do not read if you cannot handle spidery details, this is not the fic for you!)
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