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Run Away With Me by thatsmorelikeittt
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Nov 2023
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So @galacticidiots on Twitter made a post about instead of the hand touch, one of them reaches out to wipe away the other's tears. So here is my take on it. This is the filthiest thing I have ever written, I'm so proud of myself.
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She tries not to look at his bare corded forearms, or the way his shirt, open at the neck, clings with sweat to his torso. She looks at his face, but that’s not better. His dark eyes bore holes in her without apology.
This man doesn’t want her here.
She sets her chin defiantly.
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omnia vincit amor by defiersofthestars
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Jun 2021
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“Every year I give a ball,” Death had explained to him. “It’s called the Ball of the Full Moon, or the Ball of Love. As you understand, Dr. Solo, I have no husband – but there has to be a host.”
The title is from a poem by Virgil and translates as "love conquers all things.”
2021/13/07 NOTE: A few edits were made, including minor grammar, in order to clarify some aspects of the plot without changing it.
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I Still Wear Your T-Shirt in Bed, When You’re Not Looking by SpaceWaffleHouse
Fandoms: The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
04 Jun 2021
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They’re exes who went through a really bad breakup but still share an apartment because their stupid soulmate-identifying marks itch like hell when they’re apart for too long. They communicate solely via text/post-it stuck on the fridge.
A love to hate to love story.
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Total Eclipse of the Heart by sirphillipcrane
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo
12 May 2021
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Aleksander and Alina went through a really bad breakup but still share an apartment because their soulmate marks itch like hell when they’re apart for too long. They communicate solely via texts and post-its stuck on the fridge.
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The Wolf at the Door by Dr_Roslin for BensCalligraphySet
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 Mar 2021
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Two romances for the price of one: yes, please!!
Based on the following prompt from BensCalligraphySet:
Han & Leia are getting a divorce (they do this every ten years. It keeps things interesting.)
Rey, Han’s assistant and Ben, their son, pretend they don’t know each other even though they’ve been secretly dating for a year. https://t.co/XzTTnqXQq2— fran (@galacticidiots) October 15, 2020
This prompt was so good - Han/Leia and ReyLo in one prompt - the angst, the sex, the reconciliation, the miscommunication - MUST HAVE!
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“I’ll work with Solo when Hell freezes over” is the quote used for Rey Johnson's cover story.
By the time it hits the stands, Deadline has broken the news, naming Rey Johnson and Ben Solo the two leads of Leia Organa's highly anticipated new movie.
Her phone pings with a text from an unknown number. ‘Hell froze over, huh?’
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Out on the Moonlit Floor by SpaceWaffleHouse
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Jan 2021
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Ben was born with a peculiar ability — anybody he kisses will instantly fall in love with him.
He’s never wanted to kiss anyone as much as he wants to kiss Rey.
But he can’t kiss her because he knows her love wouldn’t be right. Wouldn’t be real. Wouldn’t be true.
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The Duke of Alderaan meets Lady Palpatine at a ball. When they see Rey’s maid, Kaydel, kissing Lady Tico in the library, Rey and Ben reluctantly decide to kiss to cause a distraction in order to protect Kaydel and Rose. Now Lady Palpatine and the Duke of Alderaan must pretend to court so they don’t lose their reputations.
This fic is on indefinite hiatus.
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Morning Politics by RushReylo
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
24 Dec 2020
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Rey Palpatine and Benjamin Skywalker-Solo are news anchors on the most watched political morning tv show. They’re also the conservative and liberal perspectives of their generation. Their legendary screaming matches can’t be beat and everyone knows how much they hate each other.
“You know that's my chair!” Rey wailed. “What is the matter with you today? You can easily stand up and switch with me.”
Ben held up a finger, looking at himself in front of the mirror, unmoving while Kaydel dabbed his face with his favorite oil blotting sheets. “You snooze, you lose, Palpatine. You can sit next to me or behind me, but today, this is my chair.”
“Ben, this isn’t fair. You barely fit in that seat!”
Mitaka walked in, interrupting them. “Sir, John Oliver’s staff reached out to me. They want you on his show Last Week Tonight. Are you interested?”
For the Enemies to Lovers Theme for The Reylo Theme Event Summer
Based on a prompt from Fran.
Prompt is in the notes below, I don't want to spoil it for you.
Please note, this is political - but not. This has nothing to do with current US Politics, its an AU.
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make my heart a better place by defiersofthestars for BensCalligraphySet
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Dec 2020
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“Oh, and here is my Uncle Ben!” Emma says before swiftly turning the screen to his face.
Ben nearly chokes on his own tongue, but finally manages to blurt out, “Goodevnin.” Two things he now knows for sure:
1. Rey Niima is definitely not an elderly woman; quite the contrary, she looks just a bit younger than him.
2. Rey Niima is very, very beautiful.
Based on the prompt by wonderful @galacticidiots: Ben is babysitting his niece and she begs him to FaceTime Rey so she can read her a bedtime story. He’s never met her but as soon as the call connects, he’s completely transfixed. He doesn’t tell her when the kid falls asleep because he doesn’t want her to stop reading.
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To Confess by Celia_and for BensCalligraphySet
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
04 Dec 2020
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Ben looks up. He stares directly across the circle at her, like no one else is in the room. He takes a deep, shaking breath and says one word:
“Rey.”
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This will finally be the night that three years of mutual pining is over for Ben and Rey, if Rose and a drinking game have anything to say about it.
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Little Whispers by SpaceWaffleHouse
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
01 Dec 2020
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The game is called Paranoia. One person whispers a question into another’s ear and they have to answer out loud. Then a coin is flipped; if it’s heads, the asker has to reveal what the question was.
They’re at a house party. Rose whispers a question to Ben.
He answers, “Rey.”
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- Part 38 of One Shots from the Waffle House
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The Morning Report by SpaceWaffleHouse
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
20 Nov 2020
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“You left without kissing me goodbye this morning.”
“I’ll make up for it later.”
They’re news anchors on the most watched morning tv show. They’ve been secretly dating for months. And they didn’t realize their mics were on.
Now the whole nation knows they’re sleeping together.
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“Okay, who puts spinach in smoothies?”
“Everyone. That’s a thing.”
“It’s not.
“It is.”
“It shouldn’t be. No one should eat spinach except under duress.”
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Drag me to hell and I'll return the favour by Immawritesomeshit
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
16 Nov 2020
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Rey doesn't have a date to her ex's wedding. So when she accidentally summons a demon, she thinks it's a good idea to ask him out. (And maybe, later, ask him to eat her out.)
The demon happens to be very, very interested in taking whatever she offers.
As long as she takes his place in the end.Based on a prompt by @/galacticidiots on twitter!
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To Heal by Celia_and for BensCalligraphySet
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
12 Nov 2020
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The haze of pain was bad enough, in those interminable days when she lay on the floor by the bed that used to be theirs. But the worst part was the new paper that came bearing his signature: the one that said that he hadn’t even filed for divorce.
Annulment. He wasn’t saying their marriage was over. He was saying it never existed.
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When CEO Rey Palpatine faces down her rival Ben Solo across a boardroom table, it’s been ten years since she’s seen him. Ten years since they belonged to each other.
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beneath the cover of october skies by peachykeenjellybean for BensCalligraphySet
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Oct 2020
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rey: sure, when persehone runs through fields naked she’s a “goddess” but when I do it I’m “drunk” and “no longer welcome at the pumpkin patch”
farmer ben: *blushing* you’re welcome to do outside of business hours, ma’am
OR: Hades!Rey runs drunk through Persephone!Ben's pumpkin patch and, of course, things happen.
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Death-marked Love by DarkoftheMoon
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2020
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Rey Niima was born cursed. If anyone in the Palpatine line fell in love, they would watch their loved one die in their arms. For Rey, this is merely a minor inconvenience. But for her close friend Hermione Granger, it's a problem that needs solving. A chance encounter with Draco Malfoy leads to a visit from cursebreaker Ben Solo, an American who specializes in legacy curses and ancestral magic. And happens to be a direct descendant of the wizard who cursed Rey's family in the first place.
Just as your darkness has marked you in life so too will I mark you in death. Though you will never learn, I have hope for those who come after you. Take the brunt of my curse, Sheev, and may your heirs stand against their fate. Only then will your line know peace.
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In Bloom by Celia_and for BensCalligraphySet
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
23 Oct 2020
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And just when she was getting some serious attention from the teachers at the start of the last, pivotal year of school, he came along with his effortless perfection. She hated him.
Right up until she met him, that is.
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The flowers that bedeck her skin don’t lie—ballet dancer Rey is in love with her partner, Ben. But the years go by and his skin stays resolutely, devastatingly blank.
He doesn’t love her. But when his hands are on her body, she can pretend.