18 Works in Lessons in Quidditch N.E.W.T.
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Mudblood Joins the League
By C McLaggenFans of the Colosseum will be sad to hear the Mudblood has joined Britain's Mors Quidditch league. This is excellent news for the deadly Quidditch game; Mudblood is as cunning as she is ruthless. Many speculate she will join either the Demons or Greens, as each team lost a chaser to a nasty spike bludger last game. Do not be surprised to see a fight over which jersey she will wear by the team's captains, Daredevil and The Dragon. Other teams might also try to get her on their roster. The Jackal is known for his tricks, and you should never overlook Thorne; both would be foolish to pass on this player. Who Mudblood will play for is anyone's guess, but I look forward to seeing her blood thirst on the pitch.
The gore-filled Quidditch game is becoming popular across Europe. For its second season straight, England is favored to win the World Cup. The Ministry of Magic started the league as an alternative option for less desirable members of society.
"Mors Quidditch has been a great addition to Magical Europe's athletic legacy. It is an entertaining sport that helps with overcrowding in Azkaban…" - Read more on page 6
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WINNER: Dramione Writers' Society Award for Most Comedic (Lessons in Quidditch NEWT Fest)
Granger and Malfoy spend an afternoon at home doing normal couple shit (i.e. they make a Sex Bet and Hermione manages to turn it into a science experiment)
“There’s only one way to settle this, you know.”
“So like you. You turn everything into a competition.”
“I’d think you would prefer to view it as an excuse to practise the Scientific Method.”
“Ugh, fine. Well, the question has already been posed, and we’re basing this on previous research. Even if your reasoning is specious. So. Hypothesis: I can get you off faster than you can return the favour.”
“Obviously, I hypothesise differently.”
“Obviously.”
“And?”
“Next step would be experimentation.”
“Race you.”
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- Part 1 of Shagging For Science
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The war has been over for three years, which also means it’s been three years since Draco Malfoy left society behind and locked himself in his manor, riddled with guilt over his actions. Cut off from the outside world, the future seemed bleak and lonely. That is until The Letter arrived.
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Hermione Granger and the Goblet (of) Squats by neilistic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2024
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In which Hermione finds herself in front of a social worker called Gerald, who outrageously suggests she should exercise, try new things, and spend more time outside.
And it just so happens Gerald has another, quidditch-loving client who is lacking in socialisation.
You know where this is going.
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Draco is in a drought - five games now of not being able to catch the Snitch.
What’s the one thing that could keep up morale and motivate him that little bit more?
A bet with Granger, of course.
(Written for the DWS Lessons In Quidditch Fest) - Winner for Mods Choice
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A very drunk Hermione Granger watches Draco Malfoy treat his son, Scorpius, to his very first broomstick ride.
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Investigative reporter Hermione Granger is the leading journalist at Wizarding Times, the last remaining newspaper committed to exposing corruption within the Ministry. When superstar seeker Draco Malfoy comes forward with damning information that could upend Wizarding Britain, Hermione is compelled to discover the truth. The only problem is that she needs Malfoy’s help to get to the bottom of it. As they spend more time together, their relationship goes down a path neither of them expected.
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Malfoy did not get that Quidditch practice he had planned for.
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Draco Malfoy is determined to finish what he inadvertently started as a child when he shared a brief, mostly civil, moment alone with Hermione Granger. It may not have meant much then, but he will make sure that every moment she spends on his broom counts now.
He has a plan. A lesson plan.
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Stretched to My Limit by d_read64 for justforgiggs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Mar 2024
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"See what you do to me? he growled, grating his words across the bond. I can hardly watch him touch you. You’re mine. And when we get home, I’ll fuck you so good you won’t even remember his name."
Draco Malfoy thought himself to be a patient man, but watching his wife be touched by another man—even if that man was just her physical therapist—was stretching him to his fucking limit. He couldn’t leave Granger to have all the fun now could he?
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“Hey, gorgeous. I’ve got to ask. Are you a Gringotts loan?”
Hermione rolled her eyes. He was definitely a little tipsy. “You’re drunk, Malfoy.”
“And you’re definitely a loan. Because you’ve got my interest.”
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Oliver Wood starts a series of scrimmages to help blow off steam for those who survived the war. Years pass and Hermione Granger discovers a different kind of steam she is desperate to blow off.
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What's the best way to make a Quidditch rivalry tolerable?
Sex.
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Hermione Granger: New Quidditch World-Record Holder by sinflower81
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Mar 2024
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“Get on a broom…with you?”
Malfoy let go of her wrist, stepping back to mount his shiny broom with a flourish. He held out his hand once more, an offer to help her aboard.
“Come on. It’s worth a shot, isn’t it? Besides, what records were you going to set flying that manky old branch? Come and try a real broom.”
Malfoy helps Hermione win a bet.
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It's 2010, and the Quidditch World Cup has rolled around once again, and for the first time in 24 years, England has made it to the semifinals. As the International Liaison for the Department of Magical Sports and Games, Draco Malfoy is determined to make this the best and the biggest semifinal event since the inception of the QWC. This necessitates, in his eyes, the appearance of at least one (1) dragon.
Hermione Granger just wants to get Malfoy out of her office.
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Hermione and Draco, single parents to Hugo and Scorpius, respectively, bond over their divorces and single parenthood over the course of Gryffindor’s Quidditch season.
….And make good use of an abandoned storage shed.
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Slytherin vs Gryffindor match. There are many things to watch as the game takes place.
Especially, Draco's distinctive stamp.
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In which, Professional Quidditch Player Hermione is so badly injured that she needs Coach Malfoy to take off all her clothes and inspect her injuries. *cough* Respectfully and professionally, of course.