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Patrick takes a hike. David learns first aid.
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David wants fancy furniture. Patrick says they can't afford it. The solution? IKEA. Flirting and fighting ensue.
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S07E14 Synopsis
There’s something familiar about David and Patrick’s new employee and nothing familiar about the new Café Tropical. Moira has acquired a stalker who follows her to town. -
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“How would you feel about adding a new addition to our family?” Patrick broached the subject over dinner one night, having made one of David’s favorite meals to make sure the topic would be brought up while he was happy.
He paused with a bite on the way to his mouth, face playing out a whole movie’s worth of emotions.
Patrick's suggestion for a new addition to the Rose/Brewer cottage is a bit different than David had thought but ultimately not unwelcome.
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Five times David and Patrick look for a new addition to their family and one time it's complete
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When the building on the fourth corner of Schitt's Creek's main intersection comes up for lease, the town gets a new restaurant. A peek into how the other shop owners at the corner (well, primarily Twyla, David and Patrick) feel about the new addition.
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Patrick has been away for days and David is delighted to have him back. He is significantly less happy with the prize Patrick has brought back with him and now seems determined to display around their beautiful home.
It may be one of the worst things he's ever seen but for Patrick, he will try to learn to live with it.
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David tells Patrick he's ready for a new addition to the Rose-Brewer family byway of a furry friend.
Title from "Ready Set, Not Yet" sung by the Original Broadway Cast of Beetlejuice
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Patrick had watched Ray go on plenty of first dates over the years. He approached them with the same enthusiasm he gave a new business venture. Patrick can remember sitting next to Ray on the floral couch in his early days with David. The three of them enjoying Rom-Coms and ice cream. Ray and David had ranked the grand gesture scenes each time. Patrick recognized the unnamed longing and been happy to fill the role for David. He’d never stopped to think that his boss/landlord turned friend was still looking for someone to do the same.
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Love is in the air at the Third Annual Schitt's Creek Singles Week-will Ray finally be lucky in love?
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Things get heated when David decides to go tanning and catches Patrick doing some yard work at the cottage. They take full advantage of their lack of neighbors to put on a show for each other in the privacy of their backyard and on their front deck.
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Alexis sends David a copy of So You Wanna Talk About Boys with a sticky tab placed on a page that displays an intricate web of questions designed to quiz the reader on the state of their sex life. Except, it arrives at the house before David is back from his business trip with Stevie.
If she didn’t want the quiz to land in the wrong husband’s hands, she really should have tried harder.
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they stare when you walk in the room (yeah, we're lookin' at heaven) by Yellow_Bird_On_Richland
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
25 Feb 2021
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Alexis knows she’s naturally competitive. Like, hello, she literally had to earn her parents’ love starting at age six and her eye for fashion hadn’t come in yet, so she was screwed compared to David. And she’s gambled for her freedom more times than she can count—is it even a weekend if you don’t bribe the Monaco police with express delivery shipments of fine Ghirardelli truffles and Roederer Cristal Rose champagne?
So she’s not exactly surprised to find herself gravitating toward Twyla when more and more hopeful suitors approach her as the night goes on. Plus, Twy’s her guest. The horde of guys hitting on her? They’re so not invited back to her place.
It’s then that she realizes. She doesn’t just wanna take Twyla Sands home.
Like all the boys surrounding them, she wants to take Twyla Sands home.
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David and Patrick turn to couples therapy to navigate a challenging year in their marriage.
[This point of view of this story is that therapy can be helpful. There is no mention of infidelity, vastly different priorities regarding children or lifestyle, or serious consideration of divorce. See the tags for anything else that might be a concern.]
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It was stupid, really.
They’d been arguing over which renovations they could afford first, a battle of wills and budget line items that’s been ongoing since before they even moved in, but it’s always been teasing. Always hinging on humor. Until last night.
David had had just enough wine to turn biting. And Patrick had not yet had enough to call him out on it.
Or, David and Patrick have a fight. We know it will all be fine in the end. Even if David doesn't.
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David and Stevie have the biggest fight of their friendship. Neither of them is used to having a best friend, and they don't know how to fix it or cope. Patrick and Twyla help out.
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The store is buzzing with energy. Everyday is a successful day and the two lovebirds are either working themselves to the ground or fucking themselves into the ground. And so, they don’t actually get around to booking their cruise trip until that weekend. David is going through his bedtime skincare routine in the en-suite with the door open when Patrick mutters a thick and enunciated, “Fuck.”
“What is it?” David turns around slowly, massaging the under eye jelly mask into his skin while walking cautiously to the bed. Patrick is sitting cross legged over the covers with his laptop in one hand and tickets in the other.
“It’s not a Valentine’s Day cruise for couples, David. It’s a singles week. All the activities are ice breakers and random blind dates and- it’s just that. It’s not for us.”
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Mandy Greenhorn, former step-daughter of Wendy, gets her first job working at Rose Apothecary over the summer. She learns about customer service and more than she ever imagined!
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“’Fraid you got a little problem with your hand cream, pal.”
On the patch of skin between Roland’s thumb and index finger, the skin is pink and inflamed. The main sore spot is maybe an inch or two in diameter, the rest of the hand also blotchy and red.
“Itches like hell.”
Ew.
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A number of people in town have rashes and all signs point to Rose Apothecary as being the source. David and Patrick set out to discover out what's going on while dealing with the negative publicity surrounding the mystery and trying to rebuild their reputation.
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Rose Apothecary is doing well. It's time to hire some help!
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Stevie starts to realize she has feelings for Ruth. How long though, will it take for her to tell Ruth that?