The Dramione Effect
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A reality-walking Scorpius throws a wrench into a childless Draco's life.
There's only one thing to do - contact a bushy-haired Unspeakable to help him get back home.
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The Prisoner & The Polaroids by neilistic, PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 May 2024
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Draco Malfoy languishes alone in a cell in Azkaban. It's bleak, and oh so cold.
Meanwhile, a new marriage law has matched Theodore Nott with a fertile wife — none other than one Hermione Granger.
Theo takes every advantage of this arrangement (and his newfound appreciation for muggle cameras) to send risqué photographs to Draco, hoping to bring a small light to his darkest days.
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***PLEASE NOTE: I AM REWRITING THIS AT THE MOMENT AND WILL BE REPLACING THE EXISTING CHAPTERS WITH THE EDITED VERSIONS ROUGHLY END OF APRIL/START OF MAY 2026. AS IT STANDS, I HAVE ALREADY ADDED A LARGE CHUNK TO THE STORY SO IF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS VERSION OF IT, AS IT IS MORE BITE-SIZED THEN I SUGGEST YOU DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE THEN AS THIS VERSION OF IT WILL CEASE TO EXIST.***
Of all the things Draco had expected to bear witness to that evening at his best friend's bachelor party, watching war heroine, Hermione Granger bounce a witches face off a table had not been one of them.
Then again, the event's following weren't exactly things Draco planned for either.OR
The story in which Draco and Hermione wake up married after a drunken night out
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When Hermione opened the door, she was shocked to find Draco Malfoy standing on her doorstep, holding the takeout she'd ordered. "Finally! A service that delivers a poncy prat and dinner right to your door," she rolled her eyes.
Draco frowned. "I was not delivered with whatever sad excuse for food this nonsense is. I just picked it up when I saw it on your stoop."
"Yes, Malfoy, I'm aware. It was a joke. You know that thing normal humans do along with smiling, laughing, feeling emotions?"
His frown deepened. "So you are upset with me then?"
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A short and sweet proposal oneshot that takes place between the end of Universal Truths last chapter 37 and the epilogue. The winning concept from my Tumblr contest!
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- Part 2 of Universal Truths Universe
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“You are at St. Mungo’s. You were in a coma.” He looks me over again, taking a pause. “I am a Healer here now,” he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I’ve thrown mud at him.
Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, “What’s your name?”
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She’d deposit the journal in the drawer and wait only a minute before it clunked back inside her desk. In between messages, she’d check the drawer and find it empty, meaning he was physically removing the notebook from his end, then sending it back to her. A vanishing drawer. Ingenious and tricky.
So what do you do for work?
Work is a boring subject. I’d far rather discuss your features now that you’ve told me you’re a brunette. Is your hair long or short?
Long. Curly. Do you have long hair?
I love long hair on witches. Gives me something to grab onto, if you know what I mean. Unfortunately for you, my hair is short and difficult to wrap around your fingers.
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Professor McGonagall didn’t know that Hogwarts had a Failsafe. The Spell she used to protect the students triggered the castle to protect itself. It’s been creating labyrinths. Some of the loved ones of the missing ventured in, never to be seen again. It’s like they never left. Draco Lucius Malfoy, the verdict alteration comes with a stipulation that you must return for the rehabilitation of Hogwarts.Or the castle is a moody little cunt who likes to try and kill Draco over and over again, trapping him in life-or-death situations while forcing him to rely on people he's supposed to hate.
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Their deal had been mutually beneficial. Blaise Zabini got to “date” the Golden Girl to improve his playboy reputation. Hermione Granger gained access to Pureblood events where she could secure the signatures needed for the House Elf Protection Clause.
It wasn’t complicated, their arrangement, but Hermione couldn’t help but feel she was making things difficult, falling for Draco Malfoy who stayed up chatting with her long after his flatmate had gone to sleep.
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Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn’t a clue.