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Fantastic crack and crack treated seriously.
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Alcohol is a Solution by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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At Alice's behest, Albedo agrees to create an alchemical solution to get Venti drunk. Unfortunately, he neglects to account for the effects of this experiment going wrong in a public bar.
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"That's an injured wild animal," Tighnari says flatly. Alhaitham of all people should appreciate the folly of trying to approach an apex predator when it's hurt.
"They're smart enough to know when someone is genuinely there to help and when they're not," Alhaitham explains slowly.
It reminds Tighnari of the morons who insist that wild animals will just feel their good vibes and not attack them, second only to the delusional fools who think they can take photos with them. Alhaitham is the last person Tighnari thought would spout such nonsense however, so he's stunned for the few seconds it takes Alhaitham to turn back to his task and walk right up to the tiger.
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Alhaitham is the animal whisperer but just thinks everyone else is Bad At Animals and doesn't realise it's a him thing
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An Experiment Involving Glitter by chaoticsnowflake
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Mar 2024
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Scientific curiosity has spurred a great many discoveries. Some of those discoveries have been mundane, some have been world-altering, and some have fallen somewhere in between.
Alhaitham isn’t sure where the result of his experiment falls—only that the result in question has stuck with him for twenty years…in the literal sense.
Alternatively: The origin of the emerald in Alhaitham’s clavicle, inspired by a fanart on tumblr which can be found here.
Bookmarked by Yoichi_Cyn
11 Jun 2026
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Finally. Someone addresses the REAL QUESTIONS in Genshin
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Five Times Childe Refuses to Admit He Likes Zhongli (and the One Time He Can’t Deny It Anymore) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
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Five times Childe made a fool of himself in the name of repression (while carving initials into public property, comparing tea to seduction, weaponizing performance art, hurling himself down emotional flights of stairs, and screaming “IT’S A BIT!” into the wind). And the one time it was so real it knocked the air out of his lungs.
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- Part 25 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
Bookmarked by Yoichi_Cyn
11 Jun 2026
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He’s down so bad it’s terminal.
Zhongli crack in the sense that he’s the cause of all the events and is quietly ridiculous. -
Alcohol is a Solution by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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At Alice's behest, Albedo agrees to create an alchemical solution to get Venti drunk. Unfortunately, he neglects to account for the effects of this experiment going wrong in a public bar.
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Random goon: Hey Boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood: I used to have another name, before… A long time ago. But that person is dead. I get to choose for myself now, they can’t take that from me. I won’t let them.
Random goon: …Huh.
Random goon: *Slowly unravels a Trans flag*
Red Hood: Uh, whatcha got there?
Random goon: *Starts waving it* A smoothie.
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A loyal goon hilariously misunderstands a few too many conversations and sets about supporting his boss the best he can.(Based on a Tumblr/Tik Tok I found :) )
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- Part 1 of Batman Tik Tok Fics