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Thorin is just minding his business outside the mountain when he spots the little alluring creature
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- Part 9 of alternative stories
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the one where yes, the dwarves bathe communally, but their baths are not of mixed sexes.
they also may or may not have missed that Bilbo wasn't a lad.Series
- Part 8 of alternative stories
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the one with the accidental marriage proposal by Cancer
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 Jun 2025
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"Gandalf, of course, would say that he did not expect Thorin to use those exact words he had used, and so one could hardly blame him for being surprised and failing to intervene on time, but Bilbo insisted that Gandalf should have seen the possibility of a misunderstanding, precisely because one does not show up to a hobbit's home to whisk them away! "
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- Part 6 of alternative stories
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Unwittingly engaged
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"Bilbo, like any and all hobbits, had been born deep in the soil. After his mother delivered him to the earth and covered him as it's proper, both his parents waited for weeks until he was ready to bloom. He would come out of the soil on a nice evening in September, and his mother would feed him a mushroom from the ones hanging on the higher parts of the tunnel, right over his seeding ground. "
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- Part 2 of children of soil and stone
- Part 3 of alternative stories
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In which Dwarves have a religion - and Hobbits don’t.
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Business by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
01 Jan 2014
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The Dursleys didn't raise Harry Potter to be a very good boy.
Mildest of fusions with Sherlock Holmes
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I never knew I've been missing this type of work.
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All Hallows by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Rise of the Guardians (2012)
25 Aug 2014
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Harry Potter dies, and Hallow Evans of All Hallows' Eve rises in his place.
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Whispers in Corners by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
13 Jan 2014
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Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.
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If anyone asked Ra's who his favourite Grandchild is. He would say it's Respawn, not out of love or care.
But mostly because he did remember him of a old friend of his.-
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i will always be there (to welcome you home) by justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2020
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Potter Sr. is sitting on the couch, his wand out, expelling colored bubbles of light, his arms around two kids on either side, wait a second.
Two kids?
Why didn't Voldemort know they have two kids?
Maybe one of them is Black's. His mind wanders on the possibility that this is the Longbottom child, they all run in the same Gryffindor circle, but really, how much does it matter? The boys are giggling, one of them sprouting antlers on his head.
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- Part 5 of and several bad jokes later
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#Superbat by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 May 2025
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The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”
He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”
Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.
Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.
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Tom always knew he was special. He’d always known that he was different from the others in the orphanage. When he’d first learned of magic he’d hoped that that would be the answer to everything. He was magic, that was all. But magic couldn't explain the whispers of death that followed him and the way he could hear another’s soul. Magic didn’t explain any of that. (Well light magic didn’t but Tom knew that reading from Salazar Slytherin’s diary was a bit biased.) So Tom was left to wonder why his soul longed for his master and why every death left him feeling so whole and complete he was ashamed.
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Thomas has tried very hard to protect his mother from those two dirty old men while keeping their relationship amicable.
But he knew he was honestly fighting a losing battle since the one person he wants to protect wants to be corrupted by said old men.
It doesn’t help his mother was also getting cheeky over that boy.
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- Part 2 of Dysfunctional Riddle Family
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The last thing Voldemort remembered was dying. The next thing he knew, he was wet, blind and back to his homunculus body.
A few days later, he realizes he wasn’t back to his Homunculus body but was actually in an infant’s body.
A few weeks later, he realizes he had been reborn and the one who gave birth to him was no one else but his nemesis Harry James Potter.
A few months later, he realizes he actually adores his new ‘mother’.
A few years later… he finds out his father is actually Tom Marvolo Riddle.
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- Part 1 of Dysfunctional Riddle Family
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It was the perfect resurrection. With Harry's help, his son and heir by blood and magic, Lord Voldemort managed what none have dared attempt. He rose from a state as close to death as an immortal God could ever experience. He defeated a prophecy by rendering his son and heir unable to harm him; for the most ancient and most noble blood of Slytherin could never act against the family's reigning lord.
And last, but not least, by using the blood of a parselmouth after first strengthening it through blood adoption, Lord Voldemort had managed to coax out and awaken the ancient naga heritage that gave Slytherin's heirs the ability to command serpents and weild but a fraction of a naga's parselmagic. Now, the lost race of those Gods of Magic was resurrected along with the darkest Dark Lord - for Lord Voldemort had rebuilt himself in the form of a naga and now controlled in full the vast powers he was always destined to have.
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Thirsting for revenge after the night his parents were murdered by the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter will stop at nothing to bring his adopted father back to his former self. His father’s power will one day return. On that day, Harry will stand proudly at his side, taking his rightful place as the Dark Lord’s only heir, and woe to those that do not fall at their feet in surrender.
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Draco is pretty certain he’s dying at the end of sixth year, because the Dark Lord absolutely gave him an impossible task so he’d fail. So, why not have a little fun on his way out and get one over on Potter?
(Or: More of my obsession with love potions and their ramifications, and an unexpected, ridiculous amount of pining, all things considered.)
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Harry’s eyes crossed as Voldemort reached out to him, pressing his talon to the scar as though he had no idea what it was or what it meant. Harry braced himself for the inevitable, but strangely, the touch didn't hurt.
“What a princely boon you have been given, and quite the story behind it as well, I just know it.”
Voldemort smiled down at Harry, and seemed to wait for a moment, as though he expected some sort of delighted response like the bloody snake’s. Except then his gaze faltered, and his eyes flicked around with more purpose, taking in for the first time the filthy gag in his mouth, the blood still dripping from his arm and leg, and the way the scythe pressed so firmly against his neck.
“No, no, no, that isn’t right at all,” he muttered to himself, flicking his hand, still wand-less, in a series of impatient gestures that banished first the gag, then the statue, and finally the torn, bloody mess that were once his robes.
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One part not-canon!Voldemort popped into canon!Harry's world during the graveyard scene, one part dadmort who has literally no concept of interpersonal boundaries, and one part me really, really wanting to write about what a hemipenis looks like in the wild.
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Regulus Black and the Potter Brat by Breezygirl541
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2017
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Regulus was not a particularly good role model. He wasn't good with children, he was an awkward being, and what's more, he was a bloody Death Eater.
Or, where the Potter's are in need of a babysitter.
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In which Marcus Flint gets to see Harry Potter for the little minx he is.
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