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  1. 29

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    After the team's Halloween party, Shane has a realization that he likes Ilya in a mask... maybe a bit too much.

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  2. 92

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    Peter keeps getting interrupted every time he tries asking MJ out...

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  3. 35

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    Peter Parker, your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man is turned on by everything his boyfriend-MJ does; even when he's cursing him out and demeaning him.

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  4. 23

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    "Buck,

    you're a whole lotta man

    just take a look at your great big hands

    you know you could crush poor me in two

    but gentle, oh so gentle, are the things you do."

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  5. 33

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    Sam and Bucky are undercover, looking for someone in Europe. Tonight, they're in a club in Germany, where the man is supposed to be, but their night gets disturbed when someone decides to flirt with Sam in front of Bucky.

    or : Bucky gets jealous really quick and brings Sam to their rental car to show his who he belongs to.

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  6. 30

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    Today is the day that changes everything: Nick is leaving for Leeds University and he and Charlie will officially be a long-distance couple.

    But before their separation begins in earnest, the boys choose to spend Nick's move-in weekend together, making new memories in the place Nick will call his home.

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    Ilya’s hand wraps around his bare wrist and squeezes. Shane barely stops himself from collapsing to his knees.

    The pressure lights up every receptor of his touch-starved nervous system, wrenching a small, pained noise from the back of his throat. Every muted sensation comes flooding back so intensely that it almost hurts. He needs Ilya to hold him down until there’s nothing inside him but quiet. He wants to sink into him and disappear.

    It takes Shane an entire beat to remember where they are. Fighting against the fog in his mind, he manages to drag his gaze up to meet Ilya’s.

    There’s a slow-dawning horror and understanding on Ilya’s face.

    *

    Or: Shane is in subdrop after their encounter in Vegas. Ilya fixes it.

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  8. 35

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    I pull his head back and look at him. "Nick, do you think you can do something for me?", I ask him.

    He looks at me, a bit puzzled, but the reply comes instantly, as always. "Anything Char".

    "Okay", I say, pushing him off me completely as I stand up. "Kneel for me baby".

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  9. 27

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    Charlie and Nick quickly fell into a routine after their first time having sex, but Charlie’s realizing he wants to switch things up. Turns out Nick is very, very up for the idea.

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  10. 18

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    Henry accidentally wears a pair of Alex's shorts. Alex goes a little bit insane.

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  11. 19

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    Before the full moon, Remus finds himself heavily aroused and overly protective of Sirius. His whole being becoming possessive, full of desire to mark and claim Sirius as his so everyone else would back off. However, he holds himself back— That is until he can’t anymore and takes what's his.

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    Remus gets jealous and snaps. He fucks Sirius and tries to claim him. (With consent because that's sexy)

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  12. 70

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    When Sirius gets back from snogging another random girl, Remus is pissed at him. He dosen't understand why until he hears "Fuck it"

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    Ilya is pretty sure Hollander only agreed to the bet so he could lose it

    Smutty one shot where alpha Ilya gets to ‘play’ with beta Hollander when he wins - but is good boy Hollander actually guarding a lil secret?

    Just a bit of fun. Formerly titled ‘Hollander Hazing’ but with addition of a second chapter was renamed ‘Rules are Rules’.

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  14. 25

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    Noah tilted his face up, his glasses slipping slightly down his nose as a smug smile spread across his lips. He didn't look intimidated at all by the rough grip in his hair. He stared directly into Finn's eyes, his chest heaving with quick breaths.

    "Je te veux" Noah repeated, the words coming out as a wicked purr right against Finn's face.

    "God" Finn muttered "You're a fucking tease"

     

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    Domestic FOAH smut on vacation, with a hint of french cause Finn can't handle Noah's french tease [he can't handle a thing - he's so far gone]

     

    :)

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  15. 42

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    Mike quirks an eyebrow, “Anything I want?”

    Will nods earnestly. “Anything,” he repeats.

    “What if I want a kiss? Will you still give it to me?”

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    Will plans the perfect birthday party for Mike, but somehow forgets to get a gift. So, Mike asks for a kiss instead and things escalate.

    A lot…

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  16. 16

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    What's better than one cock?

    Two.

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  17. *

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    A year after Vecna’s defeat, Will’s powers surge back without warning, waking Mike in the middle of the night. He finds Will feverish and struggling to understand what’s happening to his own body. Determined to help, Mike stays with him through it all, until comfort turns into something messy and undeniably intimate.

    or,

    Will Byers' first handjob (courtesy of Mike Wheeler).

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  18. 33

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    Fuck public relations and managers. Fuck contracts and network obligations. Finn worked his ass off to earn them a pretty paycheque for years, but he had worked even harder to earn this for himself.

    Noah was his.

    In secret. Behind closed doors. Locked behind biometric passcodes and untraceable text chats, fleeting ten second displayable images, and restaurants with no phone policies, Noah was his. He’d always be his.

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    Takes place on the same night as the LA premiere.

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  19. 53

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    Finn took Noah even deeper, and Noah couldn’t suppress the sound that escaped his mouth. The moan that started as a loud “Oh” ended in, “Just like that, just like that… M-Mi-“

    Noah froze, eyes widening in surprise as Finn pulled back from his throat and flashed him a mischievous smile, one eyebrow raised.

    “Mike?” he said, still stroking Noah and holding his gaze. “Is that what you were going to call me?”

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  20. 20

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    When Noah posts teasing a new boyfriend on Instagram for April Fools, Finn simply HAS to take the first plane to visit and remind him who owns him really.

    Noah is actually thrilled about it.

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