My Muppets Fics
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Pizza Pig by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (TV 2015)
19 Jul 2020
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Fozzie hosts a surprise birthday party for Kermit. Miss Piggy is still upset that Kermit broke up with her, and buys them tickets to a romantic comedy for his present, but Kermit decides enough is enough.
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- Part 1 of My Muppets Fics
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“Alright, but what is he like? Don’t tell me about what he owns or does, what is he like?”
“What’s he like? Let’s see… well with four arms, you know he’s very strong. He’s thrown me across a room before with those buff arms, ya know. Was kinda hot. He’d probably be a great cuddler, not that I would know. He’s typically better with words and doesn’t need his friend to hype him up. In fact, he’s usually much smoother than me. Could really make a gal melt if you give him the time.”
After a short moment of silence, the mouse woman laughed. “Or a rat, apparently."
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- Part 2 of My Muppets Fics
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“Say, Janice? How did you know you were in love with Zoot?”
“That’s easy. The universe told me.”
“Maybe I need a universe translator, then. What’s love supposed to feel like, anyways? Is it supposed to make you feel sick and jealous of every little thing all the time?”
“Definitely not, Piggy. Love feels like finding a four-leaf clover on your unluckiest days.”
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- Part 3 of My Muppets Fics
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Baby Pictures by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (TV 2015)
19 Jul 2020
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He stared at his computer screen and tried to think of a punchline to the joke he was working on, but his mind danced around what he had heard his sister say.
‘I’m not related to him.’
Why would his sister say that? Of course she was related to him! He did find it odd as a kid that his sister was a koala and he was a brown bear, but he never knew his father and just always assumed his father was a koala. So, he must have made her angry at some point. If she were angry, maybe she would claim she isn’t related to him. It was the only possibility that made any sense to him.
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- Part 4 of My Muppets Fics
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Of Pigs and Frogs by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (TV 2015)
22 Jul 2020
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Piggy wanted to hate Denise. She really did. When she heard that the other pig was Kermit's plus one to Valentine's Night at Rowlf's, she felt sick.
But, something about the other pig made her question parts of herself she never questioned before. And now she had a different problem with Denise; she was in love with her.
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- Part 5 of My Muppets Fics
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Fozzie finds a genie lamp one day in the dumpster behind the theater. Could it be the answer to his problems?
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- Part 6 of My Muppets Fics
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Popcorn and Zombies by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (2011), The Muppets (TV 2015)
23 Jul 2020
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It took Scooter a minute to even register that Kermit was indeed asking him to give Walter a quick tour of the studio and within minutes the frog left them alone, and Walter let out a sharp breath, catching the gopher’s attention.
“Wow, Kermit is just so amazing! I still can’t believe that I’m actually here, and,” He looked over with wide eyes at Scooter, “and with you and all the other Muppets, too!”
Shaking his head and letting out some of the nerves bundled in his stomach, Scooter gave the other a smile. “Yeah, Kermit is pretty amazing. He’s always been like a father to me.”
Without any hesitation, Walter blurted out his own thoughts. “I always had a crush on him.”
Right away the two looked at each other in silence for about a minute before clearing their throats. “So, where are you showing me first?”
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- Part 7 of My Muppets Fics
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Rowlf's nine-year-old niece Ronnie comes to stay for a while. All she wants to do is be like her uncle when she grows up, and that includes bar-tending and playing piano! When her tenth birthday party comes up, she knows she wants to throw a party and play piano for her school mates - but none of them come.
Uncle Rowlf and her best friend Robin due their best to help cheer her up!
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- Part 8 of My Muppets Fics
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Poof Goes the Gopher by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets (2011)
27 Dec 2020
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Taking both of Walter's hands in his and staring at them, Scooter felt his heart quicken. "I want to live with you one day," He blurted out, swallowing before continuing, "only you. Without Ken. I'm not...saying that too soon, am I?"
Widely smiling and shaking his head curtly, Walter started to lean in to kiss his partner when a sound from below the bridge startled him and sent him peeking. Gasping loudly, he pointed so Scooter's gaze would follow. The commotion under the bridge and overlooking the creek revealed a small black kitten hissing as a raccoon cornered it. Without any hesitation, Walter ran off the bridge and to the side of the creek, Scooter clumsily following behind him. Sliding down the creek, Walter glanced between the scene and Scooter, clasping his own hands together in thought.
"What should we do? We have to get that raccoon away from that poor cat!" He whined out, searching around for a way to distract the larger animal. Nearly frozen in fear, Scooter let out another gasp as Walter grabbed his black and gold fairy wand prop from the hem of his skirt and chucked it at the raccoon, causing it to hiss at him and scurry away.
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- Part 9 of My Muppets Fics
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Lilies and Kisses by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets - All Media Types
02 Jan 2021
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“..Can you repeat that?”
“I know it’s sudden, but I really need a plus one for my sister’s wedding,” Kermit explained and Fozzie shook his head.
“I get that, but you told your sister what?”
Sighing, Kermit took a long sip from his beer. “I told her we were dating."
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- Part 10 of My Muppets Fics
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The Princess & the (Tiny) Frog by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (2011), The Muppets (TV 2015), Muppets Most Wanted (2014), Muppets Tonight
05 May 2021
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Falling to the ground ungracefully, Robin curled himself up in a ball and started to wail; his dad really didn't want him at all. He didn't even wanna talk to him, he thought he was a burden.
In his mind, his parents got back together; he was still the light of both of their lives, his father still loved him and wanted him, and his mother wasn't sick. His dad never cheated on his mom, they never broke up. Wiping at his eyes, he tried to stop his tears from streaming down his felty face but couldn't.
His dad didn't want him.
The thought kept repeating in his mind like a coo-coo bird, screaming at the top of its little bird lungs.
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- Part 11 of My Muppets Fics
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No One Like You by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
21 Jun 2021
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Ever since his father said he wants nothing to do with him, Robin’s been struggling, and now Fathers Day has arrived, and he feels alone; and still, there are three hopeful lights glowing in his corner.
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- Part 12 of My Muppets Fics
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Paparazzi Plight by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015)
02 Nov 2023
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Miss Piggy is still falling hard for Denise, and even though she knows she shouldn't, she asks her to go shopping. Finally, she feels as if she has a chance, only for a certain frog to dash her hopes of new love yet again.
Sequel to "Of Pigs and Frogs"!
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- Part 13 of My Muppets Fics
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Robbie's favorite band is having a concert out of town, but his parents forbid him from going. Spike decides to take him anyways.
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- Part 14 of My Muppets Fics
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You, Me, and Miss Piggy! by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppet Show, The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets (2011)
30 Nov 2023
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Maureen the Mink has been running a Miss Piggy fanclub for years now, and is able to track her down to her next meet-n-greet, only to be turned away at the last moment. Will she ever be able to meet her heroine? Will she ever meet someone who shares her love for the queen that is Miss Piggy?
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- Part 15 of My Muppets Fics
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Lipstick Kisses by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015), The Muppets (2011), Muppets Tonight
28 Nov 2023
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Yolanda wasn't too interested in the new co-workers that were joining the office. That was, until, she met Spamella.
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- Part 16 of My Muppets Fics
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Radium's Dolly by puffythepig
Fandoms: The Muppets - All Media Types, The Muppets (TV 2015), Muppets Tonight, The Muppets (2011)
30 Nov 2023
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Beaker brings his five-year-old niece, Radium, into work with him. She explores the Muppet Studios with Robin, Andy, and Randy, until she accidentally destroys her beloved toy. It's up to Bunsen to save the day!
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- Part 17 of My Muppets Fics
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Prom is approaching and Robbie finds himself incredibly confused about himself and what he wants. He tries to go with Wendy, but finds himself looking at someone he didn't expect to be interested in.
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- Part 18 of My Muppets Fics