We can't carry weapons, and they don't even speak English

Series Metadata

Creator:
Anonymous
Series Begun:
2025-03-20
Series Updated:
2026-01-08
Description:

"Truth is, we really didn't gel."
"Like, at all."
"Yeah, she's a massive pain in the ass."
"We can't carry weapons, and they don't even speak English."

An in-order series of fics detailing how the NCIS Sydney team goes from casual acquaintances who drink beer sometimes to absolute ride or die BFFs who do dumb things, unpack lots of other things, and still drink beer sometimes. This collection will be an add-on to the TV series and canon compliant (to a certain extent, that is. AKA: Dee/Evie primary focus, Mackey and JD BFF/more? vibes, childhood trauma and abduction haunting the narrative, and most importantly: found family).

Notes:

If you have a scene or backstory/scenario/episode you want expanded on, hit me up in the comments. I'm always a sucker for a one-shot, no matter the length :) Also, join us on Tumblr: NCIS Sydney tumblr community for memes, discussions, jokes, excitement, and fics about this silly goofy show.

Works

1. (1x01) We can't carry weapons, and they don't speak English: (T) (Mackey and JD)
2. (1x02) The GOAT of deadly snakes: (T) (DeShawn and Evie)
3. (1x06) Like having you around: (T) (Evie and Mackey)
4. (1x07) I don't do delirium: (T) (Blue and Evie and Mackey)
5. (2x02) Men's shed for doomsday preppers: (T) (DeShawn and Evie)
6. (2x04) Swimming Lessons (G) (DeShawn and Evie)
7. (2x06) Steel springs: (T) (DeShawn and Evie)
8. (2x07) Fly, Bluebird. Fly: (M) (Bluebird and Rosie)
9. (2x07) Here to stay: (T) (Mackey and JD) (Mackey and the team)
10. (2x10) Whelve: (T) (Solo Evie)
11. (3x04) To love her dearly: (M) (Evie/DeShawn)- 10k+ fic coming in April 2026

Stats:
Words:
24,249
Works:
11
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
3

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