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Holding His Hand by Peachy_Jeans for Literallythesun
Fandoms: 文豪とアルケミスト | Bungou to Alchemist
03 Jan 2026
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Hugo's in the infirmary. Not an unusual occurrence.
Might as well visit his friend...
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How could it have gotten this bad?
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- Part 1 of Oh God It's the French
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- English
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- 2,288
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- 1/1
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January, 2002.
George Sand is going to die here. She's going to die here unless she does something.
And something, she definitely does, as a guest shows up in the Library.
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- Part 2 of Oh God It's the French
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- 3/?
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Victor Hugo may be just another author in the French Library, but surely he's the most important one. Still, that won't stop him from trying to help those around him.
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- Part 3 of Oh God It's the French
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Gautier is having some doubts, but when a certain man shows up with a... proposition, the outcome was inevitable.
He'd already lost a long time ago.
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- Part 4 of Oh God It's the French
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Jules Verne's transmigration was successful. Only technically.
But what's lost can be replaced, even if it does untold damage. It's what needs to be done.
(Jules Verne gets a prosthetic leg in the most horrifying way possible)
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- Part 5 of Oh God It's the French
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It's time to transmigrate Gérard.
What can Théo even say?
What can Judith even feel?
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- Part 6 of Oh God It's the French
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Going through someone's mail is illegal, right? Especially stealing it. Baudelaire has a good reason, though!
There's no way he can let Kafuu see he got letters from Victor Hugo.
There's absolutely.... no way....
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- Part 18 of Library Lore
- Part 7 of Oh God It's the French
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He's not real. Not as real as the others, anyways. In an artificial body with artificial emotions, all that's real is his rage. His anger.
... his love for his friends seems pretty real, though.
They certainly love him back.
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- Part 8 of Oh God It's the French
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Gérard... good, gentle Gérard...
What have you done, for your beloved friend's sake?
He did what he had to.
Maybe a god can bleed.
(Or: Gérard is concerned about his friend's relationship so he decides to do something about it)
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- Part 9 of Oh God It's the French
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Hugo and Dumas aren't together. They're not an item. They're not even sleeping together!
They just kiss a lot. As friends do.
What- ignore what happened at that one party no don't flash back to it WAIT-
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- Part 10 of Oh God It's the French
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8 months, 6 days ago, their friend was transmigrated. Except that's not really what happened. They couldn't save him, so they took what they could, supplemented the rest, and gave him a mechanical body until they could find the rest of his soul.
Well, they found it. What now? The anticipation of becoming real after you've spent your whole life as an android, well that sure is something now isn't it?
His friends will still love him. He keeps telling himself that.
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- Part 11 of Oh God It's the French
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It's a lazy morning, Gérard's trying to sleep (and failing), and Théo has a question to ponder aloud.
Just what... are they, exactly?
He means in a biological sense. What did you think he meant?
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- Part 12 of Oh God It's the French
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Hugo loves Gautier dearly. Who doesn't? What a charming, beautiful man, especially when under him in bed.
And that special moment when all gets loose and his voice gets wild? Utterly magical.
... what has Théo done?
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- Part 13 of Oh God It's the French
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Julia's asked to be Maupassant's therapist. His hypnotherapist.
Why does she know hypnosis? Well it's part of her second job. Don't mind what that second job is, it probably won't be relevant in the slightest.
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- Part 14 of Oh God It's the French
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Everyone hates Maupassant. Why wouldn't they?
He was not separate from 'everyone', not by any means.
He was going to die, so might as well do something.
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- Part 15 of Oh God It's the French
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Things had gotten better, but Flaubert wouldn't admit this to himself. He didn't care.
But Sand needed to hear it. The fantasy of her succumbing to hatred was far better than the reality.
It's never that simple, is it?
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- Part 16 of Oh God It's the French
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Maupassant hates a certain trio of poets.
Why, because they hate him too?
No, because he suspects they like him.
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- Part 17 of Oh God It's the French
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Théo's sick, so of course Hugo had to drop everything to nurse him. But Théo wouldn't want to see him, because he's not sure he's... him.
Hugo isn't sure either.
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- Part 18 of Oh God It's the French
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- 1/1
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Purify "A History of Romanticism" by Peachy_Jeans
Fandoms: 文豪とアルケミスト | Bungou to Alchemist
10 Nov 2025
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Théo misses his friends. He misses what they used to have.
Where did it all go wrong? Why can't they be like they used to?
Who cares if he's tainted when they can all be together again.
When is it his turn to be happy?
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- Part 19 of Oh God It's the French
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A successful delve, a successful purification.
Hugo wants to speak with Gérard about what happened and what's to come.
And speak they shall.
(Takes place during Chapter 24 of Purify "A History of Romanticism")
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- Part 20 of Oh God It's the French
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- 1/1
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