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  1. 12

    Sunny Skies and Disarrayed Demons by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    20 Feb 2025

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    Tearing a hole in the fabric of reality doesn’t exactly have zero side effects, believe it or not. Bill Cipher ends up learning this the hard way after trying to merge the third and second dimension when he starts rapidly glitching through the fabric of space and time. Eventually landing in Earth, Dimension 46, Bill makes a hasty deal with his borderline kidnapper, an eccentric twelve-year-old Stanford Pines: help him return to his dimension, and in return, Ford gets to learn about cool multiverse stuff! Woohoo! What could go wrong?

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    Know Thy Melody by

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    04 Jun 2025

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    Melody has been a manager forever, so she totally knows how to handle demons. Though, this one might be tricky.

    AKA, Bill is making new friends at work, against his will.

    AKA Bill “I Can’t Go Back to Jail” Cipher is terribly confused and alarmed at the bizarre treatment from his newest coworker. What are you supposed to do when they DON’T treat you like the dangerous, jagged pile of broken glass you’ve always been? When they aren’t scared? And are… nice? To you???

    (Blind Bill AU, set when Bill is a wage slave. early-mid)

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    drink the poison down by

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    14 May 2025

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    Bill's eye doesn’t work. His mouth works just fine. So he puts it to work, taking care of the Mystery Shack's mysterious supply of rotgut, to drown out the bad feelings.

    AKA, Bill tries to drink his troubles away, and gets some surprisingly good company in the form of the Stan twins.

    (Blind Bill AU, Stan and Bill are on decent terms, Ford is getting there)

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    ANYWHERE BUT HERE by

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    15 Sep 2025

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    I left your lips equipped with questions, and an answer I can't share by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    04 May 2025

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    It's time for a quick Theraprism check-in! :D

    AKA, Ford has some questions for Bill and isn't very happy with the answers

    (blind bill au, set middlish)

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    been sittin' here in 10 below by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    15 Apr 2025

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    So what if the Axolotl itself says his blindness is 'permanent' and 'irreversible' and he'll 'only damage himself more trying to brute force a solution'- he's an overgrown frog! Bill's not going to let some wishy-washy fish dictate his life!!! Bill's totally got this figured out!

    AKA, Bill do not got this. Not at all. But Ford and Bill finally share a mindscape again and that's something.

    (Blind Bill AU, when Ford reaches out)

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    • Bookmarked by Golsaileach

      15 Sep 2025

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    • Bookmarked by Sneezysoul

      16 Apr 2025

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    • Bookmarked by lunaarat

      15 Apr 2025

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      My favorite fic from the series so far- it's got it all. Bill's stubbornness and unwillingness to accept help, Ford seeing Bill for who he really is underneath the bullshit, and Bill being so soft for this old man. And then he chased him around the house like a gremlin??? Stop reading this summary and just read the damn fic.

    • Bookmarked by PiGiDin

      15 Apr 2025

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      OH MY GOD😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
      I LOVE THOSE SILLIES SO MUCH....... THEY ARE SO CUTE.... SO ADORABLE... MY STUPID BOYS😭😭😭😭

      BILL COUNTING FORD'S FINGERS WHEN HE REACHED TO HIM 💔💔💔URGHHHH. GOD.
      AND Are you trying to get yourself killed!” Ford demanded.“…”“…Bill?” he asked, hesitantly, a softness to his voice Bill hadn’t heard since before he’d tried to make him open the portal…
      KILLLEEDDDD MEEEE. OMLLLL. BILL U STUPID TRIANGLE.

      “You know that’s not what I-! I don’t like watching people hurt themselves! I can help you, Bill, actually help you! Why can’t you ever ask for help?!ARGHHH HOW I HATE THIS MANNNN :((( HE IS SO SWEET FOR NO REASON. STOP. MY DEAR. AND FORD'S BEARD KILLED ME HBAHBAHAHB. tbh i'd reacted same as bill lol.

      Ford had always smelled faintly of brunt hair (he smelled like home). I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I DESPISE THEM OMLLLL URGHHH URGHHHH I AM SO FULL OF HATRED TOWARDS THEM GRRRR.

      Let’s play chess! Heck, let’s BE chess! You can be my queen~” Bill winked. He’d shrunk down to teacup size, just for that extra cute factor, with his hands folded under his eye and kicking his feet in the air like a teen girl gossiping on the bed. THIS GUYYY. YOU LITTLE FLIRT.

      In response, Ford took Bill’s hand and guided it to his cheek. The beard was still there. ....... Bill brought his other hand up to cradle the opposite cheek, feeling out the change. It was coarser than Ford’s normal hair, but it still soft, hiding all the sharp angles of his jaw. It was downright fluffy at the edges.A soft, fuzzy man. .......... Cradling Ford’s face gently, like it was a furry pet. I CANTTTTTT

      AND HOW BILL CHASES HIM IN THE END COZ HE WANTED TO SHAVE THEM MESS OFF HIM 💔💔THEY ARE SO SILLY.

    • Bookmarked by Rutaba9a

      15 Apr 2025

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      Lit

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    just try your best to forget that I once made you crawl by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    09 Apr 2025

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    Blinded, barely powered, but finally kinda happy, Bill has to wonder... were they right? Were they actually right about him along...? Would it have been better to just take the juice after all?

    AKA, Bill has an extremely bad brain day, but luckily Ford is there for him.

    (Blind Bill AU, set middle-ish, after Bill and Ford have started making up)

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    I can walk you back to Heaven but it's just too far by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    23 Feb 2025

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    Ford thinks he found a loophole in the Axolotl's decision to send them his worst patient- they just have to pass the problem into anyone else willing to help him! Good thing Bill has so many caring friends, right?

    AKA, that loophole might as well be a noose.

    (Blind Bill AU, early, probably the first weekish)

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  9. 8

    all the little sympathies have gone away again by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    05 Feb 2025

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    Dipper is going to figure out Bill's game and he's betting it has something to do with whatever he's hiding in that stupid hat!

    (aka, keep-away goes horribly wrong)

    (Blind Bill AU, earlyish)

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    operator, please by

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    27 Jan 2025

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    A newly reconstituted Bill arrives at Theraprism... in the infirmary. Turns out even gods can't fix everything.

    aka, The Axolotl fails Bill a second time.

    (Blind Bill AU, prequel of sorts)

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    well I don’t do handsome and you don’t do sympathy by

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    17 Jan 2025

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    Bill can't- won't?- sleep. And as everyone knows, the only real cure for a sleepness night- is partying until dawn!

    AKA Sleepover shenanigans!

    (blind bill au, skipping ahead to when Bill is more or less just part of the family)

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    people say, that's how it goes by

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    14 Jan 2025

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    Ford is a paranoid freak about Bill. Bill is just a freak. They try to talk.

    AKA, an attempt to NOT be a freak is made. Success...? Um. UH. Close enough.

    (Blind Bill AU, set after Bill arrives, but before everyone is cool with each other)

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    the hurry all around by

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    10 Jan 2025

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    Greasy’s Diner! A fixture of Gravity Falls, and the perfect setting for the Pines family to reintroduce Bill outside the Mystery Shack. Bill disagrees.

    AKA, Bill has... complex feelings about being out in public again.

    (Blind Bill Handyman AU. Set during a point the Pines like/trust Bill enough to bring him into town and the town does not break out the pitchforks on sight)

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    Fork-gettaboudit by

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    02 Jan 2025

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    Bill still can't be trusted with forks.

    (set at some comfortable, everyone's-basically-chill-now point in the Blind Handyman Bill setting)

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    you can read by my light by

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    20 Dec 2024

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    Bill's first night at the Mystery Shack.
    AKA Ford is disappointed. But was also expecting (hoping for?) worse? It's... complicated.

    (Standard Handyman Bill AU, except he's blind. and a triangle)

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    Every Nerve Alight. by

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Or, Bill puts Ford in his place. (Or, Bill is actually awful)

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    Trust is a matter that affects us both. by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    05 Mar 2025

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    Bill is sent to Gravity Falls as a human and ends up distraught and frightened by his own inadequacy on Ford's doorstep.

    Or in other words: Both freaks need therapy

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    Puffer Fish by

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    14 Jul 2025

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    Bill Cipher's on house arrest and is barely a threat these days. But that's just fine - he's rather enjoying being on the other end of a power imbalance- at least when it's a certain six-fingered freak that's calling the shots.

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    We'll call this a love diamond because squares fucking suck. by

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Bill returns to Gravity Falls with a frilly friend, and things sure do happen.

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    Lunch Time by

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    05 Dec 2024

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    Bill Cipher does his best to make his son lunch...

    a non-Euclidean geometry AU comic, crossposted from my tumblr. mind the tags.

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