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Goddamnit Bill This is Why we Can't Have Nice Things (Like Boundaries) by Putridsloplvr69
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
17 Jul 2025
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"What are you doing down there? Checking me for signs of STDs?" Bill nudges Ford from his thoughts with his foot. "It's sweet of you to assume I've been getting any since I came to this hell on Earth, but I'm clean."
Ford glares, scowling. "I'm simply doing what I said I would do; I'm examining."
"Well examine a little further."
Stupid thing I spent way too long on in which Ford puts his doctorates to good use and becomes a gynecologist.
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Bill Cipher is not having a good time at the Theraprism. Being a powerless, living creature was definitely not on his list of expectations and, on top of that, he is being treated like a lesser being by both the staff and patients.
Meanwhile, Mabel Pines isn't having a good time at college. She couldn't get into the same college as Dipper, not even in a second application. Instead, she had to go to a small community college alone where she's dealing with mean roommates, hard classes and missing Dipper and her family, even though she's really happy for him.So, naturally, the Axolotl decided that connecting the two would be a great idea. In their mind, Mabel could help Bill open up, whilst Bill could help Mabel develop a bit of a stronger personality. But, as always, nothing goes like planned when Bill Cipher is allowed to interact with Pines family.
This fic now has Billford, because I have absolutely zero self control.
And now the rating changed to mature because Bill and Ford got too freaky (but at least they’re detoxifying the yaoi). Is there any hope for Bill or will he remain the prisoner of the Theraprism forever?Series
- Part 1 of Bad Triangles Go to Therapy + Extras!
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Triangle bill and craziness
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Regrets, Faded Memories, and the Dangers of Impulsive Wishes by Bookwormgal for sacklunch
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
16 Oct 2025
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The moment that Bill Cipher got his hands on a Time Wish, that should have been the moment that he won. His failure with Weirdmageddon wiped away and his victory retroactively established.
Except that when he had the power to have anything that he desired, an older mistake took priority: Euclydia restored as if it was never destroyed and Bill Cipher back home just as he always wanted.
After everything that had happened, Ford would not allow Bill to simply run off to a happy ending. When the Axolotl requested that Ford attempt to convince Bill to return to Theraprism for his own good, it was a perfect opportunity to hunt Bill down to destroy him once and for all. It was everything that Bill deserved.
Except when Ford arrived in Euclydia (with some minor changes to help him blend in), things were not quite as simple as he'd imagined. And the Bill that he found there was very different from the former ruler of the Nightmare Realm and monster that he'd sworn to kill.
(Based on sacklunch's "Time Wish AU/Do-Over AU")
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Not all anomalies are contained within the borders of Gravity Falls. Sometimes the strange, the mysterious, and the dangerous could be found somewhere else. Stan and Ford might have a great deal of experience with weirdness, but that does not mean that they are invincible. And a chance encounter with something old and predatory left one of them fighting for his life.
And while Bill does not regret his new life in most circumstances, reincarnation meant that he was essentially human and limited in countless ways. Which meant that when disaster struck the Pines family, he could not immediately fix the problem. He was powerless as any other human. And that feeling of helplessness was terrifying. Almost as terrifying as the idea that they wouldn't be able to stop what was happening.
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- Part 3 of Some Sunny Day
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Typical Handyman Bill AU setting... except this triangle is blind and still pretty angry (scared) about it.
Billford, but it's complicated. Not chronological- Words:
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All my Non Euclidean Geometry AU short comics, art, and lore crossposted from tumblr!
Geometry on a curved surface is considered non-euclidean, where regular rules about lines and angles might not apply-
AKA, the AU where you got wasted on your birthday with your Muse and one thing led to another and you REALLY violated that 5th postulate and now you gotta deal with the results, Ford! (he didn’t know he could that! neither did the other one! and neither remembers what exactly they did to do that!!!)
Set Pre-Portal/Betrayal Era, watch Ford and Bill try to parent their surprise baby, Pyramid Steve!Series
- Part 3 of Non Euclidean Geometry AU
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The metal plate in Ford's head shielded his mind enough to prevent Bill Cipher from gaining access. And as an added side effect, it also provided enough shielding to protect his mind from the effects of Fiddleford's memory gun.
It did not, however, provide perfect protection against his forgotten prototype. Which was more powerful, but far less precise. Like comparing a scalpel to a chainsaw.
The metal plate provided enough protection that Ford only lost his most recent memories. And both Stanley and Fiddleford had already proven that it was possible to retrieve those memories with some work. There was no reason to be overly upset about a mere accident.
But since his last memories were of him and his brother at sea a few months after Weirdmageddon, Ford was left dealing with several changes. Dipper and Mabel were noticeably older. The Mystery Shack had expanded. And there was someone that should have been dead and gone that his family were far too casual and comfortable having around.
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The peak is peaking
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Ford forgets the last two years.
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Theraprism is insufferable, leading to desperate attempts at getting out, such as a book.
But that didn't work, so he tried a different attempt; breaking the place apart. And, well, that didn't work either.He felt more insane than when he first got there.
One last try. Entering a dream, which would be difficult and he wouldn't have as much power over the dreams as usual; simple pressure could clip him out in a heart-beat. If he had hair, he'd be ripping it out, alongside fingernails. One slip-up and he was done for. And he knew exactly who and how he was going after.
TW/CW [SPOILERS]: Includes MPREG, terrible treatment that leads to forced medicating/surgery (READ FOR CONTEXT) Theraprism are assholes
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pyronica flashing would be beautiful.
on 10ch
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It felt like Bill’s entire existence was defined by him accomplishing things that should be impossible, for good or ill.
It should have been impossible to have been born and survived; his single eye in the middle of his body instead of a pair on opposite edges and all of his organs getting shoved around to accommodate that rather major change shouldn’t have worked. It should have been impossible to see the stars and the third dimension. It should have been impossible to show all of Euclydia those beautiful and impossible stars and everything that surrounded their dimension.
...All right, that impossibility did end fairly badly, but he did accomplish it.
It should have been impossible to take over the Nightmare Realm. It should have been impossible to slow the destabilization of the Nightmare Realm enough to give them time to find a solution. It should have been impossible to find and convince any of the humans to build an interdimensional portal. And even if he could manipulate one, it should have been impossible to find one capable of putting together the technology to actually succeed.
It should have been impossible for a night of karaoke and drinks in Ford’s mind to have any actual consequences…
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The pregnancy one
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post-theraprism stuff, its kiinda handyman bill but also not *so-so gesture*
dont worry about it too much its just an excuse for smut <3- Words:
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★° No beta, we die like Euclydia °★
After centuries and centuries of years spent at the Theraprism, Bill Cipher became a mere shell of what he once was.
Stripped of his powers and his very identity, he completed his therapy, but what for?The Axolotl gives him a second chance, something that differs from the Theraprism's traditional methods; They send back Bill to 1982, a time when Ford Pines wasn't scarred by Cipher's actions, therefore gives them a chance to be something completely else. Except, something's different...
Bill is given a human body.
•°★ "One way to absolve his crimes; A different form, A different time" ★°•
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- Part 1 of FIXINIT AU
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i love how bill just acts like s rebellious angsty teenager here with the axolotl being the indulgent and posturing parent HAHAHAHAH
also bill is highkey RIGHT on that one chapter with the wizard of oz movie, HE KNOWS HOW TO RAISE A CHILD RIGHT
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Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) by Bookwormgal for Mad_Hatter_LCarol
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
07 Jul 2025
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Bill Cipher has a lot of medical-related trauma, but he is fine. He is absolutely fine.
AKA Bill Cipher is not fine.
AKA Bill has nightmares about past childhood medical trauma and waking up blind does not help.
(Set in Mad_Hatter_LCarol's “I Could Really Use A Sunny Day” series. )
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2 guys have normal responses to workplace stress by normalaboutstanfordpines
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
15 Feb 2025
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Bill recoiled. He scoffed.
"Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me. That’s what this is?"
He dropped the hand on Ford’s face to grope at Ford's cock– already hardening. Ford sucked in a breath, not having anticipated being touched. Bill laughed and dropped it, twisting the man’s arms further so Ford was pressed up harder against the wall.
“You’re pent up? You just need me to fuck that attitude out of you?”Ford tries to be helpful by taking over the role of Mr. Mystery for a day. It does not go as smoothly as he'd expected it to.
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- Part 3 of post theraprism billford
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the author is a freak and i like it— A lot
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Oh shit.
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Destiny Written With Golden Ink by potato_has_an_existential_crisis
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Jul 2025
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"Divinity says destiny can't be earned or returned"
If you had ask Bill three trillion and three years ago, what was the place where he felt fully happy, he might have responded a name of some random bar in some random dimension.
If you ask Bill now, what was the place where he felt fullly happy, he would tell you about a shack in the middle of the forest, hidden in the middle of nowhere in Oregon, surrounded with a bunch of stubborn people he should hate (people that had every right to hate him), people that, despite all the odds, had given him something he hadn't have in a long time, a home, an actual full of life home. No matter how much his treacherous selfish heart wants more, he's content, he's back into Ford's life, he lives in a dimension that's not actively collapsing on itself, has a warm bed and a cozy home to come back to every day. He's very much happy to resing himself to this life.
That is, of course, until a version of the man he spent trillions of years pinning for appears out of nowhere, and somehow, nothing and everything has change
Or, Season Two Ford gets accidently yeeted to a future where he's roomates with his worst enemy and is going to make it everyone else's problem.
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- Part 1 of Can you really choose a destiny?
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Criminal bill cipher has finally been captured. Pleading in court he has managed to convince the judge that he is mentally ill instead of a death sentence. Now all bill needs to do is find a way out of the mental hospital.
Easier said than done when his ex and this annoying pink haired freak is always harassing him.
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we got right now, honey, to get right now honey by Mad_Hatter_LCarol
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
30 Nov 2024
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Bill Cipher is suffering, and Stan Pines feels just guilty enough to save him.
AKA Embarrassingly, Bill Cipher gets lost in what should be a familiar place, Stan subtly recuses him, and they very pointedly don't talk about it.
(A Handyman Bill AU with a blind twist)
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- Part 1 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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First fic of I could really use a sunny day
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Blind little thing
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Tearing a hole in the fabric of reality doesn’t exactly have zero side effects, believe it or not. Bill Cipher ends up learning this the hard way after trying to merge the third and second dimension when he starts rapidly glitching through the fabric of space and time. Eventually landing in Earth, Dimension 46, Bill makes a hasty deal with his borderline kidnapper, an eccentric twelve-year-old Stanford Pines: help him return to his dimension, and in return, Ford gets to learn about cool multiverse stuff! Woohoo! What could go wrong?
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Sunny Skies and Disarrayed Demons
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Melody has been a manager forever, so she totally knows how to handle demons. Though, this one might be tricky.
AKA, Bill is making new friends at work, against his will.
AKA Bill “I Can’t Go Back to Jail” Cipher is terribly confused and alarmed at the bizarre treatment from his newest coworker. What are you supposed to do when they DON’T treat you like the dangerous, jagged pile of broken glass you’ve always been? When they aren’t scared? And are… nice? To you???
(Blind Bill AU, set when Bill is a wage slave. early-mid)
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- Part 24 of I Could Really Use A Sunny Day
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im eating this persons fanfics. so delicious. like mashed tatoes