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  1. 93

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    Fairly vanilla porn with a side dish of size kink.

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    What is one thing Cable does in the month after he's resurrected?

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  4. 63

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    Pre-Cable & Deadpool. In the aftermath of their meeting of Deadpool Classic #22, Cable and Deadpool make an attempt to drown their sorrows, and one thing leads to another. (Or, the one about that time Cable and Deadpool had drunken hate-sex, way back before they became friends.)

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  6. 48

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    Some people are responsible. Other people have responsibility thrust upon them.

    Or:

    Nick Fury has The Talk with Nathan Summers. Someone had to do it.

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  7. 93

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    Wade's skin is very sensitive. Nate likes to tease, and takes advantage.

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  8. 79

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    Wade is topping. Nate's control is shot.

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    Wade is cursed so he can never stop talking, and Nate has to finally learn how to listen. The moral of this story, of course, is be careful what you wish for.

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  10. 49

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    A collection of Marvel drabbles from my tumblr inspired by tumblr ask games~

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  12. 10

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    Wade has to give Cable credit where credit is due; when you collect the world's greatest minds in one place and give them a relative utopia, they were able to engineer some great drugs.

    And the best part, and this was really where the credit was due for Cable specifically, the mutant messiah himself didn’t care. If he partook, he did so quietly, and no one ever got to see that, not that Wade cared one way or another— although it would be something to see Stick-up-his-ass-Summers the Second out of his mind and blissed out on the trip of his life— but at least Nate didn’t close any of the clubs, he didn’t investigate any of the labs, and he didn’t stop anyone from partaking.

    Wade’s favorite spot to score said drugs was a sleazy club that, through abundant resources, managed to have everything clubs didn’t have in real life. There was always something that ruined a real life club: sticky floors or overpriced drinks or a bad DJ or general gentrification of the attending crowd. And of course, no drugs. Real clubs didn’t have drugs on the menu right alongside a semi-reasonably priced cocktail. Sex on the Grav-Pad, Floating Island Iced Tea, 1 oz of Number Nineteen.

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    ...summary? Is that like a recap page? Huh. Okay. I'm Deadpool, the Merc with a Mouth. You may remember me from such comics as "Deadpool," "Deadpool," and "Cable & Deadpool," and from my brief appearance in Wolverine's first solo movie, which for now makes me Marvel's latest license to print money -- thank you, Ryan Reynolds. Anyway, now I'm in a Yuletide story, so join me and my buddy Nate Summers, aka Cable, for wacky hijinks and reality-hopping adventure. Say hi to the fangirls, Nate.

    "Wade? Who are you talking to?"

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      "Explain to me again how you expect this to work," Nate says.

      "Well, you remember how you lost most of your mutant gifts of telepathy and telekinesis and compensated with technological equivalents, only you traded the telepathy for the ability to plug your brain into the whole internet before you pawned that off on Commcast -- the guy, not the cable company?"

      "I wouldn't forget something like that, Wade."

      "Yeah, I know, but you never know when new readers are going to show up."

      He frowns. "You're going on about that again."

      "Right! Look, I went into Amazing Spider-Man back issues once, right? So it stands to reason we could go into other stories! Not Spider-Man's, because his life sucks. And not, y'know, anybody who would sue us. But the internet's full of everything. I bet somewhere, somebody has written a ton of happy merry Christmas stories that I could just climb into and be all warm and fuzzy."

      LOL

      "I picked up some more information from the archive during the bodyslide," says Nate. "It seems that while these stories are written for Christmastime, they're not necessarily Christmas stories."

      "Oh, great. What kind of a story are we in this time?"

      "I have no idea. They seem to vary widely. The archive is too large to get a good sense of quickly. I'm sorting through what I can."

      "I know what it is," I say grimly. "George and Brad? Danny and Rusty? That's Ocean's Eleven, Nate. You know what that means? We're in fanfic. Boys on boys! That's what we've gotten ourselves into! Bandslash and hurt/comfort and kink memes and mpreg and -- oh, God. There's probably wingfic in here somewhere."

      "Why are you standing so close to me, Wade?"

      "That's the kind of people they are, Nate! That's the kind of stories they write! It's inevitable!"

      "Wade, your hand is on my ass."

      "Oh God! It's started already!"

      EVEN MORE LOL

      Foxley is still staggering around. He loses his footing as he gets near us, so he claws desperately at anything he can reach, which is mostly me. I shove him off, but when he falls back I realize he's got a grenade pin in his hand.

      Uh-oh.

      Okay. Think. This could be okay. I'm not a one-grenade kind of guy. I have a variety. Could be smoke. Could be tear gas --

      OW OW OW IT COULD BE THERMITE.

      ===

      I rip the grenade free and toss it into the safe. Wooster slams the safe door shut and beams with the pride of somebody who has just solved a really thorny problem.

      The thermite cuts through the bottom of the safe.

      "Oh, dear," Wooster says.

      ===

      "They had all these crazy schemes and adventures, but deep down they really wanted to get together. They just pretended they didn't know it so they wouldn't have to question their bizarre friendship. They kept it up for ages."

      Nate smiles. "That must be a difficult thing to do."

      Hoo-boy, is it ever.

      I didn't say that. It was in a little yellow box. Just so we're clear.

      "A little yellow what?" says Cathy.

      "Don't worry," says Nate. "You get used to it."

      !!!!! Can everyone hear Deadpool internal monologue on this fic, or only when it's funny?

      Deadpool angst moment over the girl asking if he's handsome is...not ooc, but very sudden so doesn't really land for me.

      AMD THEN CALVIN AND HOBBES UNIVERSE

      Love hobbies kicking Deadpool's ass in their fight!

      Omg and in trying to not die when they reach the end of the archive, they get EVEN MORE METAFICTIONAL

      !!!!CABLE GETS HIS OWN THOUGHT BOXES!!!

      (lol at them being painfully spikey because that seems more cyborg-ish)
      And then nate writes deadpool a happy ending with all of his friends at his apartment. Very sweet <3

      There's a kid in the street below my window. I know him. I don't know his name or anything, or where he lives, but I know I see him a lot and we hate each other's guts. That's neighborly enough.

      "Boy!" I yell. "What day is it?"

      The kid makes a face at me. "&$%@ you, Wilson, you crazy mask-wearing $#%$!"

      Comics Code-approved swearing! Hallelujah! "Christmas Day? Then there's still time! Run to the market and fetch me the fattest goose you can find!"

      "Go &$%@ yourself!"

      "And a Merry Christmas to you, too!"

      LMAO @ DICKENS PASTICHE

      AHAHA AND THE AUTHOR MADE A DEADPOOL PSEUD FOR COMMENTING ON YULETIDE FICS

      backup link: https://web.archive.org/web/20240403004123/https://archiveofourown.org/works/32546?view_adult=true

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    Nate lets curiosity get the best of him. He approaches the container, pressing his palm against the glass. The warmth seems to rouse the symbiote more, pulling itself from a liquid state and into something more viscous.

    "Well, now. Hello, handsome."

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  15. 15

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    This was my first tentative foray into Cable/Deadpool. Steve Rogers should really think twice before agreeing to anything Deadpool suggests. Crossdressing and amused!Nate ahoy! (I’m not even gonna attempt to place this in any sort of continuity by the way.)

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  16. 14

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    Delicious crumbs of pointless cablepool omegaverse.

    (Marked Explicit for talking about sex, not actually engaging in it.)

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  17. 47

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    The one where Wade is a Sphynx with a skin condition, and Nate is a one eyed, three legged Irish Wolfhound.

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  18. 27

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    (Sequel to Attention Whore.)

    Wade is alive, but he doesn't want to be.

    Nathan wants to find Wade before the mercenary does anything stupid.

    Nathan ends up being a little late to stop Wade from doing something stupid, but if he can convince Wade not to try to permanently kill himself again, he'll count it as a win.

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  19. 16

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    (Sequel to God Mode)

    Wade fucks up, and Nate ignores him.

    Wade does good, and Nate gives him attention and affection.

    It's that simple.

    Wade has a very, very strong incentive to do good.

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  20. 12

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    Alternatively titled, Interlude: That Random X-Force AU Where Wade and Nate are Humans and The Rest Of The Team are Cats.

    “I need you to stay at my house and take care of my cats for a couple weeks, Wade,” Nathan had said. “They shouldn't cause you any problems,” he had said. “They are, for the most part, a well-behaved group.”

    Nathan was a liar.

    (Features all the main characters from the Attention Whore series, but in a very different, alternate universe. It is not necessary to have read the rest of the series to read this fic.)

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