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***I should have made this a chaptered work but it's too late now. Read the other parts first, there's a ton of necessary context.***
Nandor does everything in his power to earn Guillermo’s forgiveness after their intense fight in the woods. Guillermo does not approve of his methods.
“Guillermo!” Nandor yelled from the other side of the Cracker Barrel, “Do you want this lantern?!” holding up a red camping lantern. Guillermo pointedly ignored him. “Hey Guillermo! Do you want this wolf shirt?!” Nandor held up a huge t-shirt above his head with three wolves howling at a large full moon. Guillermo shook his head. “What do you think about it for me?!” Nandor asked again with absolutely no volume control.
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- Part 6 of Hell's Heart
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It's very difficult for Guillermo to practice being a good vampire slayer with Nandor with everyone else around.
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dead john cheever, crab in glove by thegatorgood
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
22 Aug 2020
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It was a dark and stormy night.
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it wasn't like a rain (it was more like a sea) by thegatorgood
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Aug 2020
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"But when you look into modern dictionaries that have done more research, with all the new cuneiform inscriptions found since the 1823 translation, you find that it's also frequently used to mean 'to penetrate.' In the sexual sense."
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“Well, they really had us at the first part, not going to lie,” Laszlo removes his reading glasses and peeks out from behind the invitation letter. “Right until when it starts ranting about wild, electrifying vampire-human sex.”
Nadja turns to Nandor, hands waving in midair as if to make a desperate attempt fishing for some appropriate words.
“Nandor! Did you not tell us that you and Gizmo were married?” Finally, she slaps her palms into her lap. “How could you do something like this? Now that he has left you, half the house will be his! We didn’t even have the chance to fight it!”
“We were not married!” Nandor defends himself, “I would know it if we were married!”
“So it was just fucking?” Laszlo joins in to support his wife. “You were fadoodling, joining giblets, doing the bear, training dick-fencing with Gizmo in your secret sex-coffin without any of your friends knowing?”
-Nandor receives an invitation from VAMENA (the Vampiric Association for Marriage Equality in North America) for his inspiring activism and direct actions. They also want him to make a speech.
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After the events at the theatre, Guillermo embarks on a new path as a vampire hunter, determined to leave his old life of servitude in the past. But nothing is ever that simple. Real change was painful. Sometimes, it even required blood.
At least that was what Guillermo told himself as he held a stake firmly over Nandor’s heart.
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A three week relationship feels like months for Colin Robinson, who suffers through physical side-effects due to his new girlfriend's ways.
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- Part 5 of What We Do in the Shadows
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“My name is Guillermo de la Cruz,” Guillermo said, and Nandor’s brain broke.
It occurred to Nandor then that life, afterlife, whatever this was--was supremely unfair.
His familiar, who was in no way strong, vicious, powerful, or cool, had just broken the meter in all of the above. It was like that game at the fair, with the hammer and the bell at the very top? Soft, weak, unimposing Guillermo, who he had once called the last donut in the case, had nearly made Nandor the Relentless pant and sputter.
Damn him.
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- Part 1 of Canny Dreadful
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Если вы вампир, проживший семьсот с лишним лет и не знающий, что делать с влюблённостью в своего фамильяра, для вас нет лучшего решения, чем на выходных поехать за полторы тысячи миль смотреть на НЛО.
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Guillermo wrestles with revelations that fundamentally change his understanding of his and Nandor’s relationship that came to light after Guillermo was hypnotized by Laszlo. Nandor does his best to make things right but starts to lose his patience with Guillermo. Wasn't it easier, the way things were?
'“I’m doing everything I can to protect you, Guillermo. But I do not want to choose between you and them,” Nandor stroked Guillermo’s cheek.
The last sentence was a black arrow in Guillermo’s heart. Did they spend every waking moment with you for ten years? Did they stay with you when you had nightmares? Have they killed for you? ...Would you still choose me if it came down to it? Nandor’s cold hand on his cheek did nothing to quell the rage, the betrayal, the jealousy that burned inside of him.'
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- Part 5 of Hell's Heart
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After Guillermo leaves unannounced, Nandor becomes troubled and starts having realistic, fear-induced nightmares.
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- Part 1 of Separation
- Part 2 of What We Do in the Shadows
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Stealthy Wanking:
A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room. -
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Guillermo’s cousin travels to Staten Island to serve as a substitute familiar while he visits his family for the first time in eleven years.
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Sweet Seduction on the Silver Screen by sistermichael
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
03 Aug 2020
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Summer is fast approaching New York. The vampire docuseries has been put on hold indefinitely and life seems to have returned to normal for the crew--until Camera Two finds himself hosting a certain nighttime visitor.
Part Two of The One Where the Crew Has a Betting Pool dives off the edge of canon and lands rather ungracefully amid hipster beer, sex magic, and an oddly-perceptive North Jersey merman.
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An alternate ending to “Colin’s Promotion.” Featuring an almost-sacrifice, a smooch and some fluff.
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“You were a good familiar, Guillermo,” Nandor whispers, his mouth open in a hungry leer. He turns his body to face the smaller man, cradling him in his arms and running a gentle hand over his exposed neck. “This will be just like falling to sleeping…”
Guillermo shivers at the brush of wickedly sharp fangs against his tender skin. He takes a shaky breath, shutting his eyes as a fat tear rolls down his cheek.
“I love you, master,” he breathes just as Nandor closes his mouth over the beating pulse in his neck.
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my heart is in my hand (yeechh!) by howlikeagod for emmerish
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
02 Aug 2020
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A few things have changed around the house as of late. Guillermo and Nandor try to have a long-overdue talk. They mostly fail.
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- Part 1 of masochism_tango.mp3
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Guillermo struggles with whether or not he should leave Nandor. Laszlo is sick of whatever is going on between them and decides to get to the bottom of things by hypnotizing Guillermo.
“While Guillermo didn’t want him and Nandor to be a secret, he certainly didn’t want to be revealed like this, puppeteered and taunted. And what if something came out that Guillermo didn’t anticipate? They were at such a knife’s edge…”
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- Part 4 of Hell's Heart
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Nandor really, really, really likes powerful humans, which is great, since Guillermo is working for him again.
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'Guillermo had heard that going through days with little sleep, could make you start to hallucinate. That or his chocolate espresso bean buzz, heat exhaustion, or a mixture of all combined, were finally catching up with him.
Maybe he just needed new glasses.
Either way, he was clearly imagining Nandor in modern clothing, in bright, broad daylight, casually browsing vegetables in the supermarket.'
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Nandor insists on keeping his and Guillermo’s new relationship and intimate activities a secret, making sure to keep both his distance and Guillermo’s virginity intact. Guillermo is losing his patience and his mind.
"Guillermo was annoyed that Nandor insisted on sitting separately every time they hit the road. That he barely looked at him. And that, yeah, he was close to exploding with sexual frustration."
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- Part 3 of Hell's Heart