7 Works in Competent Israel Hands
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Without conversation to take his mind off his bladder, matters only get worse. Stede shifts in his seat, trying to relieve the pressure somehow.
Then, he gets an idea.
These chairs aren’t upholstered, just uncomfortable metal things. No one would know if he leaked, just a smidge.
Stede overestimates the capacity of his bladder at a work dinner party. Izzy notices.
Series
- Part 1 of lovedhands pee extravaganza (Omovember 2025)
- Part 3 of OFMD Kinktober 2025
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It's Only This Moment, Don't Care What Comes After by MurmursInTheNight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 May 2025
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Thing is, Lucius could talk the talk. Of course he could. He could talk his way out of a paper bag that happened to be simultaneously on fire and drifting in the middle of the ocean. That wasn’t the problem. But faced with actually going through with it, actually enacting the bullshit, the waffle, the lust-ladened threats and the flirtatious comments… well, that was different.
And now Izzy was stood in front of him in his open doorway, bottle of wine in hand, and a soft (if slightly smug) smile on his face, and Lucius wanted to fold in that instant. Run. Run away saying ‘actually I didn’t mean it but thanks so much anyway’ and shut himself in his bedroom and never come out again. Except for when he had to see Izzy at work the next day. Well, that was going to be fucking awkward either way! Shit, he really hadn’t thought this through…
“Can I come in?”
Izzy finds out Lucius has never really bottomed. He decides he's going to rectify that for him. But as once becomes twice, three times, and more, feeling start to creep in. And, to begin with, neither of them know where they stand with that...
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[Podfic of] The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for Despising_Tories
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jan 2024
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Audio Length: 03:39:00
An Izzy-centric fic, exploring his darkly fucked up relationship with Ed and his new and very different relationship with Lucius. Ostensibly, it's a story about pirates fucking. But in truth, I'm writing about Izzy's trauma and his release from it. If that sounds a bit heavy, don't be put off: I promise it's mostly porn.
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Five times Stede thinks his basics might be a bit more basic than Izzy’s basics. And one time he turns out to be incorrect.
(set in an extended version of the Stizzy training / cat bell Ed phase of s2e5)
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Five times Izzy Hands voluntarily leaned on his crew.
(And one time he got a piggyback instead)
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Fledgling vampires are perhaps the most vicious, bloodthirsty monsters in existence. There’s only one force stronger than their hunger: their desire to obey their sire, the vampire who created them.
Izzy doesn’t have a sire, not exactly. Instead, he has one very human captain. For the sake of everyone’s lives, that needs to be close enough.
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Blackbeard is the most feared pirate in the world… but if word got out that he was an omega, he certainly wouldn’t be. Luckily, he has Izzy to help make sure that the secret never, EVER comes out. If Izzy weren’t there to cover up any sign of Ed’s weakness, who knows what could happen to him? Izzy will kill as many people as necessary to keep his captain safe.
And of course, Izzy knows that Ed isn’t like those *other* omegas, all pathetic and submissive. He’s capable of such awe-inspiring dominance, after all. And if he still wants Izzy to brush his hair or hold him tenderly, that’s acceptable, because Ed orders him to do it in his captain voice. Indulging Ed’s weaker nature on occasion is a necessary evil, as long as no one else is around to see.
The problem arises when this horrible alpha, Stede Bonnet, shows up. He keeps trying to make Ed soft, to ruin him and make him nothing more than any other housekept omega. Izzy HAS to save Ed from that fate. (Izzy, of course, has never considered the idea that Ed could enjoy the softness he so craves AND be a respected pirate.)
Series
- Part 1 of Between Love and Loyalty