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In the last twenty four hours Eggsy nearly came to blows with Dean and the bastard's men, nixed both the keys and the car of Dean's top moron, and then went joyriding in said car before crashing it. Then he got arrested, told that he's going to go away from eighteen months, and had to use his dad's medal because what else could he do?
Following that he was freed by some posh bloke who takes him back to the Black Prince, beats the shit out of Dean's men, threatens to tranq him, and then gets up to leave him despite the fact that Eggsy's never wanted a man more.
One motel room later, plus a series of death threats from Dean and a near escape, and Eggsy's got a job offer to become part of Kingsman...a werewolf pack that isn't known for liking mutts like him in their ranks.
What's going to happen in the next twenty-four hours...Eggsy' s got no bloody clue.
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Set sometime in the future, Eggsy's implants and mechanical body parts need upgrades and care that he just can't afford. He does a few shady things and catches the eye of the cops. He runs and eventually hides in a flower shop of all places.
It will be the best mistake of his life.
A Kingsman Fic Wars story
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Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.
“Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”
Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.
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Long Hours In The Waiting Room by skeleton_detective
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
19 Jun 2015
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Eggsy Unwin can only join the Royal Marine's if he passes his eye test at Kingsman Optician's with the attractive yet inexplicably shy optician, Harry Hart. What transpires is a tumultuous relationship between the two who have to battle their respective families, differing social backgrounds and the problems of their own pasts that threaten to affect the future. Hartwin Optician!AU.
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When Michelle suddenly passes away Merlin and Eggsy make the decision to adopt four-year-old Daisy. It doesn't go quite as easily as they expected.
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"You are not broken, no matter what you say, and even if you were, I'd love you regardless."
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Dragon's Breath Awakens the Sleeping Heart by anarchycox for elrhiarhodan
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies)
24 Jun 2018
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Eggsy knows he's mostly mundane. Any magic blood in him is so diluted that at all he has is that he runs warm. His hidden shoe collection isn't a hoard and his dreams aren't filled with wings and images of flying with his true mate. He's nothing special, just like Dean always says.
A chance encounter though will change his world a great deal as he is swept towards the truth of who he is, and what he could be. It seems that the posh vampire Harry, and the grumpy dragon Merlin have all sorts of answers, to questions he didn't even know he should ask.
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standing on the corner in a three piece suit by Good_News_Everyone
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Dec 2015
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‘What’m I s’posed to think?’ Michelle wails. ‘You tell me you’re working at this tailors, but you ain’t got no skills in sewing and you ain’t never in the shop when I go by. You keep comin’ back hurt all over an’ you tell me you’re gettin’ in street fights, but I seen you fight, baby, and no street punk could do that kind of damage to you ‘less you let ‘im.’
Eggsy’s mum gets the wrong idea about his job.
5/12/15: Extra Hartwin epilogue added!
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When the newest evil supervillain—And really, why were all these guys taking their cues from comic books and ignoring the fact that the bad guy always loses in them?—stood there talking about time travel, Eggsy thought it meant showing up at some moment in the past and maybe killing Valentine before the bullet plowed through Harry’s brain, he thought of throwing himself on the grenade so his Da didn’t have to. He thought of alternate universes and time loops and paradoxes, not looking up to see the teddy bear mobile hanging over his head and a pacifier in his mouth.
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Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files.
Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him.
It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home life are suddenly going to overlap due to an unforeseen, potentially world ending event.
That'd be ridiculous.
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Saved the world? Check
Become a Kingsman? Check
Have hot 'Oh Shit We Saved The World Sex' with a good-looking Scotsman? Check
Become Pregnant? Check -- Wait...that wasn't in the plan.Eggsy saved the world and now it's time for everything to go back to normal. Except. His new normal involves another life growing inside of him. And now he has to figure out how to tell Merlin about it, but he's sure the Scotsman wouldn't want anything to do with an omega or a baby.
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Finished. PASSABLE
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with your fierce tears by DivineProjectZero
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
07 Apr 2015
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Two years into Eggsy’s knighthood and never once has Harry considered that he might outlive the boy.
What a fool Harry has been.
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Saying I'm devastated is like saying an ice age is a chilly winter. I DONE BEEN FUCKED UP, FAM.
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Imprudent follies of the Wealthy, and the Young by bubblewrapstargirl
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
12 Jun 2015
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Harry might be having a mid-life crisis, but if he is, it's not going to come in the form of a trophy wife and a flash car. Clearly, the much more appropriate path for an ageing "tailor" is to pay an exquisite young man to accompany him to high society bashes; the sort Harry's mother would have thrilled to see him attend. It appears that fate agrees with him, as one such man has just fallen unceremoniously into his lap.
Eggsy receives unexpected help out of a sticky situation, and isn't the type not to pay back his debts. If that means donning a snappy suit, and accompanying this old geezer to posh restaurants, the theatre and an actual fairy-tale ball... well, he'll just have to suck it up, and allow himself to be fawned over by all the old biddies, sick with jealousy beneath their glittering jewellery. He doesn't intend to become Harry Hart's live-in plaything, but you know what they say about the best laid plans...
However, Harry is still a gentleman, albeit an unusual one, and he won't touch Eggsy until the boy has a clear and honest desire for it. Which means all kinds of tension and repressed emotion until they can both learn to be honest about what exactly they want from one another.
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Following a mark across town, Harry ends up at a funfair. While watching said mark, he notices a young man pickpocket his way through the crowd. Harry is impressed by his skill (and his beauty) but it seems trouble always follows.
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After failing Kingsman's final test Eggsy is facing going back to live with his mother and Dean. Harry finds this unacceptable.
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In hindsight all that can be said is that Robson’s plot was more ambitious than his delivery. In the end nothing happened but a car bomb taking out a handful of victims with its brutal shrapnel and debris. The chemicals failed to react, due to the ineptitude of the build. So, the Borough of Greenwich is saved from the fall out of a dirty bomb, a handful of slaves are rescued from the warehouse where they were supposed to be building more of the devices and Robson gets to provide Percival with names and numbers and plenty of tears before…disappearing.
Oh... and a respected agent is killed due to the ineptitude of his colleague.
Eggsy sees this from his vantage point at the window. Sees and understands immediately. He knows what he’s done.
He knows protocol and he speaks into the silence.
“Merlin, I… I’ll go to the extraction point. I’ll wait. No fuss. You know that.” He hesitates. “Merlin…have Harry do it yeah?”
Eggsy knows the protocol.
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Go ahead and break my heart
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She thought she needed to keep him happy. Didn’t know she could say no. Hell, at that point, she couldn’t say no.
Fuck.
Eggsy knows why he didn’t shoot her; knows why he should have done and knows why he is being ‘reprogrammed.’
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I Could Murder for a Cup of Coffee by anarchycox
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
20 Oct 2015
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Anonymous said:
prompt: Merwin sorta based on that crimboss!Merlin AU post. BUT, Eggsy isn't a detective, he's just Eggsy and he's with Merlin. I have this HC for it that Merlin's people (kingsman aren't kingsman y'know) adore Eggsy in the way that criminals like that can, bc c'mon who doesn't love him. and Eggsy gets kidnapped by a rival and Merlin flips shit, like how dare they mess with his boy. you don't want to piss them off dude, Eggsy gets beat n stuff but he's still confident Merlin will come. so yeah:3-
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A drug deal gone wrong lands Eggsy in court ordered NA meetings to get his life on the straight and narrow. Except he had no intentions to stop, not when he was trapped in an endless loop of drug use, cornered to sell some real drugs for money they needed to pay rent, feed Daisy, himself and his Mother. That is until he meets Merlin, a bald Scotsman with enough hope and positivity for Eggsy to achieve a sober life. As Eggsy tries to fight Merlin's ever present and annoying advice on how to stay clean, that it's worth it and all the other garbage he spews about a life worth being sober for, things go drastically wrong in his home life.
Dean killed his Mother.
After her death and Dean's sentence to prison, Eggsy finds himself homeless and with a toddler. To his surprise, and slight irritation, Merlin is there to offer his home. Without any other option, outside of shelters and foster care for Daisy, Eggsy is left to rely on him, despite argument he can take care of himself. While getting acquainted, and seeing eye to eye is near impossible, Eggsy finds his choice of drug isn't the only thing he's addicted to.
And he only wants to recover from one.
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Your Soulmate Always Arrives Precisely On Time by anarchycox for sourdough_pup
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
06 Feb 2016
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Soulmate!AU. Everyone has a mark that matches that of their soulmate. At 18, you are required/encouraged to register it and if a match is in the system, a meeting will be arranged. Eggsy is excited, if nervous, when he is immediately matched--his soulmate and perhaps a way out of his house. Merlin is surprised--it's been so long, he thought his soulmate had died before they could register. Things go smoothly at first, they get to know each other and fall in love. The only snag is that Merlin's keeping one big secret--his job as a Kingsman
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