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    Also known as the (mis)Adventures of Snooky the Fairy Dragon (the first in a trilogy!) Crackfic but the kind with effort put into it, not a sloppy oneshot that reads like the author was high

    What happens when a dragons pokes a snail? One would assume, nothing. But in this marvelous work of fiction, lots happens. And not all of it makes sense. Join our protagonists (a bunch of talking animals and fictional characters) on an adventure beyond imagination. Really, you want to read this. Very badly. There's something for everyone: original characters and borrowed ones, cats as well as dogs, gay relationships as well as straight ones, battles in space and battles in the courtroom, country music as well as pop and dubstep, and of course your charming and wonderful authors. This work by AandMProductions' Scatteredplot Press is the first in a set of three (in the works since 2012), and has its own glossary, character chart, map, and playlist. Stay tuned for these add ons, and enjoy the show!

    As seen on scatteredplotpress.wordpress.com

    Oh, and fyi, we swear kind of a lot in this.So if that bothers you, send us a message or comment and we'll see about putting out a censored version if there's interest

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    The Fellowship is broken. The Watch separated. A new reader has taken over, and can only lead to more chaos for our characters, trying to complete the quest and destroy the One Ring, before it's too late. New faces abound. The adventure continues.

    During The Two Towers. Sequel to Reader's Retribution. Beta read by REMdream. Repost.

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    After Sir Galahad was rescued by Sir Lancelot from Castle Anthrax they walk back to Lancelots castle. Galahad is injured and needs a proper wound care.

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    Part Two of Princess, Prince, and Knight Trilogy

    During the dog days of summer, Herbert stands in line for a rollercoaster while trying to avoid being third wheeled by his friends' date. Thank God for the handsome stranger in front of him who's tying to help pass the time.

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    The title was the prompt, folks, blame FrogEater for the request.

    Coincidentally, this came to me in time to serve for the letter E in the SSSS Alphabet Soup.

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    He's *not* the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!

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    A slice of life in the day of an extra.

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    All the powers of the dark lord will soon belong to Frodo! Muahahahahah! Or so Frodo thinks when he takes on the mantle of dark lord. Will it be enough? Can Frodo be redeemed?

    Featuring Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Merry Brandybuck, and Pippin Took. Repost.

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    Another Reddit Writing Prompt result, this pointlessly crashes Star Wars into Monty Python.
    It's mostly Python. To be honest it's a bit rubbish. I might delete then re-work it.

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    History is turned on its comic head when, in 10th century England (Well not really, but whatever), King Danny Y. Sexbang travels the countryside to find knights who will join him at the NSP Table in the Game Grumps Building. Gathering up the men is a tale in itself but after a bit of a party at the Game Grumps building, many decide to leave only to be stopped by God who sends them on a quest: to find the Holy Grail. Will Danny Y. Sexbang complete the quest at hand? Will he succeed? Read this outrageous tale of silliness and find out for yourself!

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    Python meets Austen. Simple as.

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    The more things change...

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    I really should be more careful with how I pronounce the words of the old religion. But in my defense, how was I supposed to know that there was a one letter difference between the word for lake and the word for world. All I wanted to do was go visit my girlfriend at her lake. And the next thing I know, I am standing on a path through a forest that I don’t recognize with two men who looked like they were doing some weird skipping-hop-thing coming towards me; one of which was smashing what looked like two hairy bowls together.

    Or the one where Merlin ends up in the middle of Monty Python and the Holy Grail after a spell gone wrong...

    Or the Merlin-Monty Python crossover you never knew you wanted but you did secretly want it.

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    A shopping trip to the mall to buy clothes for Dawn ends up with both Faith and Dawn standing naked on a barren hillside.

    Cast into a world of Buff Barbarians and Perky Parthenian Dancers, over-blown evil wizards and over-muscled heroes. Faith and Dawn use a mixture of extreme violence, larceny and exotic dancing to carve out a new life for themselves.

    How will our heroines fair? Will this strange world of the past survive? Will they ever become queens in their own right and wear crowns on troubled brows? All these questions and many more will hopefully be answered before Faith the Buff Barbarian and Dawn the Perky Parthenian Dancer finally ride into the sunset.

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    Merlin was slightly surprised to find himself singing about looking on the bright side of life...

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    I'm just going to stash this here so it won't languish on the Wayback Machine. This is what you get (or at least, this is what my professor got) when your 20th-century literary theory class includes an agile-minded but somewhat dilettantish student with a taste for parody. The midterm assignment was to gather a certain number of theorists from a provided list and write a script for them in a roundtable discussion of the construct of meaning. This...is not that.

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    Tony and Loki face Tim the Enchanter and his bunny and, er, Hagrid stands in for The Hulk.

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    Complete and utter Crackfic written in response to a K-meme prompt asking for Coh-man-der Coolen of ze Inquisition getting taunted by Orlesian Wardens a la Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

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    An old friend of Michael's reunites with him after 5 years, and encounters more than she ever thought possible. Set in 1974 during and after the filming of Holy Grail.

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    So you want to watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but you've only got five three minutes to spare? - Not a problem! This handy time-saving vid brings you the all the highlights, to the sound of Glenn Miller's "In the Mood" swing.

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