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In Which Pickle Goes to the Hospital by SelanPike
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), MS Paint Adventures
07 May 2012
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Pickle Inspector isn’t the healthiest guy on the best of days. He claims it isn’t a big deal and that he’s fine, but even a small cold is enough to lay him out and a flu… well. A normal person can sleep off a flu in a couple of days. Pickle Inspector lands himself right in the hospital every time.
You are Problem Sleuth and you have got to remember to make him get his flu shots next time.
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“Would it even be so terrible?” He asked, moving closer. “Settling for me?”
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“So what I was thinkin' was...” Oh goodness. It is never a good time for Mr Sleuth to say that. You almost dread what crazy scheme he is about to put into motion, yet both Mr Ace and yourself continue listening anyway. Perhaps you are just as insane as Mr Sleuth's schemes?
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- Part 1 of Midnight City - Team Sleuth
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Droogs meets a fine looking a man in a bar, he asks to help him find someone so they ask problem sleuth to do it for them. Things get a little offroad during their free time alone, and droofs questions his sexuality kind of.
Seriously, droogs, what is up with you tonight?
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fuck yes dadroog
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For the Homestuck Big Bang: God Tier 2011.
In Which John is a Brilliant Sociopath Detective With a Brittle Heart and a Platonic Bed-Hopping Problem; Karkat is the FBI Agent and Relationship-Expert Who Has Been Assigned to Protect Him Because the Approaching Can City Mayoral Election Has the Mobs in a Stir; A Clever Serial Murderer is On the Loose; Jade is Inventing Ectobiology; Terezi Makes a Grown Man Cry; Jack Noir is Easily Distracted by His Arch-Nemesis; Everyone Overlooks the Obvious; Vriska and Eridan Get to Play Hero; Eight People Die Horribly; Five People Get New Quadrants Filled; and the Future of Troll/Human Relations is Changed Forever.
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Midnight Citystuck by meltycity_midnightsky
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
03 Jan 2017
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Once upon a time, some alien mobsters adopted some babies. This, for some reason, made a lot of people very angry and was generally regarded as a bad move.
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That’s the first time I’ve ever seen you smile. by Greygh0st
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), Homestuck
25 Apr 2023
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PI joins a dating app and connects with DD and they don’t realize who they both are.
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I hate the way I don’t hate you. by Greygh0st
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
04 Mar 2023
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I hate it when you open your mouth to me. When you look me right in my own eye with your gross green ones, it makes me feel sick. The way you confidently carry yourself when I on other hand, fuckin’ scramble around with my pants pulled down to my ankles.
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- Part 3 of The Crew
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(AU) Droog's sudden death puts strain on the remaining Midnight Crew, as well as fraying the uneasy flushed relationship between Slick and Snowman as they struggle to piece together what happened.
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Beautiful characterisation, slightly AU, very readable
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Problem Sleuth never got that close to Spades Slick, but now, with the gangster locked away, he finds he's the only one Slick's got.
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Crossed Lines by homesmut_superfiller
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), MS Paint Adventures
16 Mar 2014
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"Slick/? violence, rape triggers, I am a morbid person
Slick gets shot or stabbed and someone (maybe ps or dd?) gets raped on top of him. The person realizes fighting back won't do much good against the attackers for whatever reason so they try their best to keep pressure on Slick's wound till it's over
Bonus if Slick's conscious for a while before going into shock
Looking for horror movie biology here where you can lose gallons of blood without dying"
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- Part 3 of Kinkfills: Noncon Edition
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It's a pretty standard job to have in a place like Midnight City, crime. There's not a lot of jobs that qualify as especially unique when there's so much excitement. Opportunities come as quick as they go. For every door that closes, though, another one opens, and there's very seldom anything good behind them. The job opportunities aren't what make the city worth living in. Those are the doors that are bound to open to you.
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Temporal Severance & Social Eminence by Fountain13
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
26 Jul 2023
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In a little spur of a doomed timeline, off of both MEAT and CANDY, lies a timeline which subtlety evaded the dooming process. Maybe it was because of the nearly impossible way each and every paradox which would have doomed it were resolved. Maybe it was because the Witch of Time managed to break the rules of timelines themselves. Maybe it was because of the plot relevance of one June Egbert.
It's beginning to worry the Ultimate Dirk Strider. Especially since he had found the timeline useless to begin with and had already removed the splinter of himself within it. The problem only gets worse when this one small timeline starts to leak into both Meat and Candy, and starts promising the one thing the old players could only dream of.
The paradoxical eradication of Lord English, from past, present, and future.
(PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED)
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- Part 2 of Never Here
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Pesterquest Rewritten by EtchJetty, Hydro_City_Zone, terminalLoquacity
Fandom: Hiveswap, Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
03 Jan 2025
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Transcripts of the fangame Pesterquest Rewritten.
Writing and direction for all main routes by EtchJetty. Endcard art for most main routes done by FlaringK.
Bonus route 1 (June Route) written, directed, composed, and sprited by Hydro-City-Zone, with additional audio by Dare0451.
Bonus route 2 (Random Guy Route) written, directed, and sprited by The Lukemeister/terminalLoquacity.Check in-game for the full and updated credits!
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Your Sweet Insecurities (You Charmed Me With Knives) by RocksCanFly for Path
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
11 Dec 2013
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In which Problem Sleuth cuts a rug, Spades Slick is Spades Slick, and for some GPI forsaken reason- they work.
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In Which Team Sleuth Is Ambushed By The Devious Midnight Crew by Path for Sannam
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
14 Aug 2011
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You are enjoying a nice day off with your favourite girl when the Midnight Crew attack. But they didn't realize you came prepared, and that your girl is just as ruthless and deadly as you are. It's time for Spades Slick and his little friend to get what's coming to them.
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Keeping Karkat by Path
Fandoms: Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
15 Jul 2011
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Spades Slick is out of town, and you're looking after his kid. You've just got to keep these candy corn horns safe.
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You're on top of the world perched on your barstool in the Obsidian Cantina, shucking out a fifty with a wink to that pretty waitress with the deliciously round bottom simply because you can, trying in vain to put together a pun about buns to use later...
...When suddenly you become aware that he's just walked in.
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Dave and Karkat: Master Detectives by spectralspooks
Fandoms: Homestuck, Problem Sleuth (Webcomic)
10 Jun 2015
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hint: Dave and Karkat are not master detectives. In fact they are not detectives at all-- theyre just ordinary people trying to get to the bottom of a murder mystery.
Alternately titled: The Worst Mystery You've Ever Read
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Temporal Correction & Social Injection Chapter 6