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Mrs Ted kept Ted safe when she was alive. Now he’s hiding behind her memory. It’s high time to come out.
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He handed the ring to Ted. “I think you'd better look after this for now, Ted. Otherwise I might do something stupid with it. Like throwing it in the lower field.” He managed a weak smile, though his eyes were still pricking with tears.
Ted looked at the ring in his hand. Afraid of what might happen if he held it for too long, he slipped it into his pocket.
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It’s Ralph’s birthday and he visits a pub with Ted. They don't let Ted’s friends ruin their time!
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Ted is feeling somewhat lost when facing his first Christmas without Mrs Ted. Ralph offers a lifeline.
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This story is set right after Ralph finishes singing 'Burning Love' to Ted 'anonymously' at the pub karaoke night at the end of The Last Fast Show Ever – Part 3. Enjoy!
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After Ted leaves the Mayhew estate, he tries to create a new life for himself back in Ireland with his family. However, a surprise letter threatens to stir up old feelings.
Alternative ending to the Comic Relief sketch.
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This Changing World Is Full of Gleaming Hatred, But by aceredshirt13
Fandoms: The Fast Show
18 Jul 2023
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Ralph tries to repay Ted for his help, and learns a few things along the way.
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- Part 2 of You Should Feel the Warmth, Too
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It wasn’t their first meeting, but it was their most important one.
(Or, for once in his life, little Ralph is finally treated with kindness.)
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- Part 1 of You Should Feel the Warmth, Too
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Ralph said that Ted visited him in the mental hospital when he was in college. This is that visit.
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- Part 3 of You Should Feel the Warmth, Too
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A small exploration of Ralph's feelings during the shooting sketch.
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Ted, Ralph, and a cosy night up at the manor house.
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Ghostly Acquaintances by basildarling (thespiderbaby)
Fandoms: The Fast Show, Ghosts (TV 2019)
24 Feb 2023
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After visiting Button House, Ralph makes a shocking discovery about himself.
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Ted and Ralph put up their tree. And smooch. Really proud of this one - hope it's a nice early Christmas present for this lovely little fandom!
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Ralph Feels Normal About That Old Man by basildarling (thespiderbaby)
Fandoms: The Fast Show
02 Nov 2022
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"I think, Ted, you're a man of actions. You gave me your coat just now because you could see I was feeling cold. That must be love, mustn't it? To know someone, to understand what they need, before the thought even crosses their mind."
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Ted takes Ralph out for a little fishing trip. Set between series 2 and 3.
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Ralph adopts a cat who takes a bit of a shine to Ted.
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An alternative ending to that sketch in which bees steal Ralph's clothes.
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“Mrs Ted always used to say actions are worth more than words, sir.”
“Did she, Ted? Did she?” He believed he understood. “Tell me, Ted. Would ensuring your employer arrives home in one piece without making too much of a fool of himself be one of those actions?”
“I wouldn’t know about that, sir.”
No. No, of course he wouldn’t.
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The Father and the Lord by basildarling (thespiderbaby)
Fandoms: The Fast Show, Father Brown (2013)
10 Jan 2021
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Mr Mayhew is known in Kembleford for keeping to himself. So when Father Brown and the gang are invited to a garden party, it comes as a great surprise. But while they enjoy their champagne and scones, darker events are about to unfold.