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    “Are you two brothers or something? I did the same thing to mine,” The cashier asked amusedly.

     

    Phil chuckled and shook his head. “Not brothers. He’s my best friend,” he clarified.

    “You aren’t the first one to ask that though,” Techno added once he saw the cashiers' embarrassed look.

    “You could’ve had me fooled,” The cashier chuckled, “Now that’ll be 89 pounds.”
     
    “Techno! What happened to no more than fifty-”

     

    or 5 times Phil and Techno denied being brothers and the 1 time they accepted it

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    "Give the diamonds back, Fundy," he heard. Fundy's eyes opened as best as they could.

    His everything hurt. His head was in pain, throbbing harshly. He could hear the blood flowing in his skull like a set of river rapids.

    He saw green, the light of the sky making him cry out with discomfort. Crows circled the sky in a large group. Maybe he's dead? Only when he moved his paws to his eyes to block the sun did he realize that his back hurt whenever he moved.

    He felt fingers digging pulling at his arms, he tried to speak as someone dug into his sleeves, taking the 2 diamonds from his possession.

    "H-hey-"

    "You little shit," he heard someone reprimand him, and only when his eyes fully adjusted did he see the robed man he had never gotten to know as his grandfather.

    He wasn't much of a grandfather.

    "I knew you were awful, but stealing and lying?" He pocketed the diamonds, "your father would be disappointed."

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    The knock on Technoblade’s door shortly after sunset on an unremarkable Tuesday wasn’t unexpected. What was unexpected was the tiny piglin trailing after Philza, who shyly hid behind the old bird’s cloak after he closed the front door. Techno caught his friend's eye, an unspoken question on his face and Phil simply said,

    “We have an extra room.” And the matter was settled.

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    A family begins to heal

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    The blood of the Gods runs through our veins, Technoblade. Incredible strength, power, magic, war, life, death. It's ours. Why not use it for what we want?

    / / /

    Or, a fic where Tommy and Wilbur awake the sleeping statue of the God of Blood and realise their lives are not what they thought they'd be.

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    Wilbur Soot had an interesting childhood to say the least. But the one thing that was always consistent as he grew up was that his dad was always there when he needed him.
    - - -

    Or: Watch Wilbur Soot grow up from chaotic child to chaotic adult

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    It took Phil 2 days, 16 hours, and 32 minutes to notice Tommy was missing.
    It took Sam less than 5 to notice the child sitting out in the pouring rain.

    Sam and co are the kind of people to see a hurt child child and ask “is anyone going to adopt them” and not wait for an answer

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    Tommy woke up with a start.

    His heart was beating fast in his chest and he could feel beads of sweat running down his face. He kicked off his blankets that had been wrapped around him all night. It was too hot in his room, he didn’t remember leaving it this hot. 

    He grumbled to himself, pulling his legs out of the blankets to curl into himself. He rested his forehead against his knees, his cool skin brushing against his hot forehead. 

    He knew what it meant. He wasn’t dumb

    He knew he was sick.

    Or: Yeah, It's a short little sick fic. With Dadbur and twelve year old Tommy.

    Another part in the yellow box series.

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    This is just a collection of the oneshots/little fics I’m gonna do for the TWB Halloween event! The prompts are pretty cool, so I’m excited to write a lot!

     

    These aren’t beta-read. They probably won’t be, because I don’t have the social energy to ask another person to read a ton of fics for me. <3

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    Survival was something Tommy had to know. He did not remember much of his early childhood but that might have been one too many hits on his head. Eitherway, survival was something he was familiar with and things only got harder when he made friends with a bit shorter but absolutely genius boy.

    Now how would he spare himself and his friend of survival and get to actually live?

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    This is a Tommyinnit and SBI -centric MafiaAU in which Tommy tries to save himself and Tubbo from the abuse of his blood and flesh brother Dream. So he came up with this genious idea of getting in contact with the SBI, rival mafia in his spy mission Dream gave him and actually turn his coat against his brother. Enough is enough.

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    "Wilbur, why the hell do you have a child with you."

    “Found ‘em in the street.”

    “Yeah but why did you bring him here???”

    “Because he lives in the streets.”

    “And?”

    “He’s mine now, we’ve both agreed on that.” Wil said, gesturing towards the little kid, who brightly smiled at Quackity and waved with more energy than necessary.

    Or; Wilbur and Quackity are roommates in their college campus. One day, Wilbur comes in with a street kid, and they decide to impulse-adopt the kid together. As time passes by, they realize this kid is just bringing more street kids for them to adopt. And they will do so.

    Or or; Wilbur and Quackity are the kind of gay pair to see street kids and say "is anyone gonna adopt that?" and not wait for an answer.

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    It was easy enough until an exhausted Philza handed him his baby, and Technoblade didn't know what to do.

    "Just hold him, Techno," Philza had murmured as he collapsed against one of the blue armchairs in Technoblade's office, "he's a clingy baby. He's happy when he's being held."

    Philza had already fallen asleep before Technoblade could protest. He watched Wilbur smile at him as he reached his tiny hands for the golden chains hanging from his glasses.

    Wilbur was small, and Technoblade's hands had been crafted for war. 

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    Fundy thought it was unfair, that his life was so long and so tedious and so lost. He had always wanted it to be shorter, to end quicker and be painless. He thinks that isn't much to ask for, not with the life he's living now.

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    Life through moments that hurt and some that hurt more.

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    Wilbur falls, and briefly, Niki crosses his mind and his heart sinks as he realizes she’s going to be waiting for him to never come. He was supposed to page her in ten hours or so, to let her know he was alive. She’s never going to get that call.

    His eyes lock with the alien as it pops its head down the shaft. Glowing blue lights the darkness, Wilbur closes his eyes and pretends he’s somewhere else.

    He pretends he’s home. Not the base, but the house he grew up in. He pretends he’s sitting in their living room bugging Tommy by continuously kicking him with his feet while Tommy complains to Phil about him being annoying. Phil will tell Wilbur to stop with an amused grin on his face, which only encourages Wilbur to do it more.

    Wilbur smiles, and then a chilling crack echoes as his head collides with cold concrete.

    OR: aliens invaded earth and they can replace your soul with their own. they make it wilbur's problem.

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    “Well, this gives me no information-” She closed it, and when she saw the back, a name was engraved on the back. “It gives me all the information I need,” She laughed lightly, the small infant giggling up at her.

    ‘ARES - October/28/XXXX’

    “Alright, little Ares, let’s bring you home… yes?” She asked, and that night. A family of five, became a family of six. And Phil never knew how to say no to her.

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    As soon as Techno opened his eyes, he knew it was too early for a wake up call. No way was it the end of his hibernation, he could feel the pull of sleep as his eyes were so heavy, he could barely keep them open.

     

    But something is making him stir, a tiny coo that sets off a dormant part of himself he hasn't felt in a long time.

     

    He blinks heavy blinks before he raises his head.

     

    He's in bed, in his home he shares with Phil as a storm bellows outside. 

     

    Man, he really wants to just go back to his slumber.

     

    But a weight on his arm and what feels like tiny feet kicking his chest forces his squinted eyes down to the bed he lays on.

     

    Right next to him, staring up at him with big brown eyes, is a baby.

     

    Why is there a baby here?

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    Phil has a baby but he needs someone to babysit him for a bit
    Luckily Techno, although hibernating, is available

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    This work is part two of this series, i’d read the first part, “you will never be a god” before this one.

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    Technoblade is in charge of babysitting Tommy. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Rescue missions leads to shenanigans

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    Players don't know how to handle those that aren't their own.

    Fifteen years after Dream broke out of prison, came the inevitable questioning of a boy who was only three when his parents fled the SMP, taking along a young zombie piglin with them.

    Michael had always had the little hint of violence in the back of his mind. But since his parents refused to teach him...

    He had to find his own way to learn.

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    After leaving Dream SMP, Wilbur Soot comes back to the place where he spent most of his childhood years.
    Memories previously buried under red sand and thick layers of dust resurface once again.

    (Prompt: Visiting old places that bring good memories)

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    When Tommy's father is found to be unfit to care for Tommy, his uncle, who he hadn't seen since he was

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