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I don't know exactly either but I am interested in not missing my chance to go abroad to meet the people in this department (Cambridge's East Asian one). The rules for this prompt describe a max of 2MB, and it takes a whole lot of words to make up even one MB. The deadline is 8 days from the 7th, so that is... *gets the kettle which is whistling* 15th ahh let's try to figure out something clear by the 14th!
Somebody on Quora hypothesises that 150,000 words can go into 1MB, ERGO that must mean this must have a maximum of 300,000 words. OMG.
Well, rereading the Cambridge website, it REQUESTS one must keep to a word max of 3,000 instead. My dream at being an author was just shot down into the Atlantic Ocean RIGHT THERE.Maybe FIRST DRAFT OF 300,000 then keep 1 out of every 100 on the second draft... hmm...
No no no NO that is INCREDIBLY wasteful...
omgomgomgOMGOMGOMG I DON'T KNOW but I am just going to start typing new ideas until it works. Something will work something's gotta work SOMETHING WILL WORK -
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Behold what I, Claire M. Binkley, have done with myself as of this date, as well as I can remember. The following may be disordered or missing details but that may have to do with being human.
I am using this website for all of these prompts because I noticed it is easy converting whatever I want immediately to PDF.("Curriculum vitae" stands for "course of life!")
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For this work, I am trying to stay within the maximum length 600 words. I am trying to explain what I am trying to do in Cambridge the upcoming term.
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Sybill Trelawney is trying to give her Inner Eye a voice that someone else can hear, too. Will Minerva McGonagall help with that or does she have something more nefarious in mind?
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Last NaNo, I challenged myself to write a story in Chinese "Nihao Maomi" is "Hello Kitty," mimicking "HeLLOO NURSE!"
It is basically a story where there is one female character and three male characters, except that goes wrong in all the right ways. My cat Tilly makes a guest appearance. I haven't come up with Chinese letters for her name yet, and don't know if I will.
Behold what was keeping me busy last November, five months ago! I only wrote a bit more than 17 percent of the goal, but I also wanted it all to make sense.
There are four different permutations of Chinese on this website - I know there are Traditional and Simplified... I picked the one that had the most familiar-looking letters and hoped that was right.
If not, I hope you might understand anyway! I am just learning, and the best way, I reasoned, is practice!
The MFC name is Caihong. The men are Yichen, Ruoxuan, and Xiangli. There are no other characters, or shouldn't be.
The different ways to write the same thing were just to make sure that it got across.
Next draft may be different. I might get rid of some things and add some other stuff.- Language:
- 中文-普通话 國語
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Tomoyo is singing "The World Is Mine" and a few of the other catchier Vocaloid songs like "6 trillion years and a night" and "Cyber Thunder Cider." How big is her audience? Can she measure it?
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As Daidouji Tomoyo and Li Meiling are the same size waist at the time of writing, they can fit into many of the same pairs of clothing! So wealth has been reappropriated in the concourse of what happens below, as you may behold, if you should like.
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The Fully Revised, Sorted Out Bear Story by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2024
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In this one, a bear has been menacing Hogwarts for a frustratingly long time. Sun bears (Helarctos malayanus) are currently classified as Vulnerable according to the IUCN, so they cannot be Avada Kedavra'ed if Harry, Ron, and Hermione know what's best for the planet. (That is just "a step above" being Endangered in the ecological scale of science.)
So they made a plan with the administrative approval of Prof. McGonagall to lure it to the safety of the woods.
Who knows how it showed up there. Probably the same way Harry Potter himself did. It may have been meant to be.
(My personal inspiration for this story was how, since I made my email address clrbear430 at verizon dot net as a youth, many moons ago, there might actually be some threatened species of bears, too! I researched this for sure and there might not be as many as bad-off as some types of snake, as those animals which are my Chinese astrological year, but there still ARE some. So this is the kind of bear I'm looking into today! I was further inspired by reading that the H. annamiticus naturalist shared my middle name. Please R&R when you have the chance.)
Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling.
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Alice and Dinah Joke Through The Tough Times by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
11 Aug 2024
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In this one, Alice's cat Dinah catches a clever snake which hisses its way into telling Alice a cute little tale.
Alice in Wonderland belongs to Lewis Carroll.
A/N: I researched all jokes. Credit goes to the ingenuity of the Internet. -
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As they were practising, Yulia and Lena, the singers of t.A.T.u., have an unusual guest stay at their place for ramen.
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Breaking wildlife out of the mechanical forms an NOAA scientist had enclosed them into is a full-time job. But Sonic the Hedgehog can handle it, once again.
Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Vector and Dr. Robotnik belong to Sega.
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The power of reassurance and expectation that everything will come out all right has been keeping this band of people together. However, is it, really, absolutely going to be okay, after all? Thales might have something to say about that.
Fire Emblem belongs to Intelligent Systems.- Language:
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A Calculated Risk by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, Cranford - Elizabeth Gaskell, デ・ジ・キャラット | DiGiCharat
03 Oct 2022
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In this Animorphs/Cranford/Di Gi Charat work, one may find a (hopefully accurate) depiction of deceased wildlife. I made it in an effort to stave off the next mass extinction event for another couple of years. It is 1001 words long.
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Yoshi is having trouble jumping out of some quicksand he walked himself into by accident. Will he be able to employ his friend Kirby's help or will he be too heavy?
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Gooseberry Tarts by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Nyan Cat - saraj00n (Music Video)
04 Aug 2022
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Hermione has to persuade Crookshanks not to kill Nyan Cat.
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- 100
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A Thwarted Optimization by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Nicholas Nickleby - Charles Dickens, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jul 2022
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Newman Noggs, the clerk of Nicholas Nickleby's uncle, a friend of his, is trying to make life simpler for us all by turning the birds he sees day in and out into numbers to crank through Hermione's machine!
But, as Noggs' wife tries to convince him, birds aren't real.
Or... are they...?
185w- Language:
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On The Other Hand by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga)
23 Jul 2022
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Chibiusa has watched her parents' interactions with the rest of the world for weeks now. What is it exactly that makes THEM special and puts HER on what feels like one of the bottom rungs of this social hierarchy? How can she climb this ladder to ascend to new heights? Can it be transferred, whatever made them so majestic? 626w
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The ocean tide ebbs and flows, bringing with it over the years war, peace and signs of life. 200w
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He Didn't Mean Any Harm by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Animorphs - Katherine A. Applegate, The Odyssey - Homer
29 Jun 2022
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Or did he? Are the lives of the endangered animals we all treasure at stake? 385w
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Hikaru's Weather Dog by 1fmeow
Fandoms: Magic Knight Rayearth, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
04 Jun 2022
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One day, Hikaru discovers her pet dog is a magical being who can not just predict the weather but even propel parts of it for good use, so she has to share this with her best friends Umi and Fuu. However, is her dog causing death and destruction? Do they have to impound her ever-so loyal canine companion? Is it actually a Growlithe Pokémon in disguise? Will it take out a marauding rat snake trying to mind its own business? Hmm. 523w
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