18 Works by Absolute_Territori
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"Ooooo my name is tord and I can speak Norwegian and it makes my husband horny and i love him very much" yeah go fuck yourself
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- Part 12 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Literally just this tweet https://x.com/i/status/2073760279415165209
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- Part 10 of Personal AU
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Spreading Out Our Ashes In The Sun by Absolute_Territori
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
09 Jul 2026
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I attempt write a fic to explain my siblings tamtom dynamic
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- Part 5 of Personal AU
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Tord gets really fuzzy in the head while Tom jerks him off
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- Part 11 of Gift Fics for Friends
- Part 8 of Personal AU
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I've always wanted to die clean and pretty,
but I'd be too busy on working days.
So I am relieved this turbulence wasn't forcasted,
I couldn't have changed anyways.And I am relieved that I'd left my room tidy.
They'll think of me kindly,
When they come for my things.Series
- Part 3 of Personal AU
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What the title says
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- Part 10 of Gift Fics for Friends
- Part 9 of Personal AU
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Tord gets in a fight with tom and accidentally is reminded of his father.
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- Part 2 of Personal AU
- Part 9 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Pretending I'm jerking off so my roommate doesn't find out I cut myself (GONE WRONG)(GONE SWEET) by Absolute_Territori
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
28 Jun 2026
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Tord can't handle any emotion at all, forcing them all to turn negative so he cuts himself to cope. Tom thinks he broke something, finds out about it.
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- Part 8 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Oughhhh bite meeeeee ougghhhh by Absolute_Territori
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
27 Jun 2026
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Matt is only allowed to drink from Tord when they cum or smth
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- Part 7 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Songfic based on Black Hole Fantasy by The Crane Wives on the album Beyond, Beyond, Beyond. This takes place after tord leaving all the way to wtfuture domestic time so blegh
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- Part 6 of Gift Fics for Friends
- Part 6 of Personal AU
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Tamara doesn't feel the best about herself, ever, at all. Tori tries to help.
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- Part 4 of Personal AU
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Tord hates working so he sucks tom off about it
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- Part 5 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Edd asks Tord to go check something for him. Gets fucked in the ass
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- Part 4 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Tamara gets dicked down
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- Part 7 of Personal AU
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Tord is a pervert and asks to play a stripping game for whoever gets last in Mario kart. They find out how bad Matt sucks.
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- Part 3 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Inviting the Norwegian transfer students over for Thanksgiving dinner by Absolute_Territori
Fandoms: Eddsworld - All Media Types
19 Jun 2026
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Tamara makes a new friend her senior year and invites her over to celebrate Thanksgiving in February in order to bond over both being transfers from abroad.
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- Part 1 of Personal AU
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Tom really wants to smoke again and they both really want to fuck eachother
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- Part 2 of Gift Fics for Friends
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Tord and Tom fight about tord smoking in the house and then tord gets really horny about corrupting him. Written for a friend
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- Part 1 of Gift Fics for Friends