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When Scaramouche arrives in Fontaine, the Knave has a request.
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Dear Hat Guy, go kick rocks with those open-toed shoes! by Alcru_eat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Oct 2025
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“How do you define being alive?” Faruzan asked. “Karkata toes the line between a weak and a strong artificial intelligence, which is probably why its existence is so controversial in the Akademiya.” Hat Guy shifted uncomfortably. “Regardless, do you think a worm is alive? Would you care for its pronouns like you do Karkata’s? Is it intelligence, and is an artificial intelligence alive? Why does it all even matter?”
“You’re asking too many questions.”
“On the contrary, I think all of these are valid, even if we do not know the answer.”
“Then a question to you," he said. "Do you think we should treat artificially intelligent creatures as living creatures?”
Faruzan finds she enjoys her mental sparring battles (read: trash talking sessions) with a certain Hat Brat a little too much.
A series of oneshots with continuity.
Latest: Faruzan tries to figure out Karkata's inner workings. Studying a machine should be easier than studying humans!
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Hey you. Yeah the one reading this.
Come along to meet the big red Wolf, our one and only Spirit Albarn. A handsome fella with golden fingers. He knows how to snatch your wallet like he snatches hearts–and all that without a tie, cause he ain't leashed.
Next up is his best bud Mister Snake-err his name is Franky Stein, but everyone calls him a snake, because well… he is a snake. A Burmese python to be exact, mister morph made of several molts. There's no safecracker better than Franky, and he does all that without any modern equipment.
Yeah, this is the part where I, Shark, show up and steal the show. The name’s Tezca Tlipoca, master of disguises. I'm so good, even I don't know if I use magic. Oh, and I'm presumably a bear. I've once been asked if I wasn't a human in a bear suit. The answer to that is ✨✨✨
Now meet Azusa, codename Webs. Hacker extraordinaire, and knows her way around the web like no other.
Finally there's Soul, our little rookie. Codename piranha. A bit of a minime and a mini every one of us, because he's simultaneously the most insane and most normal young man a piranha could be.
That's right, we're the Deathscythes.
And we're bonafide Bad Guys.
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Don't bite off more than you can chew (Or do, because that's what makes it exciting.) by Alcru_eat
Fandoms: Soul Eater (Anime & Manga)
18 Jun 2025
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Maka has invited Soul for dinner, and he can't decide if this is a date or if she's trying to kill him.
Written for SoMa week: Bite
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Death Parties in Paradise: The kill pill by Alcru_eat
Fandoms: Soul Eater (Anime & Manga)
08 Apr 2025
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Jigokuraku/Hell's Paradise au - Liz, Patty and a few other death row convicts are forced to battle it out to be sent to a mysterious island, where they, supervised by a clan of executioners, have to find BREW.
A few snippets written for reverb: Death Parties in Paradise.
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Soul Eater Resbang Stories by Alcru_eat
Fandom C'era una volta il West | Once Upon a Time in the West (1968), Soul Eater, Soul Eater (Anime & Manga)
09 Mar 2023
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魔神 | In an instant, the winds of Mondstadt died, some people of Liyue vanished, the lightning of Inazuma froze in place. From Fontaine’s stages to Sumeru’s libraries, from Natlan’s wildlands to Snezhnaya’s thronerooms... many souls fell into velvet darkness. And when they opened their eyes, they were seated in a place that should not exist.
A vast, sealed theater—grand enough to hold all of Teyvat—where even the Archons could no longer sense the fake sky. At its heart: a single mixtape. "Archronicles."
OR: Watching Genshin Impact Reacts: Character Teasers & Trailers, Archon & Event Quests!
LATEST: CHAPTER 38: TEASER 15 | Raiden ShogunSeries
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18 Mar 2026
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Instead of leaving The Balladeer behind after Shoku No Kami’s defeat - Il Dottore retrieves his body. After the situation in Sumeru has calmed down, Nahida enlists Cyno to find The Balladeer and bring him to Gandharva Ville.
Featuring found family starring Scaramouche, Tighnari, Collei, and Cyno. Also featuring Cyno’s puns, and Nahida being an all-knowing girlboss.
Do not feed this fic to AI or so help me ill steal your kneecaps
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20 Jan 2026
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In the morning, the mercenaries wake her up as they stop outside Sumeru City to finalize their sale. Furina brushes herself off and gets out, walking to the entrance like she’s in a dream. She actually made it. The city is wrapped around an enormous tree like a vine. She’s never seen anything like it.
“Wow,” Furina says to herself. She’d be remiss to say her eyes weren’t a bit misty. “I’m actually here.”
“Move it,” one of the mercenaries says.
“You’re blocking the way,” adds another.
“Oh. Sorry.”
After the prophecy is fulfilled, Furina is sure of three things: she's aimless, lonely, and bad at making macaroni. So when Neuvillette asks her to personally deliver his letters to the Archons of nearby nations, she doesn't have any reason to decline.
It turns out that the world outside of Fontaine is a lot less forgiving. Furina will need some help if she hopes to make it back home unscathed.
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28 Nov 2024
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After Albedo hits another dead-end in his research, the Traveler, who is about to leave for Fontaine, promises to introduce Albedo to someone who might be able to help. A strange Inazuman wanderer with connections to the God of Wisdom Arrives in Mondstadt, and a strange bond between two artificial humans is formed, giving them both a chance to grow and heal in unexpected ways. However, it seems that despite erasing his past from the Irminsul, Wanderer is not immune to the Butterfly Effect catching up with himself and those around him- A tragedy in the making emerges, and this time, it's up to the Wanderer to make active choices to change the course of fate.
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Death Parties In Paradise by memethebum for Alcru_eat
Fandoms: Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), 地獄楽 | Hell's Paradise: Jigokuraku (Anime)
01 Sep 2024
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Soul is sentenced to death but is visited by Maka, a head strong woman from a clan of executioners who offers him the chance to be pardoned.
He and other death row convicts are sent to the lost island to obtain BREW and bring it back to the shogun. In order to prevent escape, each convict is supervised by an executioner from Lord Death’s clan.
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25 Oct 2024