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Pete and Steph are stuck in a broken elevator with two hours to kill.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
03 Jan 2026
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An alternate universe where Lumber-Axe is nothing more than a campfire story, and Grace never tells on Steph for going into the boy’s room.
Steph and Pete are alone together, separated by nothing but a partition between their shower stalls. You can probably guess what happens next.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
24 Dec 2025
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EVERYONE STOP AND GO READ MY FRIENDS FIC I DARE YOU 🔫
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What Happens in the Bathroom, Stays in the Bathroom by Alreadylefttheplanet
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
22 Dec 2025
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What if Peter and Steph were right and the lumber axe was just a legend? What if Grace never reported the two to boy Jerry and girl Jerri? What if they got to 3… and Peter really did go into Steph’s stall?
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
22 Dec 2025
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I’m a simple woman, I see abstinence camp shower scene smut fic, I bookmark
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We're Written in the Stars (Well Then They're Wrong!) by RenReadsStuff
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
15 Jan 2026
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Peter Spankoffski and Stephanie Lauter were middle school sweethearts, the loviest-doviest pair of newly-minted teenagers you ever did see… Except you didn’t see them. Nobody did. Steph was popular, and Pete was the farthest thing from it, so their relationship was a complete secret from the rest of their peers- that is, until their disastrous breakup brought the whole romance to light. This teen equivalent of a nuclear bomb caused a falling-out that gave the once happy couple no other choice but to hate the other’s guts as their social standings imploded, but now it’s senior year, and Miss Mulberry’s seating chart has forced them back together. What a gift.
Follow their journey and see both how their relationship developed in the first place and how they’ll revive a love that might not be as lost as they thought.
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Big thanks to pinetree_in_hatchetfield for beta-reading this fic!
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
18 Oct 2025
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I’m bookmarking another unfinished fic because I do not fear god
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I Bet You’d Call This Luck by purgatory_productions
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Oct 2025
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Pete worries that he isn’t good enough for Steph.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
13 Oct 2025
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I’ll Make You A Bet by purgatory_productions
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
13 Oct 2025
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At Beanie’s, Pete and Rudolph have a conversation about Pete’s feelings for Steph.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
13 Oct 2025
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So, Steph pretended to be hypnotized so Pete could have his way with her. Sue her.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
10 Oct 2025
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I’m tempted to say this may be the first time a smutty scenario in a fanfiction has been spurred on by the Simpsons but honestly I know in my heart of hearts that fandoms are far too weird and horny for that to be true
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Steph tries on Pete’s glasses.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
09 Oct 2025
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Thinking in Plant Metaphors by That_One_Little_Shop_Fan for Unsurpassed_Travesty, suddenlysomewherethatsgreen, Pearlfish07, SubukuNoJess
Fandoms: Little Shop of Horrors (1986)
21 Aug 2022
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Try as he might, Seymour's tendency to compare his everyday human experience to plant life cycles didn’t go away with distance from his old life. Dialogue-free pining about the best murder woobie and trad wife ship of all time. Happy Ending/Somewhere That's Green AU.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
27 Sep 2025
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Read this after coming down form being high for the first time so that was interesting.
Anyway this is cute as shit
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when the mean girl is more than mean by bombastix
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
30 Dec 2023
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Stephanie Lauter is tormented by the super sick idea of fucking her boyfriend. Peter Spankoffski realizes just how much he likes his girlfriend bossing him around.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
23 Sep 2025
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RIP to the chapter where Pete was supposed to get pegged I guess cause I don’t think it’s coming lol (and I guess neither is he, ooof who said that).
Still recommend this though, Pete would definitely want to get pegged you can’t change my mind.
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The Mysterious Disappearance of the Saja Boys by MelonPalooza
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025), Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
21 Jun 2025
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Buzzfeed Unsolved discusses what happened to the Saja Boys, a short-lived K-pop boy group that vanished from the spotlight as quickly as they had popped into it.
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Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
15 Sep 2025
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Thanks to the random person in the comments of a tumblr post who posted a link to this, it’s delightful
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The Way That It's Meant To Be by HwaBoon
Fandoms: 어쩌면 해피엔딩 - Aronson/박 | Maybe Happy Ending - Aronson/Park
06 Jan 2026
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You know you’re stronger than you think / You know you’re made to take a lot.
A series of visitors to Claire’s workshop.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
20 Aug 2025
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This one is unfinished currently but really lovely, I’m enjoying it a lot so far. It’s got me wanting a lot more Maybe Happy Ending fics but there’s not that many right now ):
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I'm Crawling into Your Collarbones Where Love is Impossible by RenReadsStuff
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
01 Jan 2024
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A continuation of It's Just Extreme Empathy.
Stephanie strikes some deals, and being a Lauter means things always go her way. Pete's fate is in the hands of his popular friend, and he's prepared to show her how grateful he is to her for getting the Jäger-maniac off his back.
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Title from Boy for the Weekend by Marc Indigo
(I love song lyrics as titles help meeeee)Series
- Part 2 of The Pasquali's "Incident"
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
15 Aug 2025
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I’m rereading this series rn and I realized I never bookmarked this, tf me from a year and a half ago???
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Locked and Loaded (oh so devoted) by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
16 Apr 2024
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Max Jägerman never stops the bullet. (Or, at least, he doesn't catch it. Because, well, that's so boring, isn't it? What, he just catches it? Before anything fun and spectacularly bloody happens? No, no, no that won't do.)
Stephanie Lauter just happens to be a piss poor shot. (There, that's better.)
(Alternatively titled: What if Steph still shot Pete, but totally fucked it up)
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- Part 2 of Hatchet Town
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
11 Aug 2025
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Straight up might be up there with being one of my favorite fics I’ve ever read this is sooo good
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What Happens in the Bathroom by isogenderskitty for PawPunk
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
14 Mar 2025
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It's a "what if Lautski didn't get interrupted in the showers?" fic. Pretty self-explanatory. They're nervous cuties who like each other a whole bunch and I think they deserve to have fun =]
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
27 Jul 2025
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Reread this today and I realize it deserved a bookmark, nervous clumsy Lautski smut means so much to me actually
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you wouldn't like me, if you saw what was inside me by geicogecko
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
04 Jul 2025
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Stephanie Lauter has been cursed since she was eleven years old. Obedience cursed, specifically. Which is fucked enough up on its own, without even acknowledging the fact that it was absolutely her dad who did the cursing.
It's fine. (Well... no. It's not. But you already knew that.) She's gotten good at loopholes, and work arounds, and dealing with it.
And, after six years of loophole-finding-working-around-dealing-with-it all on her own, the last person she expected to find solidarity with is Peter fucking Spankoffski.(Alternatively titled: Lautski Week day 5- Magic)
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- Part 17 of Hatchet Town
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
26 Jul 2025
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Stephanie Lauter declares her major as late as she can possibly declare it without getting expelled from college. (Actually, later, by a couple of months. But her dad's 'generous donation' of hush money, is called hush money for a reason. So, we're not going to talk about that.)
One of the most un-fucking-expected consequences, it turns out, to only declaring your major by your junior year, is being forced to tech this semester's production of the fucking Nutcracker.
(Alternatively Titled: I take Lautski Week Day 1 Prompt: Sugar to it's most distant applicability by using it to make Peter Spankoffski a ballerina. You are welcome, Stephanie Lauter.)
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
14 Jul 2025
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Fortunately im a whore for longer Lautski aus so this was perfect for me
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Stephanie Lauter is moving to Hatchetfield for her last year of high school. But she quickly learns the small town and popular crowd she’s fallen into isn’t exactly what she’s been looking for.
Peter Spankoffski is a local nerd who’s just trying to figure things out. And after a very strange night, he ends up on Steph’s radar.
Steph and Pete just want a nice senior year. But small town social pressures and their respective personal issues put a lot more barriers in their path than either of them could have expected.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
02 Jun 2025
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save the games for the girls on the tennis court by Frog_With_A_Mushroom
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
16 Apr 2025
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fic title will change
Ruth gets tongue tied with her coffee order. So, maybe, when it comes to confessing to her best friend, she needs a new approach.
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
17 Apr 2025
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The Clear Kaleidescope Within a Gem by RenReadsStuff
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid, Bridgerton (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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Stephanie Lauter needs to marry soon to inherit her promised title as Duchess of Hatchetfield.
Peter Spankoffski is freshly returned from university and, at only eighteen years old, has no reason to even consider getting married.
When the daughter of late Duke Solomon Lauter and the second son of Viscount Spankoffski meet during the Marchioness's premature search for a husband, they become close friends, but they never wanted to love one another like they do!
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- Part 1 of My Spankoffski Bridgerton AU!!!
Bookmarked by AliceIsAPerson
14 Feb 2025