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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    06 May 2021

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    Bilbo is on his way home for Christmas! But his car doesn't want to cooperate! Now he's stuck and just what in the blue blazes is he going to do?!

    Cue an old, unrequited flame to come to the rescue.

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    06 May 2021

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    Bilbo's door gets jammed one day. Luckily, a company of dwarves just so happened to have set up shop in front of the old smithy.

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    06 May 2021

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    Bilbo had always felt this strange love for his own sex but such a thing is not permissible among Hobbits. Turns out that's not quite the case among Dwarves.

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    06 May 2021

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    Taking Bilbo Baggins, a successful movie actor who is only just getting used to the perks and intricacies of becoming A Face People Want To See, and putting him together with Thorin Oakenshield, with his very traditional (read: slightly backwards) ideas about what constitutes Real Art and Real Talent, might very well be viewed as just some clothead’s idea of a joke. But there are jokes, and then there are carefully calculated risks the size of controversial reproductions of classic Shakespearean plays - for Bilbo, it is the chance of a lifetime to prove himself to all those who have ever deemed him too one-dimensional to even attempt stage, while Thorin has the opportunity to get out of the rut that’s been hindering his career for so long now, and shine in a role worthy of his talent once again. That is if the two learn how to share the same space for more than ten minutes without wanting to tear each other’s hair out. The course of true love never did run smooth, after all…

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    06 May 2021

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    Despite what his outward code of conduct would have you thinking, Jaskier knows when he is not wanted.

    He allows himself the exact amount of three days of wallowing in that small town before he packs his meager possessions and hits the road like nothing happened. In those three days he sings and dances for his food and drink, fucks the pretty barmaid and sleeps off the hangover before heading out in the morning of the fourth day. He travels alone for the first time in a while but it’s alright.

    Now, if only people would stop telling him that the Witcher asks about him - that'd be swell.

     

    And we have a lovely translation into Russian available here!

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    12 Dec 2020

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    Jaskier keeps bumping into injured Witchers while trying to mend his own broken heart. Geralt has conflicting feelings over seeing the signs of Jaskier's care on his family. A year after the mountain, the ever encroaching threat of Nilfgaard forces them back together and the heavy snows of winter at Kaer Morhen keep them that way.

    Maybe, just maybe, they can mend the friendship that was broken.

    (Maybe they can build something new together.)

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    26 Sep 2020

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    Jaskier has a habit of sleeping around, lately with men. Geralt shouldn't give a shit, but he does.

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    11 Jan 2020

  9. Public Bookmark 80

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    Post S1E6 (rare species).

    Jaskier had loved Geralt. He still did, but he would never admit that. The wound was still fresh.

    In which, the Geralt/Jaskier 'break up' scene goes way worse.

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    04 Jan 2020

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    Jaskier is the most annoying bard in all the land, but Geralt would be damned if he claimed the man wasn't growing on him.

     

    A fic in which Geralt realizes that he was wasting his time chasing sorceresses, when what he really wanted has been right in front of him (and annoying the hell of him) the entire time.

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    03 Jan 2020

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    "The Child Surprise, the djinn, all of it! If life could give me one blessing, it would be to take you off my hands.”

    In which, Geralt tries to apologize.

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    01 Jan 2020

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    Finally together, Geralt and Ciri just want to survive but threats are constantly looming and neither of them were prepared for just how much they’d mean to each other. Luckily Yennifer and Jaskier show up, each determined to help Geralt accept his destiny.

    Post-S1. Basically just improvised parenting with a bit of romance sprinkled on top.

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    31 Dec 2019

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    31 Dec 2019

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    The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.

    (Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)

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    16 Dec 2019

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    Bilbo Baggins isn't sure about this. Not one bit.

    Frodo is definitely too young to enter into an arranged marriage with a dwarven king called Thorin Oakenshield. It's a good thing that Bilbo is there to chaperone him through their courtship.

    After all, there's no chance that a fussy hobbit bachelor would ever catch the eye of a king.

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    16 Dec 2019

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    'Alone this Yuletide? Irritated with prying and nosey family members?

    I am an out of work blacksmith currently trying to make my way by any means necessary that does not involve my resorting to thievery (prisons are most uncomfortable, I've unfortunate first hand experience). However, if you would like me to be your strictly platonic companion for any social function, but have me pretend that we are in a serious courtship, so as to torment your family and ward off unwanted suitors then I am more than obliging...'

    After becoming increasingly irritated by overtures of romance from various Shire residents following the death of his mother four years ago, Bilbo is more than ready to resort to desperate measures. That is, up to and including pretending to be in a serious relationship with a certain surly blacksmith currently inhabiting the Bindbale Woods.

    It's a good idea after all; all they have to do is pretend to be in love over the Yuletide period and Bilbo's family and suitors will surely leave him alone after that. It's perfect! And nothing can possibly go wrong, right? Certainly nothing as preposterous as falling for one another for real...

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    05 Nov 2019

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    Thorin Thrainson doesn't leave the office. At least ... he didn't. But now, every day, just about two in the afternoon, he disappears. Is there something wrong? Some illness or other? Thorin's family is worried and that means his sister will need to do the usual; a bit of snooping.

    However, things don't work out the way she plans and old hurts and memories come back to haunt Thorin ... and the one he loves most.

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    22 Oct 2019

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    21 Oct 2019

  19. Public Bookmark 63

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    Bilbo would laugh, and his voice would fill the void that festered in those who'd lived past the age of innocence with solace.

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    05 Oct 2019

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    Everyone knows they were doing it all along, right?

    My first-born or a kidney, as preferred, to HSavinien and Maybetwice, two excellent betas who deserve better than such an anxious, needy writer. Thank you guys, so much. :3

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    20 Aug 2019

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