9 Works by ApacheTears
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Down Bad by ApacheTears
Fandoms: Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes (Band), Coldplay (Band), Radiohead (Band), Last Shadow Puppets, Kaiser Chiefs, Queens of the Stone Age, Franz Ferdinand (Band), Muse (Band)
04 Oct 2026
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Alex, 21, a fresh IT grad, lands a job as a claims processor at Yorke Enterprises. Along the way, he finds out he’s not quite as straight as he thought, especially once he gets to know some hot older men in the building.
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Matt’s raving prick is hell‑bent on scouring the earth for the ultimate cunt until it locks onto Alex Turner’s rare fanny and decides it’s the holy grail it wants to claim.
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Liam just wants someone to see his true baby girl side and love him soft while fucking him senseless.
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Trouble in Lansquenet by ApacheTears
Fandoms: Oasis (Band), Blur (Band), Chocolat - Joanne Harris
19 Jun 2026
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Damon Albarn arrives in the small village of Lansquenet with his kid, Graham, and sets up a chocolate shop in the beginning of Lent, driving the villagers into all sorts of sinful chocolate cravings instead of fasting. Father Gallagher, the local priest, is losing his mind over it.
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Matt and Jamie have an early birthday surprise for Alex.
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Damon gets dragged on a wild camping trip with his boss, Noel Gallagher and his quiet brother Liam. What could possibly go wrong?
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Liam saves a bloke from getting roofied, but Damon drinks the spiked drink instead, leading them to hooking up in Noel’s van.
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Damon lets Liam backshoot him in exchange for his detergent.
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Yorke Ent ExecSimp Anonymous by ApacheTears
Fandoms: Radiohead (Band), The 1975 (Band), The Strokes (Band), Blur (Band), Oasis (Band), Franz Ferdinand (Band), Coldplay (Band), Muse (Band), Arctic Monkeys, Modest Mouse (Band), Kaiser Chiefs, Queens of the Stone Age, The Verve, Florence + the Machine, Billy Talent (Band), Asking Alexandria (Band), The Killers (Band)
24 Feb 2026
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Unhinged and bored employees of Yorke Enterprises create a secret group chat where they shamelessly thirst, “hear me out” and fight over their hot managers and senior executives. One bullied intern snaps and adds all the top bosses to the chat, resulting in chaos, drama, rivalries and unexpected marriages.