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    ”I thought—“ Mydeimos faltered. “I thought the songs were about somebody else. I though—“

    “What, Hephaestion?” Phainon snapped. “You think I wrote a whole album about watching the guy you’re dating?”

    Mydeimos blinked. What.

    “What are you talking about? I’m not—I’m not dating Hephaestion.

    Phainon’s mouth dropped open. He blinked, anger dissipating into incredulous disbelief. “You’re not?”

    ”No,” Mydeimos said, too loudly, too quickly. “Where did you even get that idea?”

     

    Or: Two solo albums and a world tour later, Mydeimos finds himself forced to sing love songs written by the love of his life, about somebody else.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Quite literally cannot stop thinking about this fic every time the song comes on in my playlist. It's so good, its so THEM and such a good comfort fic after 3.7...

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    “Two nights from now,” Lan Wangji said, letting his glare linger on his teammate before turning to look Wei Ying in the eyes.
    “I’ll pick you up from the dorms for a walk around the village. Please.”

    The ‘please’ tacked on at the end was almost a lethal blow to Wei Wuxian’s fracturing psyche at how wonderful this man was.

    “Yes. Please,” Wei Wuxian croaked out, before taking his card from Lan Wangji’s hand. “I’ll buy you ice cream.”

    The soft, pleased nod Wei Wuxian got in response spoke more volumes than any words seemed fitting to do in that moment.

    “Thank you, Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian whispered, darting his hand out to squeeze Lan Wangji’s once more before pulling back and reaching down to grab his bag.

    “My pleasure,” he said, and clearly meant it. He spoke with his whole face, which would make him terrible in poker, but excellent in this game of trust they were playing.

    He was certainly winning Wei Wuxian over, anyway.

     

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    Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian fall in love at the Olympics <3

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    01 Aug 2024

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    LITERAL SHIVERS GOD DAMMMNN LAN WANGJI YOU GET THAT MAN !!!!

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    It started with Ling Wen, of all people.

    He had been on her palace researching about a specific type of ghost that he had been receiving prayers about, when he noticed her looking.

    Like, really looking.

    And then Pei Ming joined her. They exchanged some words, and then they were both just like. Staring at him.

    Feng Xin didn’t think he wanted to know what the fuck was going on there, so he grabbed the scrolls and walked out. Passing them, though, he thought he heard them saying something like—

    “Damn, where did you stop?”

    “One hundred and seventy eight.”

    “Shit, I only got to thirty two!”

    … what the fuck was going on?

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    30 Jul 2024

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    10/10. Read this again if you need cheering up, it WILL make you cry but it is so, so worth it.

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    When Lan Zhan indicates a willingness to be Wei Ying's (platonic) dom, Wei Ying jumps at the chance. But then Wei Ying catches feelings. Really inappropriate feelings for someone who's supposed to be his esteemed platonic colleague. Surely the detestably respectful thing to do is to break it off rather than violate this clear boundary, right?

    But before Wei Ying can work up the fortitude to take that final, terrible step, he and Lan Zhan get caught up in a surprise case. One where talking to each other becomes significantly harder.

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    29 Jun 2024

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    An amazingly well written BDSM fic where wei wuxian has to figured out that lan zhan obviously loves him back and wants more than platonic bdsm. with some dick slapping as a treat.

    and NO he does NOT explicitly have a pussy. past you also never figured out why he was specifically on birth control LOL???

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    [Upload complete! This system welcomes you to the world of The Proud Immortal Master’s Way! Binding your role: Luo Binghe, Qing Jing Peak disciple. Weapon: None. Starting B Points: 100.

    We hope that you can transform this "Piss poor garbage that barely had any right to be called writing, stain upon the entirety of China’s […] etc.” story into a high end, impressive, classic work according to your desire! Fulfill dropped plotlines! Find the hinted “true end”! As the plot progresses, there will be multiple point-giving missions opened. Please make sure total B points do not fall below 0. Otherwise the system will automatically give punishment~ You can, you up! Best of luck! 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。]

    Avid reader Luo Mei has been cast into the world of his most beloved and most despised book as the scum villain of the series, Luo Binghe. That shouldn't be a problem, right? Just avoid killing anyone and he'll get a happy ending, right?

    Except things keep going wrong and Binghe keeps being blamed. All he wanted was to woo his favorite character! Why was he being cast as the villain?!

    AKA the story where Luo Binghe gets to take his chances as Scum Villain and transmigrator

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    22 Jun 2024

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    ....Beautiful long fic. Even snuck in other character references: Hua Cheng (and Ghost City!), Xie Lian, Lan Wangji (poor wwx), and Mo Ran (What you, dearest Arson, call him is too inappropriate for AO3)