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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Patrick Bateman has good days. Bad days. Terrible fucking days. Largely a plethora of terrible ones. He wades through the blood of each week, and wakes again, like a horrible ancient being of Hell to another Monday. This is his penance, he thinks. I have done nothing wrong, he thinks. I have died years ago and this is atonement, he thinks.

     

    Paul and Patrick, four months in the making, decide unmaking is just as good as it gets. Paul's a lover, Pat's a loverboy. Do you have an I feel statement to go with that?

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    11 Sep 2025

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    Absolute perfection. loved every second of ts. giggling and kicking my feet XD

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Hey, space cadet. Welcome back to planet earth.” He teases. My lip twitches briefly as I have to restrain myself from snarling, and he continues. “I was talking to you, you know.”

     

    Patrick has been having nightmares.

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    05 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    "...Are we still talking about Stouffers? It's really--mmm. Not that bad." I pause to chew. "If you think about it, everyone in our tax bracket would rather die than eat a microwave dinner, so it really makes me an exceptional case. I am the innovation."

    Patrick leans back in his chair, brows knitted, lips slightly parted, and I'm unable to discern whether it's a look of reluctant fascination or a horrified realization that the man he's unfortunately besotted with is an utter moron.

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    Patrick has a very special present for Paul Allen. Slobbish, annoyingly indiscreet Paul Allen. A long overdue valentine's day fic!

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    18 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    Patrick Bateman is about to commit the perfect murder. The ambiance is immaculate: a pristine apartment, an expensive bottle of wine, and Phil Collins crooning in the background. It should be a moment of pure, psychotic bliss. And then—he slips. What follows is a downward spiral of horror, humiliation, and the single most distressing moment of his entire existence: unwanted physical affection. Murder was supposed to be the worst thing to happen tonight. Patrick was wrong.

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    07 Feb 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Paul and Patrick are put to work on an account together, blah blah blah, you've heard this one before. I couldn't make it sound interesting if I tried.

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    02 Jan 2025