16 Works by Avaaricious
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AKA the "I thought you were a dude-bro and meant to swipe left on Tinder but I slipped. We matched and now I'm stuck talking to you" AU
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- Part 4 of Meet-Ugly
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AKA the "accidentally setting off the fire alarm in the building* and getting a pissed-off firefighter in return" AU
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- Part 9 of Meet-Ugly
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"Wow," Steve breathes as Team USA enter the stadium in their matching grey tracksuits. Green and orange and red spotlights slowly pan over the impossibly ostentatious obstacle course known as 'The Beast'.
"I know," Sam looks at it with a little less awe, "it's like Optimus Prime fucked the dragon from Shrek and they had a baby."
Steve turns on him, nose crinkled in disgust. "Oh, oh-- now I'm picturing it, make it stop, please--"
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Steve and Sam are contestants for Team USA on the Netflix 'reality sports entertainment competition' show, 'Ultimate Beastmaster'. Steve's pretty confident in his gameplan until he meets a competitor from Team Russia. Will he be able to keep his composure long enough to win?
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AKA the "We make cute eye contact across the street, but when you ride your bike over to meet me, you crash and concuss yourself" AU
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- Part 8 of Meet-Ugly
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In the wake of the Triskellion disaster, Steve needs a reprieve from the scrutiny of the government. He heads to Brooklyn to recharge, and also meet up with Becca Proctor (nee Barnes).
He doesn't expect what he finds.
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Based off this tumblr post by peterssquill:
Some cop, unlucky enough to pull over Captain America of all people: Sir um could I see ur... uh... license?
Steve Rogers someone who never bothered to get one: ....no
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- Part 6 of Meet-Ugly
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As long as I have a face, you'll always have somewhere to sit by Avaaricious
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
02 Aug 2019
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AKA the "My friends bet that I couldn't pick up someone using the worst lines I know, but I actually like you and don't want to screw up" AU
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- Part 7 of Meet-Ugly
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Selah (Hebrew):
exclamationOccurring frequently at the end of a verse in Psalms and Habakkuk. Given its context in the Bible, Selah is likely to mean “to praise” or “pause and reflect upon what has just been said."
Between a funeral and a mission, Steve takes Bucky for a walk.
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Once every few weeks found Steve fronting up to the media to answer questions. Given the desire for transparency, no media outlets were refused entry into the press conferences. Which meant some pretty shady journalists from shady institutions were in attendance.
Questions ranged from his involvement in SHIELD and how much he knew about what was going on, to insane, vapid and personal questions about the Avengers.
One such conference was going about as well as a fire in a dumpster, when someone from some cheap rag put his hand up.
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Wakandan Interlude by Avaaricious
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 May 2018
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Each day had a different goal, but the same over-reaching purpose: To keep his routine, learn how to belong, how to give back. To live as best he could. To love as best he could.
Set in the space between Bucky's defrosting in Wakanda and his entrance in Infinity War.
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Life goes on for Steve and Bucky as they enter a new century, but there are fixed points in the universe; things that are destined to play out a certain way no matter what.
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- Part 3 of Fixed Points
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When Bucky falls from the train in the Alps, Steve will do whatever it takes to mount a rescue mission, consequences be damned.
One possible outcome continued from my fic P.O.W.
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- Part 2 of Fixed Points
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AKA the "I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I'm going to stuff it down your throat" AU
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- Part 2 of Meet-Ugly
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AKA the "You're strapped to a table in a lab and I've come to rescue you, but you think you're hallucinating and kiss me" AU
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- Part 5 of Meet-Ugly
- Part 1 of Fixed Points
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AKA the "I get really sick on rollercoasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh... sorry... " AU
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- Part 3 of Meet-Ugly
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Expressive Force by Avaaricious
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Mar 2015
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AKA the "You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend" AU
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- Part 1 of Meet-Ugly