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Seokjin didn’t mean to become a saint. He just wanted the paycheck and maybe a kitchen with real eggs.
Instead, he crash-lands on a haunted spaceship, meets a grumpy pilot with great hands, a glitter-powered alien on a space bean high, a suspiciously hot ex-assassin named Velvet, and three other idiots. His fake medical degree is too real, his powers keep waking up in public—and across the stars, something is watching.
The galaxy is shifting. A cult is rising. And some fates are harder to outrun than others.Orbiting Idiots is a chaotic, slow-burn space AU full of found family, questionable romance, emotional damage, and exactly one haunted kettle.
Featuring:
Kim Seokjin, reluctant saint and glitter doctor;
Min Yoongi, grumpy captain and accidental weapons expert;
Jung Hoseok, Solari alien powered by chaos;
Kim Namjoon, brainy himbo with dream thighs;
Park Jimin, assassin-for-hire with sparkle-based emotional debt;
Jeon Jungkook, mysterious golden boy;
Kim Taehyung, who has been married this whole time and you just forgot.In space, no one knows what the hell they’re doing.
💥 This Is Not a Drill. It’s a Glitter-Powered Death Spiral™
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Bookmarked by Azriel29
27 Jun 2025
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04 Apr 2025
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Burnt out and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, famous internet chef Kim Seokjin goes to Jeju to try to unwind. Instead, he finds a husband. Accidentally. Selkie Yoongi is sweet and silly, and exactly what Seokjin needs.
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The super fun adventures of The Best seal boy Yoongi and his absolutely 100% legal husband, Seokjin.
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Bookmarked by Azriel29
11 Feb 2025
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Two for One; Under the Influence; Be Good; Help! I Became Too Sexy!; Small and Powerless; I'm Sorry; Why Make Love When You Can Fuck?; Take Care of It; Don’t Take Dares From Jisung; This Is Love; Lost and Found; Maraschino; Worth the Risk; Housewife; No Room for Ego
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03 Jan 2025
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Bookmarked by Azriel29
02 Jan 2025