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“You need to learn to have some empathy like me, Healy. You need to listen to that guys jazz piano bullshit and do a bit of crying, and you’d get me.” March replies, turning his head back, his hand generally flapping in the direction of the piano, where the young man was now playing some different, upbeat song.
“But not this music, the- the sad shit. HEY PIANO MAN! PLAY SOME SAD SHIT! MY FRIEND HERE DOESN’T HAVE EMPATHY!” March shouts, waving his hands to get the man’s attention and the blonde does falter, frowning as he tries to figure out where the sound is coming from before turning his head back to concentrate.
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Or March is at a bar as usual, drinking his life away and Healy finally decides to step in and try to intervene. It doesn’t go well.
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My Aventio Oneshots by Bananafishfreak
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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Pretty much I write a stupid amount of Aventio even though they're only one shots in class and I want to share them ❤
Either Dr Ratio, Aventurine or Aventio Oneshots
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Little spats of writing for my lil gay guys
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⚠ I am keeping this up for the sole reason of showing off my work because I'm still proud but I DO NOT SUPPORT CC!WILBUR OR HIS ACTIONS!!! #ShelbySupportGroup ⚠
A little bit of angst of C!Quackity living without C!Wilbur
(Spolier: he died :( )
(I did this for a school assignment..)
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From The Corner Of Which I Belong (Geo's Never Finished Drafts) by Bananafishfreak
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 May 2023
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⚠ I am keeping this up for the sole reason of showing off my work because I'm still proud but I DO NOT SUPPORT CC!WILBUR OR HIS ACTIONS!!! #ShelbySupportGroup ⚠
These are all SBI (mostly) AU's I've either never finished or have no clue where to go from <3
So far:
- How To Raise King Of The World
- The beginning of a tommy-centric soccor AU
- Techno being in a cult
- baby tommy :)))
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The Wire Mother by nopaintjustpain
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
24 May 2026
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I lived with this hunger long before the Hail Mary. This is nothing new. I’m fine.
Right up until Rocky asks another question.
“When last time you touch other human person skin, question?”
Oh. Oh no. “When I… a few days after I first woke up here.”
Rocky starts to relax for a split second, but then tightens when something occurs to him.
“Grace crewmates dead when you wake up. You said this, statement. You not even know your own name, remember nothing, see dead bodies, confirm?”
I nod, because if I open my mouth I will gag.
“When last time Grace touch ALIVE human person, question.”
I swallow thickly. I don’t answer aloud because I know Rocky can hear the hitch in my breath. My stomach churns with fresh bile. He senses my vital signs tick over into stress patterns and goes very, very still again.
“Grace. When last time, question.”
I clench my jaw so hard my temples ache, and beg him with my eyes to just stop.
“Grace. Please say not when… when Evil Stratt humans put you to sleep.”
I can taste grass.
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AKA: Grace starves for more than just food on the journey to Erid.
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- Part 1 of Ave Maria
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28 May 2026
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wouldn't you like to know? by ashaleya-birb (ashush)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 Feb 2026
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“Aventurine,” Ratio says, gravely, “The piercing is on my penis.”
And purely because he wouldn’t have risen to the heights of luxury without being utterly shameless, he has the gall to request, “...Show me anyway?”
It is, indeed, a very shameless request to ask of someone. Luckily for him, as it always is, Ratio doesn’t quite mind; whether that was because it didn’t matter where piercings were done, art is art and all that, or that he just drank enough glasses of wine to give him liquid courage. Both possibilities are entirely debatable. He hesitates for a second though, yet ultimately decides the best course of action was to begin tugging down the gray sweatpants, letting it pool around his knees.
Fuck it, he might as well drool.
Ratio has a few secrets up his sleeve, on his back, and inside his pants. All in the name of simply appreciating the aesthetics of body art, a gallery of ink painted on flesh and precious gold etched within it, while spreading knowledge along the cosmos.
or: Aventurine’s (not-at-all biased) artistic critique of Ratio’s body.
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23 Feb 2026
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Aventurine turned to look at Ratio, meeting eyes with himself instead.
He stared, frozen in place, the power of the cornerstone responding with a wave of energy. This comfort was short-lived.
Aventurine watched Ratio settle into his own body, the visceral confusion and shock unmasked on
Aventurine’sface. He hated the fear inhiseyes.Stripped of their physical forms, they find themselves stuck in vulnerability – for Aventurine, who has perfected the art of masquerading since young, and Dr. Ratio, who keeps his true feelings under wraps, a horror scenario come true.
It's awkward and strangely tender to look upon one's own face carrying a different soul. Perhaps it's exactly that tenderness which will lead to their embrace beneath the blanket of night, and so much more…
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21 Sep 2025
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. "Diamond thinks you are the suitable person for this affair, and I can't think of anyone more fitting for this job than you," said the lady with pink hair, giving him a mysterious smile after he finished fumbling through all the documents.
"You mean I'm a professional in selling off my body?... Sorry for the bad joke, ma'am, but... this is absurd... who in their right mind would want me as their omega?" Aventurine laughed, but no
mirth reached his eyes—none had since his sister and clan were slaughtered."I don't think you can call Dr. Ratio someone who isn't in their right mind."
"Wait—you're talking about Dr. Ratio? That Dr. Ratio with the high-and-mighty attitude and that handsome bust of his?" This isn't some sick joke, right? Why would that proud and prickly Alpha agree to marry someone like him—a defective omega with a long list of body counts (both that type of body and *that* type of body)?
Aka: Ratiorine Omegaverse arrange marriage AU
Main story already finished at chapter 16, may uplod special episode later 🥰
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- Part 1 of Petrichor Dreams
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05 May 2025
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as the rope snaps by enduringlandau (protectorfromafar)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
23 Apr 2025
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While taking the place of a fellow colleague at a bland IPC gala, Ratio recognizes a familiar face amongst the crowd, but not in a familiar state of dress.
Or, Ratio accidentally stumbles on Aventurine cross-dressing for espionage, and Aventurine unravels Ratio at his core.
Or, the sexual tension between them finally snaps.