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    Someone asked Rozanov a question that June missed because of her wandering eye. She chastized herself. What was the point of a journalist who didn't actually take note of what was being said?

    "Our strategy has been to focus on fundamentals. Without Hollander on the second line, it—oh, hi, Sonya."

    June's ears perked up. Sonya? Rozanov leaned down behind the table as if he'd dropped something, and when he came back up, it was with a little girl June recognized as Sofia Hollander-Rozanov. Rozanov got her settled in his lap, kissed her cheek, and looked out to the room.

    June's a small-time sports journalist at a small-time publication, frustrated with what she's assigned to cover. She's expecting another dry post-game press conference from Ilya Rozanov... and then something unexpected happens.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Everybody thinks hockey players are stupid. Having an accent certainly doesn’t help.

    Ilya Rozanov never bothered correcting people, but it wasn’t his job to fit their expectations either.
    He wasn’t hiding it, it just wasn’t important, and he wasn’t the type to show off (oh, Shane would laugh at that, but for this specific aspect it was true).

    It just never came up. Until it did.

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    08 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Shane Hollander drunk dials his fiancé whose phone was commandeered by the Ottawa Centaurs the second they saw "Jane" flash across the screen.
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    For all he teases Shane about being the most boring man on the planet, it's really what Ilya loves most about him. With Shane, there is a certain security in the boring-ness of it all. Ilya knows that before his game, Shane put his right sock on before his left and drank his disgusting green smoothie, and Ilya knows that, win or lose, he will end up curled up in his hotel bed going over game footage, analyzing every move he made. He also knows that through all of this, the weight of a ring will sit on a chain around his neck. While its a seemingly newer addition to the boring routine, its a reminder of Ilya's favorite constant in Shane's life; the fact that through every step in his day for the past 11 years he has loved Ilya Rozanov.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Kinesiology professor Shane Hollander was married, the singular known fact of his personal life which has never been tested. However, the arrival of a new psychology professor Ilya Rozanov brings new information to the table that twists everything into a mess, prompting a year-long investigation led by an ambitious student club on an online forum.

    The truth behind this mystery featuring wedding rings, missing lunchboxes, mistresses (Jane? Lily?), a jacket, and a couple birthday celebrations must be uncovered.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    “So,” the reporter says, tilting her microphone just slightly, “can you explain why you were seen picking up Hayden Pike’s children the other day?”
    There it is. Ilya blinks once, slow, thoughtful. Then he shrugs. “Can I explain?” he repeats. “Yes.”
    She perks up.
    “Will I?” he continues. “No.”

    Across the country, Hayden Pike is doing the exact same dance under a very different set of lights.
    “Hayden,” a reporter says, “people are wondering why Ilya Rozanov was the one to pick up your kids.”
    Hayden exhales slowly. “Well,” he says, dry as dust, “there wasn’t a single nanny available. Not one. City-wide shortage.”

    or, Shane and Ilya had to look after Hayden's kids and Ilya picks them up from school, the public reacts, everybody is confused.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry
    So excited to be taking @ShaneHollanderNHL’s movie premiere virginity at the X-Squad: Origins showing tonight. Who died and made you the hottest date a girl could have? LA, you’re not ready for us!
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    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
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    Rose Landry ✅ @RoseLandry
    @Rozy81 Wish you were here! Enjoy the empty house 😉

    Ilya Rozanov ✅ @Rozy81
    @RoseLandry Enjoy my husband.

    Alternatively: Ilya Rozanov, home alone.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

    Or:
    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    03 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 12

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    Ilya groaned but his dick was soft still, Shane leaned down and started to mouth at it through his pants

    “Uhhh daddy?”

    Ilya immediately pushed Shane off with a laugh

    “No no Hollander I do not think that will work.”

    Shane was red, he rolled his eyes

    “Asshole I was trying to help you! It was weird anyways.. why aren’t you hard? Are you thinking of something?”

     

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    ❗️NOT A DADDY KINK FIC BTW ❗️
    Ilya gets on anti depressants and his dick don’t work no more but Shane is the dick wizard

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Hayden picks Ruby and Jade up from ballet. He wishes he never did.

    Or, Shane Hollander thirsts in public.

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    27 May 2026

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    David just wanted to do something nice for his son, not question whether or not he went wrong somewhere along the line.

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    26 May 2026

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    Four times people assume Shane is lying about his husband.
    And one time they’re proven wrong.

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    22 May 2026

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    22 May 2026

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    Shane is injured, the hospital food is beige, and Hayden Pike thinks he's doing a good deed by adding Lily to the group chat.
    He doesn't realize Lily is actually Ilya Rozanov in a neon green tracksuit, currently flying across the Atlantic with five other unhinged Russians to perform an emergency medical extraction.

    Or

    Technically, Lily is a state of mind. And that state of mind is currently holding a crowbar.

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    20 May 2026

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    Hollander as an opponent has always been focused and precise and an absolute nightmare for a defenseman, the kind of player you dread facing.

    Hollander as a teammate is…well, he’s still focused and precise, and intense about every drill and lift and film session to the point of being more than a little intimidating.

    Hollander on five-and-a-half beers and just as many chalupas is something else entirely.

    OR,

    The Centaurs get to know Shane Hollander.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    08 May 2026

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    Hayden would maintain to the end of his days that it was all Rozanov’s fucking fault.

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    After accidentally losing a ‘keepsake’ from Jackie in Shane’s bag, Hayden was determined to get it back quietly. So he did what any normal person would and sneak into his best friend’s hotel room.

    Unfortunately, that was also the day Ottawa (formerly Boston) Lily was visiting.

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    07 May 2026

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    “Wait, I could totally see that,” Connors says. “She wears reading glasses and he’s, like, obsessed with them. Sometimes on the road, he calls her from the bathroom and I hear him begging her to put them on.”

    “The glasses! I heard that too.” Shit, it must be a fetish, right? She doesn’t just happen to be old. Rozy likes that she’s old.

    Or: Cliff figures out why Ilya’s keeping his Montreal girl a secret. She’s not a girl at all...she's an elderly woman. Or maybe an elderly man?

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    06 May 2026

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    The hot mic incident was just the beginning.

    Now the internet watches in real-time as Ilya’s Spotify playlist gets leaked (with NOTES), Shane attempts subtlety (narrator: he fails), they bicker about boy bands on late night TV, someone admits to having a ring for six months ON TWITTER, and approximately 20 different social media platforms collectively lose their goddamn minds.

    Featuring: journalists having breakdowns, Reddit threads that require moderator intervention, TikTok compilations with 1.2M views, brand partnerships from Skittles, a plague of engagement speculation, and two hockey players who cannot stop being chaotic disasters on main.

    The fandom was writing fic about them. Turns out reality is messier, queerer, and somehow MORE unhinged.

    [or social media reacts to the week following the Hot Mic Incident™, told entirely through tweets, Reddit posts, Instagram stories, podcast transcripts, and the world’s most romantic Spotify playlist]

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    06 May 2026

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    The flight attendant just shook her head. “No, sir”, she said slowly, enunciating just a tad too much, like she was talking to a bunch of idiots, “I’m certain that’s not a misspelling. There are two entirely different names on your boarding pass and your passport, I am afraid”

    “They can’t have misspelled it that much, that can’t be true!”, Barrett exclaimed, still laughing.

    But Ilya’s heart dropped as realisation hit.

    She was right.

    There were two entirely different names on there.

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    OR: after Ilya takes Shane's last name, he forgets to book his own flight and the entire team gets a good look at his passport. Which definitely doesn't read "Ilya Rozanov" - no matter how wrongly you might spell Rozanov.

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    06 May 2026

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    + One Time They All Had His Back

    Set after the events of The Long Game.
    Ilya Rozanov was well known to be a menace. He liked living loud and never shied away from a fight. After Shane's transfer to the Ottawa Centaurs he settled in some ways, in others he got infinitely worse. One thing they hadn't accounted for was how disgustingly in love with his husband Ilya was. Ilya was not going to let them forget.

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    06 May 2026

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