BlueLavalamp



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    Tommy wakes up in a book he's read once before, now casted as an infant prince named Theseus-- that would have been fine if this infant isn't destined to die at the age of fifteen by the hands of his own royal brother.

    Tommy as Theseus will not have that.

    He'll be changing a few things in here. For one, he will not be called Theseus. That's such a gaudy name. Who the hell chose that-? Oh right.

    The brother who is going to execute him.

     

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    OR The SBI Who Made Me A Princess AU we all needed.
    OR OR Tommy gets stuck inside a book and he has to use childish charm to change fate.

    (The Rewrite)

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    26 Oct 2025

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    Ch 1 rewright of Who the everloving fuck made me a prince Tommy fic.
    IT'S BACK! The fic that you never lost hope in.
    It's back

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    Tommy doesn't like being called useless, he dislikes this word as much as he despises meаt. Yet it becomes a consistent part of his life and Tommy hates it. He hates how easy it is for his family to call him “useless” at times when it's so obvious he's only a little bit above average. Even Tubbo says it sometimes, with no acknowledge of his own words.

    Determined to show his family how awesome he can be, Tommy sets off on a new adventure. Eventually, he stumbles across a strange man, who lives in the woods, away from people. And what's up with all those rumors about a vicious beast, who is lurking in that very forest?

    At the same time, Wilbur and Phil search everywhere in a desperate attempt to find their lost avian child.

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    30 Sep 2025

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    Origins smp
    Somone REALLY liked one so Read latter when feeling down

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    Hesitantly, he presses a trembling hand to the glass.

    The entire universe is spread out underneath his finger tips, hundreds upon hundreds of stars swirling in constellations he doesn't know, a melting pot of dazzling colors, vivid pinks and deep blues, swatches of yellow and green.

    If he squints, he can make out planets. Tiny little dots, hardly bigger than the nail on his pinky finger. That little grey one must be Lestea, the trade moon they just left, but the others? he has no idea.

    One of them must be earth. How ironic is that he's the first human to ever leave the Milky Way Galaxy, and all he wants to do is go back home?

    (In other words; After rescuing Tommy, sbi and co. embark on a roadtrip through the Esempi Galaxy to return him to his home planet, Earth. They make a few pit stops, piss off some shopkeepers, make some strange friends, and learn how to be family along the way)

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    16 Jun 2022

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    Chapter 25: The REALLY good fic where Tommy's stuck in space and the crew actually tries to bring him back home. He has souvenirs from every corner of space under his bed and a reminder of every person he's met.
    Your most FAVORITE fic ever.

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    “Perfect. Absolutely perfect.” Phil takes a scone, nodding. “Have you taken out any life insurance lately?”
    Techno only laughs. Phil laughs too. They laugh for approximately fifteen seconds. It’s weird.

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    or: techno takes on a sketchy babysitting gig to make some money. he’s not entirely sure they’re not trying to murder him.

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    04 Sep 2022

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    This is just like... really good. Surprisingly. Like Crack but like a high quality Crack, heroine Crack.

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    “So, theoretically, if I were to trade my soul with you, is it possible to get money in return?”

    A drag of silence passes. The demon’s smile fades into a blank expression that could almost be called confusion.

    “...Yes…” The demon trails off. “You could, but couldn’t you go bigger than that?” It phrases the question as an offer, a chance to make the deal at least a bit complicated. Demons don’t like simplicity, it seems.

    Shame, because that’s all sleep-deprived Wilbur cares for.

    “What could be bigger than Money?” Wilbur asks, raising his eyebrows and clapping his hands together. He then winces with a curse, having forgotten about the fact his palm is still sliced open.

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    31 Aug 2022

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    A new favorite