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Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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"I'm afraid Sizhui has outgrown story time," Lan Wangji says, though his son's fallen face at the words suggests otherwise.
"Oh c'mon!" Wei Wuxian cajoles. "I'm not talking about little kids' fairy tales here. My story is a literary masterpiece. A tragedy! There will be no happily ever after, no true love's kiss, no empty platitudes designed to help children sleep peacefully at night. We're talking star-crossed lovers, death and suffering and betrayal, we're talking war and destruction, we're talking irredeemable creatures of the dark! I'm not worried that he's too old, but he might be too young."OR
Snowed in for the night with a strange visitor, bookshop owner Lan Wangji and his son listen to Wei Wuxian's fanciful tale of magic and spies and vampires.
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(Podfic) High and Low by BluebeardsWife, Brur for BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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"What the fuck do you even want this shit for?" Jiang Cheng asks. "A grown man smoking weed for the first time to impress his crush has gotta be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, even coming from you! Especially since Lan Wangji is, like, the most straitlaced rule-follower in the world. He's more likely to call the cops on your ass than be impressed."
"First of all," Wei Wuxian says, "we are not going to smoke it."
"We?"
Wei Wuxian ignores the interruption. "Second of all, Lan Zhan is not my crush. He's my coworker that I'm bullying into being my friend and whom I happen to like a lot and maybe possibly want to bone a little."
Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes.
"Third of all, I'm not trying to impress him. I'm trying to—" Wei Wuxian waves his hand and wiggles his fingers, as though trying to conjure his next words out of thin air— "meet him at his level."-OR-
The one where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji secretly do opposite drugs to impress each other.
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Cloud Recesses Diet by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Feb 2026
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Suburban realtor couple Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian have to adjust their lifestyle when one of them starts craving human flesh.
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Falling for You by BluebeardsWife, chefmanardee, Green_Riot, Irolynn, lumipoke, ohnezeit (schatzi483), Omg_its_Birdie, opelemmescootpastya
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2026
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It’s simple, really. Lan Zhan is the best person ever, and therefore, he deserves the best birthday ever.
This January 23, Wei Ying takes Lan Zhan on the adventure of a lifetime.
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Straight Up by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Jan 2026
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"I've never even kissed anyone before, Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian reveals his greatest shame. It's okay, though, because it's Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan would never judge him for it. "I don't know how! What if I go to kiss her, and I do it wrong, and I, like, bang our heads together and knock her out and have to take her to the ER? Or what if I go to kiss her and slobber all over her? Or what if I go to kiss her and miss her lips and stick my tongue in her eye? What if I—"
"Wei Ying," Lan Zhan says calmly. Ah. This one means, you're running away with your thoughts, Wei Ying. Calm down and come back to the point. Lan Zhan is so good with words.
"Right," Wei Wuxian says with a sigh. "So. You've been with women before, right, Lan Zhan?"
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Oblivious "straight boy" Wei Ying gets sex lessons from his "totally not in love with him and definitely very experienced" college roommate, Lan Wangji.
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High and Low by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Dec 2025
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"What the fuck do you even want this shit for?" Jiang Cheng asks. "A grown man smoking weed for the first time to impress his crush has gotta be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, even coming from you! Especially since Lan Wangji is, like, the most straitlaced rule-follower in the world. He's more likely to call the cops on your ass than be impressed."
"First of all," Wei Wuxian says, "we are not going to smoke it."
"We?"
Wei Wuxian ignores the interruption. "Second of all, Lan Zhan is not my crush. He's my coworker that I'm bullying into being my friend and whom I happen to like a lot and maybe possibly want to bone a little."
Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes.
"Third of all, I'm not trying to impress him. I'm trying to—" Wei Wuxian waves his hand and wiggles his fingers, as though trying to conjure his next words out of thin air— "meet him at his level."-OR-
The one where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji secretly do opposite drugs to impress each other.
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The Dog, the Fog, and the Lan Code Office of Morality and Ethics in Film by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Nov 2025
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So this is lust. Huh.The discovery would be much more exciting if Wei Wuxian wasn't currently sitting across from the object of his sudden and disorienting lechery, waiting to be scolded, while all his blood rushes toward his pelvis for some reason? While his skin buzzes with this strange new sensation; while his brain continuously spits out depraved scenarios and obscene images like a winning arcade game ticket dispenser. And while the curve of Lan Wangji's jaw where it meets the pale skin of his sleek, swan-fucking-like neck beckons Wei Wuxian like a flickering neon sign, screaming taste me! bite me! bury your face here!
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Sparks fly on the Jinlintai Studios set when Lan Wangji, the promising new head of the Lan Code Office, is tasked with reining in director Wei Wuxian's infamously ribald style.