BluebeardsWife
Fandoms
Recent works
-
In a story told by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
"I'm afraid Sizhui has outgrown story time," Lan Wangji says, though his son's fallen face at the words suggests otherwise.
"Oh c'mon!" Wei Wuxian cajoles. "I'm not talking about little kids' fairy tales here. My story is a literary masterpiece. A tragedy! There will be no happily ever after, no true love's kiss, no empty platitudes designed to help children sleep peacefully at night. We're talking star-crossed lovers, death and suffering and betrayal, we're talking war and destruction, we're talking irredeemable creatures of the dark! I'm not worried that he's too old, but he might be too young."OR
Snowed in for the night with a strange visitor, bookshop owner Lan Wangji and his son listen to Wei Wuxian's fanciful tale of magic and spies and vampires.
-
(Podfic) High and Low by BluebeardsWife, Brur for BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Mar 2026
Tags
Summary
"What the fuck do you even want this shit for?" Jiang Cheng asks. "A grown man smoking weed for the first time to impress his crush has gotta be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, even coming from you! Especially since Lan Wangji is, like, the most straitlaced rule-follower in the world. He's more likely to call the cops on your ass than be impressed."
"First of all," Wei Wuxian says, "we are not going to smoke it."
"We?"
Wei Wuxian ignores the interruption. "Second of all, Lan Zhan is not my crush. He's my coworker that I'm bullying into being my friend and whom I happen to like a lot and maybe possibly want to bone a little."
Jiang Cheng rolls his eyes.
"Third of all, I'm not trying to impress him. I'm trying to—" Wei Wuxian waves his hand and wiggles his fingers, as though trying to conjure his next words out of thin air— "meet him at his level."-OR-
The one where Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji secretly do opposite drugs to impress each other.
-
Cloud Recesses Diet by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
Suburban realtor couple Lan Wangji & Wei Wuxian have to adjust their lifestyle when one of them starts craving human flesh.
-
Falling for You by BluebeardsWife, chefmanardee, Green_Riot, Irolynn, lumipoke, ohnezeit (schatzi483), Omg_its_Birdie, opelemmescootpastya
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
It’s simple, really. Lan Zhan is the best person ever, and therefore, he deserves the best birthday ever.
This January 23, Wei Ying takes Lan Zhan on the adventure of a lifetime.
-
Straight Up by BluebeardsWife
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
"I've never even kissed anyone before, Lan Zhan," Wei Wuxian reveals his greatest shame. It's okay, though, because it's Lan Zhan. Lan Zhan would never judge him for it. "I don't know how! What if I go to kiss her, and I do it wrong, and I, like, bang our heads together and knock her out and have to take her to the ER? Or what if I go to kiss her and slobber all over her? Or what if I go to kiss her and miss her lips and stick my tongue in her eye? What if I—"
"Wei Ying," Lan Zhan says calmly. Ah. This one means, you're running away with your thoughts, Wei Ying. Calm down and come back to the point. Lan Zhan is so good with words.
"Right," Wei Wuxian says with a sigh. "So. You've been with women before, right, Lan Zhan?"
-OR-
Oblivious "straight boy" Wei Ying gets sex lessons from his "totally not in love with him and definitely very experienced" college roommate, Lan Wangji.
Recent bookmarks
-
Our Eyes on the Road by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2020
Tags
Summary
Lan Zhan is silent for a long moment, and the van's speakers quietly pipe the second song on the album into the empty space between them. Then Lan Zhan shifts his hand a little on Wei Ying's leg, presses his fingers once into the meat of his thigh. "Alright," he says.
"Alright," Wei Ying echoes in a wheeze.
"Is that better?" Lan Zhan checks, because he is a good boy. Then he spreads his fingers out a little wider, because he is evil and must be stopped.
-
Lan Zhan is driving to Chicago. Wei Ying tags along.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,682
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 590
- Kudos:
- 7,859
- Bookmarks:
- 2,608
- Hits:
- 102,817
Bookmarked by BluebeardsWife
26 May 2025
-
Antiques Freakshow by fiftysevenacademics (rapiddescent)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Oct 2024
Tags
Bookmarked by BluebeardsWife
08 Sep 2024
-
Gentle Isn't Safe by Trogdor19
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
29 Apr 2023
Tags
Summary
“What made Inej Ghafa feel safe was knowing he’d give an entire city a plague to save her. That he’d leave splintered bones and broken men in his wake, if anyone stood between them. She knew what he’d done to earn the moniker Dirtyhands, and she wanted those hands on her, anyway.”
Series
- Part 1 of Without Armor
Bookmarked by BluebeardsWife
21 May 2023