BoneLord
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- Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF (15)
- Inception (2010) (4)
- Supernatural (TV 2005) (2)
- British Comedy RPF (1)
- IT - Stephen King (1)
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Lil' Al Horne jerks off to thoughts of Greg. That's it, that's the fic.
(Written for the bingo prompt - "Fic all in words of one syllable". Which is just diabolical, really.)
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The situation between Josh and Alex continues with a phone call and a request to do another task. And then another. Until Josh is left wondering how long this situation can last — and if he ever wants it to end.
Alex swiftly entered the room, closing the door again behind him. He was already dressed in his assistant suit, handsome as always.
A flush appeared on Josh’s skin. Of course it wasn’t someone from the crew. Of course it would be him.
[Includes art I commissioned at the end of chapters one and three!]
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- Part 2 of Would you like to kiss me?
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I've learned a bit about you. by BoneLord for Ohdoyoucomeonthen
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
26 Sep 2024
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What if Rhod actually had his kinky epiphany during the filming of series 7 of Taskmaster, while Alex has known the whole time?
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- Part 1 of Alex Horne/Everyone
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it's gonna be ecstasy (this place was meant for me) by BoneLord
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
01 Aug 2024
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Greg and Alex are on their NYC trip, and Alex is touch-starved. Central Park may be too public a place for them... but not if Greg has anything to say about it.
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Ever since Alex had entered Greg’s employ, Greg was saying things like this. Dropping little phrases here and there that implied Alex was something more than just his assistant. Statements that were so ridiculous and outrageous, it made everyone around them chuckle with slightly uncomfortable, barely disguised mirth. Alex didn’t take these declarations too seriously; he usually chalked it up to Greg being a gigantic flirt.
Because nobody actually has sexual relations with their personal assistants. Everyone knows that.
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The start of what I hope to be an extensive series of fics, where in each one Alex is paired with a different contestant (or multiple contestants!) from every series. Alex is my fandom bicycle, after all...
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This is a series of stories in an "established relationship" universe that I've created, with a consensual polyamorous vibe. They can all be read as standalones, and they are in no particular order! In fact, one day, eventually, I plan to write the "origin story" for how this all came to be. So, you can look forward to that. Hopefully! XP
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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(For the Taskhusbands Bingo prompt: fell into a parallel universe)
In 2001, Alex Horne is freshly dumped, drunk and just trying to get back to his college rooms when he trips and falls through time. In 2025, Greg Davies is on tour, lonely, and just trying to get back to his hotel, when he stumbles upon a much, much, younger version of his friend and co-host. Together they try to find a path home for Alex.
Update: now with FANTASTIC ART - end of chapter 2
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Bookmarked by BoneLord
22 Jul 2025
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The third dream is different. He's sitting at a table in a small kitchenette, bathed in warm pink light. A woman waits in front of him- the one from before. Red hair, pale skin. She’s beautiful in a frightening kind of way, like a painting of a fallen angel, or Joan of Arc. He knows it’s her before she speaks: the woman Seth said he’d fallen in love with on the Severed floor.
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Post-ORTBO, Helly’s world reorients. So does Mark Scout’s.
Bookmarked by BoneLord
12 Apr 2025
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I Want to Hurt You Just to Hear You Screaming My Name by ManicWolf
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
30 Mar 2025
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Rhod is fed up with Greg and Alex dodging their feelings, so he decides to take matters into his own hands, much to Greg's dismay.
Bookmarked by BoneLord
31 Mar 2025
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Mark Scout speaks to Helly R for the first time. Post season two finale.
Two shot.
Bookmarked by BoneLord
31 Mar 2025