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  1. Public Bookmark 61

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    After her victory against the White Frost, Ciri returns to Velen to tie up loose ends: slaying the last Crone, saving a friend, and answering an emperor.

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    29 Nov 2022

  2. Rec *

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    Somewhere between Aiden and his annoying habits, conversation tactics, and shitty contracts, Lambert realizes his loneliness.

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    26 Nov 2022

  3. Rec 11

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    “Brother?” came out of Geoffrey’s mouth before he could think better of it, “Don’t tell me another leech is going to crawl out of the woodwork,”

    “No, I don’t think he will come here. Too many bad memories--too many ghosts."

    “Yeah? Then what are you doing here, leech?”

    “My name is Mary,”

    “Why do I care?”

    “This may be the last conversation you ever have. For your sake, you might as well pretend it’s not with a monster,” She sneered, and the reds of her eyes glinted like tears, “And to answer your question: I’m here because I belong here. I suppose this may be a punishment,”
     


    Geoffrey goes to find a quiet spot to licks his wounds after his battle with Jonathan and instead finds himself a very unlikely friend.

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    24 Nov 2022

  4. Rec 76

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    As the Ashen One leaves, face still warm with affection, she could have sworn she saw the faintest shimmer amidst the eerie collection of statues. She smiles, and thinks it nothing more than the glimmer of snow in the wind.

    There is light in Irithyll after all, for so cold a place.

    (Later, Anri sees it too, but she’s still only clad in her mere tunic, her sword still by the altar where a wayward foot knocked it, and then she sees nothing at all.)

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    A fix-it for the Usurpation of Fire ending, where Yuria dupes them both but was telling the truth in a sense – the Ashen One binds her soul to Anri’s in the marriage and carries it along with her own through the rest of the journey, and it gives the both of them the strength to do what must be done. Sweet, with a certain Souls-appropriate amount of angst and gore, but with an ultimately happy ending.

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    21 Nov 2022

  5. Rec 6

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    Caution: when I started this I just wanted to write some fluff and romantic fluff. Orbeck saving the Ashen One's ass, fun magic lessons, two stupid and shy young people being in love with each other and cheesy fluff and shit.

    And then this... this happened. Please don't kill me.

    (Anri is female too here because girl Anri is the best.

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    21 Nov 2022

  6. Rec 11

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    This will ruin them both.

    OR, the confrontation at the cemetery goes slightly differently.

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    10 Nov 2022

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    “No, you don’t understand,” Wayne cut in, gesturing back at the abandoned warehouse at the edge of the taped-off scene. “These–kidnapping attempts–always start out the same way. Remove the clothes. Humiliate the victim. Make them feel powerless, so they’re less likely to fight back. Remove all sense of their personality so they’re more likely to comply–”

    Jim tuned out his rant slightly, examining the small bats on Wayne’s boxers. Ignoring the fact that no underwear was meant to be worn that tight, the tiny decorations were almost…familiar.

    “–well, guess what, kidnappers?” Wayne punctuated his point with a jab of his hand, gesturing at his underwear. “I don’t feel powerless. My personality is right here–-”

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    03 Aug 2022

  8. Rec *

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    Or: The three-button rule. Clark Kent becomes acquainted with Bruce Wayne, and his excellent taste in suits.

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    02 Aug 2022

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    Bruce Wayne has weathered scandal before, and Wayne Enterprises can handle another publicity crisis. What Bruce can’t handle is one crashing up against his plans to infiltrate Lex’s estate. Set during Batman v. Superman.

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    31 Jul 2022

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    Whipping through the air of towards the Gotham-Metropolis harbor, the rope drags Clark behind the Bat Plane like pantsless, recalcitrant steerage.
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    They clear the last line of skyscrapers in seconds. For a moment, they’re sailing brilliantly through the air, the bay shimmering with sunlight below them; the shelf of stormclouds blowing in from the east, still distant enough to promise a golden morning. And then the white-capped waves of the bay fill the rim of his vision as Bruce pushes the plane into a steep dive towards the water.

    Seconds before they hit, the plane pulls up and skims across the water, skipping Clark across the surface like a pebble. He grits his teeth and clamps the rope as hard as he dares to make sure each bounce doesn’t launch him free of the grapple line.

    The plane whips around in a tight turn as it decelerates under the span of Junction Bridge. They come to rest a meter above the water, within spitting distance of morning traffic. Brakes squeal as commuters swerve to avoid where the drivers ahead of them have abandoned their cars to dash to the railing. The situation escalates, as the crowd grows on the bridge; Clark’s already heard two near-misses as pedestrians were nearly clipped by startled drivers.

    Bruce is making a spectacle of themselves. And people will get hurt if he keeps this up.

    In a flash of temper, Clark doesn’t entirely compensate for the the loss of momentum.

    Instead of tumbling onto the wing, he smacks into the rear of the plane with enough force to rattle the cockpit. Clark rebounds off of it and scrabbles at the back fins as he slips down into the water. Between gasps, he grabs wildly for the plane, but Clark Kent, reporter, is fighting a losing battle. He breaches the surface one last time before he disappears beneath the waves.

    The shadow of the helicopter circles overhead as the crew goes kicks up a flurry of comms traffic. “He’s disappeared! He isn’t resurfacing! Quick, get Search and Rescue here!”

    The Bat Plane’s shadow should disguise what he plans to do next. He kicks his legs in a lazy stroke, and surfaces just underneath the cockpit. Above him, Bruce calmly monitors his instrument panel.

    Clark lays a hand against the belly of plane, and squeezes.

    The hull crumples as he jerks the plane down into the water. With another small flick of his wrist, he rips into the fuselage, and pulls. The whole fuel cell assembly comes away clean in his hands as rescue foam deploys to stop the plane from hemorrhaging more fuel.

    There’s no reason Clark has to pretend any of this is hard. Bruce doesn’t need to be reassured about their common goddamn humanity.

    He waits until the helicopter banks towards them, turning the camera into the glare of the sun. With the cockpit of the plane blocking him from view of the crowd on the motorway, Clark crushes the fuel cells into a compact ball. He aims, pulls back his arm, and lets it fly. Easy as throwing a baseball around with his pa, the metal ball that had been the Bat Plane’s fuel tanks streaks out of the atmosphere.

    “What the hell are—” Bruce mutters. He smacks a button on the console. The grapple rope retracts, jerking Clark back under the water, across the underbelly of the Plane, over the razor sharp edges of the hole he just ripped, and hauls him up onto the front gliding wing on the vehicle, glasses slipping off his face to sink beneath the choppy waves.

    Jesus Christ. A sailor knows what that was, the implication of it.

    He spies the helicopter dipping out of the sun’s glare, and collapses onto the wing, panting raggedly.

    Clark raises his head minutely, locking eyes with Bruce through the canopy. With his shoulder, he jams the comm on. “Keelhauling, Bruce? You’re not my captain, and you have no authority to punish me. Whatever the hell you want, you’re going to have to come out here to get it.”

  10. Rec 58

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    Things are getting quite uncomfortable in the BatCave.

    [Warning: Crack drabble + bad art inspired by bonehandledknife's epic/smutty crack fic Detachment]

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    26 Jul 2022

  11. Rec *

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    After Ahsoka Tano discovers 12-year-old Luke Skywalker on Tatooine, she takes him under her wing and around the Galaxy. Meanwhile, Darth Vader has found Bail Organa's force-sensitive daughter and has started training her as an Inquisitor. A chance encounter between the twins brings their opposing worlds crashing together.

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    25 Jul 2022

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    Bruce wakes up in a nice house in the suburbs next to the love of his life. Clearly, something nefarious is going on.

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    25 Jul 2022

  13. Rec 29

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    It's midsummer, 2006. In the wake of his son's death, Bruce Wayne tries to outrun his grief on a cross-country road trip. When his car breaks down on a dusty road in the heart of Kansas, a friendly stranger stops to lend a hand.

    Artwork for the 2017 Superbat Big Bang.

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    24 Jul 2022

  14. Rec *

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    After Clark's death, Bruce finally gets to know him.

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    24 Jul 2022

  15. Rec 28

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    After Clark's death, Bruce finally gets to know him. Artwork for the 2017 Superbat Big Bang.

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    24 Jul 2022

  16. Rec 13

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    Post-Doomsday, Clark isn’t dead, but he isn’t really alive either. Bruce is running out of ideas.

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    24 Jul 2022

  17. Rec 67

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    Codex detected. Commencing cycle four, phase one. Implantation sequence initiated.

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    24 Jul 2022

  18. Rec 86

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    Deep in a forgotten laboratory, a tank of green liquid simmers.

    Drawn for the Superbat Reverse Bang 2018!

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    24 Jul 2022

  19. Rec 71

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    Clark and Jimmy get sent to Gotham to cover a big museum exhibit opening, and score an interview with the famous benefactor, one Mr Bruce Wayne. AKA one of two Gothamites Clark is majorly crushing on. But when part of the museum reveals itself to contain yet another of Clark's weaknesses, he may have to shed his secret identity to let Batman know what's there and how he knows. Can Clark not only overcome his nerves about doing so, but also convince Batman that he is who he says he is?

    Art by butparalysis, story by hkandi

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    23 Jul 2022

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  20. Rec 85

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    Five times Batman used Superman’s detached penises for nonstandard purposes, and one time they used him.

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    86
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    12,649

    22 Jul 2022

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