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The emperor made no time stepping into Ness personal space of the cramped shower pod. It was no bigger than 2 and a half people, leaving only a little wiggle room for the now two bodies inhabiting it.
“Kaiser, do you need something?” Innocently Ness tried to ask, craning his neck to look at the man behind him. Ness was barely fully wet, the water hadn’t even drenched his thick hair yet, and here was Kaiser.
“Yeah.” He grabbed at Ness’ hips, “You, obviously.”
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KaiNessKai week, day 6: Shower Sex!!
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“Tickled…” it came out barely above a whisper, an unreadable expression still hidden behind loose curled bangs.
“Hah-?”
“They tickled me! Okay?” Ness exploded outward, “Sach and Gesner cornered me after practice and took me back to one of their dorms-"
“And then they tickled you?” Kaiser couldn’t help but laugh. It bubbled up from his throat and out as a burst of giggling. It was so bright and sharp that it cut right through Ness’ teary rambling.
“YES! And it was so awful and they wouldn't stop–!”
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Kaiser finds out what a joy it is to tickle Ness, and all the new possessive feelings that bubble up from the experience.
KaiNessKai week 2025 Day 4: Possessiveness
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“I thought we’d go to my tailor, then take the new suit out for a test ride,” Michael whispered low, breathy, and into Alexis’ ear, “And if you’re a good boy, you’ll be rewarded at the end of the night. So be my perfect dog. Okay Lexi~”
Alexis swayed under the spell that was Michael Kaiser. This must have been his plan. A special night of only Michael’s whims; planned, prepared, and carried out all by him. And of course, there were bound to be many hidden somethings in the small text of this arrangement.
An uncomfortable feeling settled in his bladder.
Alexis didn’t care. And took a sip from his second cup of coffee.
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KainessWeek2025 day 3: Kink Discovery
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Rin and Kaiser both asked Isagi out to a Halloween Festival. Poor Isagi couldn't say no to either one, and accidentally doubled book himself with two boys, who really like him but really hate each other. All Isagi can do is try his best to have a good time while keeping the two strikers from devouring each other to win his love and attention.
All while in Halloween costumes of course.
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Or a Halloween good fun comedy fic the rinkaisagi tag deserves!!
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Ness wasn’t a violent person by nature. In his youth, his parents' esteemed coworkers would often describe him as an innocent flower, the perfect quiet and calm child, nothing compared to the rowdy loud-mouthed siblings he shared genes with. He couldn’t hurt a fly, cried when worms shriveled up after a rainstorm, and had a mind incapable of comprehending violence.
Alexis Ness was a docile lamb.
That was, until it came to Michael Kaiser.
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Or the crazed teeth pulling isaness fic I promised !
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My collection of just ridiculously stupid ideas I have that somehow become Crazy:B fics.
Each fic can be read as a standalone, but if you enjoy one you will enjoy the rest I promise that.
ALSO! There's sometimes callbacks and inside jokes between all the fics in this series so there's another incentive to read them all :)
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The members of Alkaloid doing weird and wacky things, getting into insane messes, and just overall shenanigans.
You can read every addition alone or in any order, but there are occasional call backs to past fics for throw away inside-jokes.
Enjoy
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A storm traps the Blue Lock players inside the training complex during a reunion meant to celebrate their success. When the power fails and one of them turns up dead, it becomes clear the game isn’t over.
Isagi Yoichi tries to read the field the only way he knows how—by analyzing every movement, every motive—but strategy means nothing when the killer is already inside the formation.
As suspicion fractures the group and old rivalries resurface, Isagi has to decide who he can trust before the next whistle blows.
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26 Nov 2025
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Everything he does he first thought of Kaiser… Kaiser… Kaiser. In the all between he never realised when he has fallen for this man. Now if think when has that happened, it feels like it was always there, like he is meant to love him.
Maybe it happened when they are spending time in one of those off days,
or maybe it was when they are playing on the field,
or maybe when Kaiser first time open up about his dreams,
or maybe it was at the first sight, when he stand tall in front of him .
Or, Ness has always been in love with Kaiser, but when the blonde man come back to Germany after four years, things changes so much, it makes Ness question whether if he even knows Kaiser at all.
** ‼️LATE UPDATE ALERT ‼️ **
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22 Aug 2025
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Ness feels his lips twist into a smirk as he slips on Mikage Corp.’s real-time translation glasses. It’s Yoichi’s own fault for leaving his precious strategy journal lying around unattended. He flips impassively through the well-worn pages until he spots his name, and then Kaiser’s. Oh? This should be interesting.
“...Kaiser is objectively a beautiful person, plus his habit of mounting is just like those tsun characters who put up a front but actually want to be dominated in bed. Top Kaiser in KaiNess would just be enforcing the toxic, abusive seme trope.
Speaking of Ness, he may not be your stereotypical seme but the gap is too good to ignore. In public, he's Kaiser's lapdog but in private he's the one holding the leash. Baby faced semes are cute... I think the contrast between his cute face and strong body makes him a more compelling seme than Kaiser…”
The journal clatters to the floor.
“...Ness?”
His blood freezes.
“...Did you see it?”
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Isagi Yoichi has a secret that absolutely nobody can ever know.
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19 Feb 2025
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sweaty fingers push down on your throat, you say you like it rough (but it’s hard to think i do this out of love) by heavenbesideyou
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
02 Dec 2024
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Kaiser spits on the floor, a mix of blood and saliva landing on the carpet. He wipes at his mouth with the back of his hand and it comes away stained red. “Do it again.”
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Kaiser doesn’t give his heart to Ness, but sometimes, he’s lucky enough to see it bared to him.
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26 Jan 2025
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“What is it? Am I fucking dying?”
There’s nothing after that. The words hang thick in the air for a moment and fade away and there’s nothing. He exhales slowly and gets ready to leave the room when the doctor interrupts.
“No,” The doctor gestures for Kaiser to sit down. “Your body isn’t dying, it’s transforming.”
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Alpha Kaiser had one good thing until he lost it. And now he's at the door of the only man he's ever hated.
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20 Nov 2024