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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    Jon left heaven about thirty-five years ago. Skipping out might feel cowardly but if God can do it then so can he. Instead of taking over someone's life, he decided to be born again as Jonathan Sims. It suits him better than his old name anyways. Running into another angel when he started working at the Magnus Institute had been surprising but they quickly became close.

    Keeping it secret from Tim, Sasha, and Elias is surprisingly easy. Jon manages to keep a lid on it all until an angel attempts to hold Tim, Sasha, and Elias hostage.

    Or, Jon is the archangel Chamuel and Martin is an angel. Too many people are trying to start different apocalypses.

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    11 Nov 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jon and Martin end up somewhere else. And Somewhere Else just so happens to be the middle of the bunker, right in front of Sam trying to research.

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    10 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    The Rift is big, mysterious, and decidedly not a proper (or legal) interserver portal. Of course it isn't. Grian literally built it in his basement and doesn't remember a good part of the process.

    It's genuinely impressive that it's functional at all. Scar certainly didn't expect it to be when he touched it.

    Oh well. They were due for a vacation anyway, weren't they?

    (or: In which the Rift spits out three Hermits in the middle of Antarctica, a couple of weeks after the battle of New York. Stranded in a server larger than anything they've seen before, disconnected from the Hub and built on different rules than what they're familiar with, finding their way back home proves much more difficult than previously assumed — how do you even build an interserver portal in the middle of a deadzone while the world's code fights you every step of the way? Dealing with just one of these things is difficult enough.

    And that's without throwing shady government plots, superheroes and long-dead gods into the mix. The Admin Training Camp didn't prepare Grian for this.)

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Harry Potter has been reborn again and again into new bodies as the Master of Death, some of them not human, none of them exactly like his old one—but he has always helped to defeat Voldemort in each new world. Now he’s Harry Potter again, but his slightly older brother is the target of the prophecy, and Harry assumes his role is going to be to support Jonathan in his defeat of Voldemort. At least, that’s what he thinks until Voldemort comes that Halloween night, discovers what Harry is, and kidnaps him. The story of a long fight between Voldemort’s sadism and Harry’s generosity.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    A disastrous trip to a waterpark (thanks, Dudley!) unleashes almost 200 lifetimes worth of memories, and now Harry is stuck as a ten-year-old while his soulmate is a wraith set on killing him.

    A very old and cynical Harry sets about correcting Tom’s poor life-choices while avoiding Dumbledore and his Order’s panicked searches for the Boy Who Disappeared.

    As far as Harry is concerned, the whole world can fuck off. He couldn’t care less he’s finally Harry Potter again, or that he can finally see his original loved ones again. The only thing that matters is getting Tom back safe and sane and with his soul intact.

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    06 Oct 2025