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Eddie stood, taking the phone from the girl’s hand as he gave her a polite smile. “Thank you so much.”
“Of course,” she told him. “Your sons are the cutest; I hope you can bring them back again with your partner soon.”
Eddie felt himself go through whatever the physical equivalent of a bluescreen was in that moment. He felt something hit him square in the chest as his cheeks began to tingle at the implication.
She thought- she thought that Theo was his son…. And that Buck was his partner.
Oh.
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03 May 2026
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“Chris,” Eddie says, nudging him. “You wanna say hi? Properly?”
Christopher flips him off, discreetly, and then to Theo he says very sweetly, “Hi, Theo.”
Buck’s heart swells to thrice the size of whatever it was, and he’s hit with a rush of love so intense he’s tearing up with it. Eddie’s no better, eyes sparkling.
“Hi,” Theo says, and then presses himself back towards Buck, clutching his spider–man tightly. “You’re Buck’s big best friend.”
Christopher grins. “I am, yeah,” he says, cheesing so hard. “You’re Buck’s tiny best friend, aren’t you?”
Theo nods shyly. “Yeah.”
Christopher holds out his hand, tilting his head. “I’m Chris,” he says, and Theo takes it, his small hand cradled perfectly in Christopher’s palm. “What’s your name?”
“Hi Kiss,” Theo says, in awe. “My name is Theo.”
—theo meets the diazes.
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- Part 1 of baby buckley
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02 May 2026
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Basically writing crazy girl Eddie, being outraged at the fact that Chim brought Sam on to replace Buck, like RG wanted to give us.
Inspired from Jeggy on TikTok!
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- Part 4 of My 911 Episode Rewrites 🧡
- Part 60 of All of My Buddie Fics 🚒🏳️🌈
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23 Apr 2026
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Eddie Diaz: World's Most Embarrassing Boyfriend (jk Buck loves it) by giselleslash
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
17 Aug 2025
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Buck is surprised by Eddie's behavior after the two of them get together.
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19 Apr 2026
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Eddie diaz is in Texas, fighting for a relationship with his son. Instead of continuing to do Uber, he gets adopted by some drag queens who teach him to live himself and how to love freely.
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14 Apr 2026
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A Schitt's Creek/Heated Rivalry crossover. Wherein Patrick Rose-Brewer (and, reluctantly, his husband David) are hosting a watch party for the Stanley Cup final in 2017, and something happens on the ice that absolutely no one expected.
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- Part 1 of Never In a Vacuum
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12 Apr 2026
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“So,” Buck says, head spinning. He’s really feeling the alcohol now. They definitely should have eaten something before drinking. “No women.”
Eddie fumbles as he sets the bottle down on his bedside table. “No women.”
“What about men?” Buck blurts, which is—crazy, because again: neither of them are gay.
They’re just two straight guys. Two straight guys in Eddie’s bed, tipsy, and—and Eddie doesn’t want to sleep with women. Which means nothing.
Beside him, Eddie goes preternaturally still. “I would know, if I—you know.”
“Okay.” Buck’s hands twitch at his sides. “I—yeah. Me too.”
Then, very seriously, Eddie turns to look at him. “If I were gay, you would be my first call.”
Warmth blooms in Buck’s chest. Eddie’s so nice to him. “Dude,” he says, touched. “You’d be my first call too.”
Or: a story set in season 2 featuring tequila, Just The Tip, and, finally, a kiss.
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- Part 14 of cjo + 911
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29 Mar 2026
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When Eddie moves to LA, he only has a few goals:
1. Be a good dad
2. Be a good firefighter
3. Let himself live~
Or: a S2 AU where Eddie sleeps with men.
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29 Mar 2026
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Listen, Buck is not the kind of person who generally thinks of others as ugly. It may sound cliché and cheesy but he genuinely does believe there’s beauty in everyone. If someone is a decent person, then he doesn’t see what might be considered as flaws in their physical appearance. So, if he actually liked Tommy he probably wouldn’t care. He’d be a little surprised that he looks different than he thought, and then he’d move on.
But he doesn’t like Tommy. Tommy may be one of the most annoying people Buck has ever met.
And he’s also very, very ugly.
Or: Buck gets contact lenses and realizes his boyfriend is ugly. In the process, he also gets a new, much prettier boyfriend.Bookmarked by CanYouPatchTheLine
26 Mar 2026
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Amidst the vibrant chaos of the Los Angeles Pride Parade, an easy shift turns into a life-altering rescue that forces Eddie Diaz to confront the iron pillars of his past. Surrounded by a sea of colour and an unexpected reunion, Eddie finally faces the truths he’s spent a lifetime outrunning—leading to a realisation that will change everything.
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Aka it’s exactly what the title makes it sound like. Eddie grows conflicted and distracted on calls, thinking back to past events of his life, and finally gains the will to move past them and accept who he is.
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23 Mar 2026
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“I’m still a firefighter,” Eddie says adamantly. “That hasn’t changed.”
“But you have,” Buck counters. “You used to be the one who talked sense into me. You were the guy who made me think twice. But since you got back from Texas, you’re the one being stupid and reckless. Running into fires against orders, diving off fifty foot bridges--”
“You know, you’re such a hypocrite,” Eddie steps forward, jabbing an accusatory finger into Buck’s chest. “You would have done exactly the same thing if I hadn’t done it first.”
OR: Buck confronts Eddie about his recent recklesness.
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22 Mar 2026
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“Do none of you care about the children? It’s a bachelor auction, and you, my friend, are a bachelor. Abracadabra, put your name on the list.”
“I can’t,” Eddie repeats. He can’t. He cannot. “I’m not.”
“You’re not? Since when?” Chimney frowns. “Who?”
It’s not Eddie’s fault that, at that exact moment, Buck walks in. So it’s not his fault that he opens his mouth and says, “Buck.”
Or, Eddie trips and falls into a lightly fraudulent HR-disclosed "consensual romantic relationship" with his best friend. Really, if you think about it, it's a win-win.
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20 Mar 2026
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"Eddie?" Shannon picks up on the fourth ring. "Everything okay?"
"I kissed a man," he says.
The silence on the other end stretches for nine thousand years. Eddie can hear Shannon breathing. He can hear his own heartbeat slamming against his ribs. He stares at the apartment building through his windshield, at the lit window on the fourth floor that might belong to E. Buckley, and waits for his ex-wife to say literally anything at all.
"You what?"
"I kissed a man, Shannon. Just now. I was delivering food and he opened the door and I just— I kissed him. On the mouth. And I don't know why."
Another silence. Then a sound Eddie recognizes with dawning horror as Shannon trying very, very hard to suppress a laugh.
"Shannon."
"I'm processing."
"You're laughing."
"I'm processing." She fails spectacularly. "I'm sorry, I just— you kissed a man? Edmundo Diaz? The same Edmundo Diaz who wouldn't watch Brokeback Mountain with me because it made him 'uncomfortable'?"
"It did make me uncomfortable!"
"Yeah, Eddie, I'm starting to understand why."
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Being kissed by your Uber Eats delivery driver? Worse things have happened.- Language:
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16 Mar 2026
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To his left, a cluster of young men, barely old enough to be in here, were living their lives through their phone screens. They preened and posed, muscles straining against designer t-shirts, capturing manufactured moments of joy for an audience that wasn't here. Buck felt a surge of contempt so sharp and sudden it almost made him flinch. He’d been that young once, though his own brand of youthful idiocy had also involved running into burning buildings, not just perfecting a pout for Instagram.
To his right, a group of older men, their faces a roadmap of past disappointments, watched the younger crowd with a hungry, almost predatory nostalgia. They were looking for a night, an hour, a few minutes to feel like the men they used to be. Buck looked away. He was thirty-four, caught in the no-man’s-land between the two, and felt an uncomfortable kinship with both groups that made his skin crawl.
This was a mistake. He should have stayed home.
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A 34-year-old Buck and a 22-year-old Eddie meet at a gay bar and have sex about it. A lot of sex.Series
- Part 1 of Fast & Loose 'Verse
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13 Mar 2026
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What happens when two men go on Love Is Blind… and fall in love in the wrong room?
Eddie signed up to take a risk.
Buck signed up because he’s never stopped believing in love.Bookmarked by CanYouPatchTheLine
16 Feb 2026
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Eddie sighed, turning back to Christopher. “Mijo, look,” he deadpanned, pointing to the guy. “The Tooth Fairy decided to sit next to us.”
“You’re the Tooth Fairy?” Christopher asked, looking at him like he was Santa Claus and a superhero all rolled into one.
“Of course,” the man said, straightening up and puffing out his chest a little. “But you can call me Buck.”OR: Christopher loses his first tooth on a plane to LA, and a random stranger is there to save the day.
(A collection of semi-connected oneshots. AKA: My happy bubble)
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11 Feb 2026
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Thou shalt not make a virtual clone of thou's best friend by email_eddie
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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It happens so suddenly that Buck can hardly keep up.
He's working on making Sim Christopher study when, in the corner of the screen, a purple box pops up. It's replaced by an almost identical one right after.
"Buck and Eddie are both having their very First Kiss!"
And, of course, right there, on his very own screen, Sim Eddie is kissing Sim Buck.
Face flushed, Buck slams his laptop shut.===
Buck discovers The Sims 4. He's not NOT weird about it...
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06 Feb 2026
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Chris got kidnapped and after he got back to Eddie and Buck he became very clingy to Buck.
From moody teenager to the same little boy Buck first met.
How Chris being clingy made Eddie be clingy which ended Buck and Eddie being married.
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06 Feb 2026
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“Christopher, I need you to tell me what you said to Buck.”
Chris sniffles. “I didn't mean it.”
“Didn't mean what, mijo?”
“As soon as I-I said it,” Chris hiccups. “I knew I didn't m-mean it.”
“Chris-”
“I told him he's n-not my dad.”
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Buck and Chris get into a fight. Eddie has a lot of complicated feelings about it.
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27 Jan 2026
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“You know Andrew. He’s my best friend, a-and I care about him a lot. But, I thought about it recently, and I think… I think I like him, Dad. Like, like like him.”
Chris says it all basically in one breath, and looks up expectantly to Eddie once he’s finished.
Eddie feels like all the air’s been sucked out of his lungs. His mouth hangs open as he figures out what to say.
Or, Chris likes a boy. That’s fine, it totally is. It just leads Eddie to think and reflect on his own childhood.
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26 Jan 2026