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Paige learns that her uncle has been dating their nemesis, Buddy Crane. Well, she assumed he was their nemesis. Turns out he's also Kevin's boyfriend.
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Kevin has had chronic migraine headaches since he was in college, and the one he has today is a doozy. Fortunately, Buddy knows exactly what to do to help.
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chained to the heaven i like by CanadianVirgo
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
06 May 2026
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"I could…" Matt licks her lips and Jay's eyes drop to track the movement, sending flashes of heat to Matt's belly. "I could do it. If you wanted."
"You don't know how to go down on a woman," says Jay, sounding almost as breathless as Matt feels at the proposition.
"I can figure it out," Matt retorts indignantly. "It's not rocket science."
"Prove it," says Jay, but her voice is faint and her chest is heaving and she's looking at Matt with the kind of eyes that Matt has never dared even to imagine.
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Webseries Era Matt and Jay have lesbian sex and then it all goes to hell.
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"Uhhh," says Matt. The mouth, Jay said? His mouth? Jay has looked at his mouth? "You. I. Um."
"I haven't thought about it," Jay says in defense against some claim that Matt has not made, and the pinkish flush is a violent scarlet now. "Before just now, when you said I was sexist. But I'm proving—I'm not sexist. I would say a guy would give good blowjobs."
"You'd say I specifically would give good blowjobs," Matt says, finding his voice.
"Only so that you'd know I'm not sexist!" Jay says. There's an air of desperation to his voice now.
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After an injury, collegiate hockey player Nick Wilde needs a personal trainer to get back in shape. He's bitter about it, and then it turns out that his trainer is super cute. He can't seem to stop getting in his own way, though, and Finnick won't let him live it down.
If only Judy would give him a second chance...Series
- Part 21 of AUgust 2025 (WildeHopps)
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AUgust 2025 (WildeHopps) by CanadianVirgo
Fandom The Bad Guys (DreamWorks Movies), Zootopia (Disney Movies)
02 Jan 2026
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Collection of one-shots written for various alternate universe prompts.
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What it says on the tin.
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Bugs comes up with the clever idea to fake date Wile E to get back at Daffy. Unaware of how it would actually strengthen his own relationship and finally set in motion another.
Just a quick fic to get inspired again-
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30 Sep 2026
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Bugs's friend, Paul —or Porky, as he calls him, although Wile would rather not— has organized a barbecue for his acquaintances and friends.
Wile did not want to go. He had been very clear about this.
... Somehow, he attends anyway.The grill is now, for some reason, his problem. He did not agree to this either.
Bugs has found the wine, Sylvester has found a new way to torment his sister, and that hyperactive runner he dislikes so much will not stay still for two seconds.
Surely this is a recipe for an uneventful afternoon, right?
Surprisingly, yes.
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- Part 5 of Looney Neighborhood
Bookmarked by CanadianVirgo
25 Sep 2026
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1 Kiss forward, Several Chases Back by SMS_MU
Fandoms: Coyote vs. Acme (Movie), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies
10 Sep 2026
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Wile E. Coyote, finally finished with the trial and back to his regular chase of the Road Runner, is happy to have everything go back to normal.
At least until the bird kissed him.
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In which Wile E. finally learns how roadrunners court each other.
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Bookmarked by CanadianVirgo
18 Sep 2026
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Wile E.’s plastered to the road as surely as if an anvil had been dropped on him. His breath stills. It’s quiet enough to hear the blinks of the Road Runner’s eyes. He presses closer, beak pushing into flesh. Not hard. It doesn’t hurt. But it feels deliberate. Wile E.’s fingers twitch. He could reach up. Wrap his paws around the Road Runner’s neck. Open his jaws and clamp down on what’s all but being offered to him—but he can’t move, pinned in place by the weight of more than just a frail beak.
After the trial, Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner work out what they are to each other.
(One side has it much easier than the other.)
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- Part 1 of the future is bright
Bookmarked by CanadianVirgo
18 Sep 2026
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Chapter 1: Roadrunner off camera movie scenes
Chapter 2: Post-movie scenes
Chapter 3: Bonus content!OR the author making stuff up that didn't happen in the movie to feed WileRunner delusions
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- Part 1 of WileRunner Works
Bookmarked by CanadianVirgo
16 Sep 2026