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If allowed he’d crack open Eddie’s chest and crawl inside, make a bed in his lungs, rest his head on his heart. In the silence of a night long ago Steve confessed just that, thinking, this is it, this is the moment he leaves me, this is the moment he sees just how much I am. But instead, Eddie just grabbed Steve’s hand and pressed it just under the black widow tattoo on his chest, if I could let you, I would, it’s already yours.
Eddie Munson got his big break for his portrayal of Joey Q, an 80's punk rocker, obsessed with the Ramones, who will fight, and fuck, anyone. After a long day of meeting fans at his first convention Eddie ends his day back at his hotel where his version of home is waiting for him.
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With the crew fast asleep Stede investigates an odd noise coming from his quarters. He finds far more than he could have ever imagined.
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Kinktober : Marvel Edition by CantSinkMyShip
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
17 Nov 2019
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Kinktober :
Day 01 : Size Kink : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 02 : Dirty Talk : Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes
Day 03 : Role Reversal : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 04 : A/B/O : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 05 : Glory Hole : Tony Stark/Anonymous (until it isn't)
Day 06 : Thigh Riding : Natasha Romanov/Wanda Maximoff
Day 07 : Praise Kink : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 08 : Masturbation : Steve Rogers
Day 09 : Nipple Kink : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 10 : Daddy Kink : Natasha Romanov/Wanda Maximoff
Day 11 : Balcony Sex : Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Day 12 : Voyeurism : Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes, Phil Coulson/Clint Barton, Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes/Clint Barton
Day 13 : Hair Pulling : Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Day 14 : Public/Semi-Public Sex : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 15 : Mutual Masturbation : Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Day 16 : Cock Warming : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 17 : Monsters Fucking : Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
Day 18 : Cock Worship : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 19 : Spanking : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Day 20 : Sadism/Masochism : Phil Coulson/Clint Barton -
Always Mine, Always Yours by CantSinkMyShip for spookyscarygenderfuck
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2018
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Sometimes Jarvis lets Steve into Tony's personal floor, when Jarvis knows he really shouldn't be alone. But this time it all goes wrong when Steve finds a pair of women's underwear shoved into the cushions of Tony's too expensive couch. He really shouldn't be surprised, everyone warned him. But Tony has an explanation. One which, while a little confusing, turns out to be very arousing.
Things keep surprising Steve about the twenty-first century, and himself.
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Two men walk into a gay bar.
One thinks he’s straight, one thinks he’s vanilla.Both of them are idiots.
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09 Apr 2024
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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“You guys aren’t, like, sleeping together, are you?”
Stiles nearly gets beer up his nose. “Who said that? Nobody said that.”
“Doing the math,” she taps her temple. “You come out of his bedroom and then a week later here you are at my house looking like a lost puppy waiting for someone to come find you.”
Stiles sees no way out of the truth. She’s read him, and the situation, like a fucking book. “…so what if we were?”
She does this big long sigh, her eyes going up, her mouth in a grim line. She looks so unhappy, it’s like someone just told her that her dog has been run over. “I see this going poorly.”
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25 Nov 2023
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“You’re stubborn and a hothead. You’re impossible to work with and you’re stuck in the past. Nancy said you’d be hard work but this is fucking ridiculous. I’m here to do a job. You won’t let me change or even suggest anything.”
“Not true. I did change the turmeric for saffron.”
“Yeah and you’re about this close to jumping off a bridge before admitting that it actually does taste better.”
Steve could strangle him.
Because yes. The saffron does taste better. The saffron tastes so much better and the dish now makes Steve’s tastebuds soar and his eyes water and the only thing worse than admitting Eddie is correct right now, is admitting that that dish is miles fucking better since Eddie puts his hands on it.
And Steve finds himself wondering for a split fucking moment in between the rage he’s feeling, if everything is better with Eddie’s hands on it.
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Son of famous, michelin-star chef, Steve Harrington is trying to gain a star of his own after a stint in rehab that left him with a lack of inspiration, until his restaurant manager Nancy has an idea of her own to add a spark back into the kitchen.
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“Hey,” said someone behind him, tapping him firmly on the shoulder. “I used to have a vest just like that.”
Steve turned around and faced Eddie Munson, alive and in the flesh.
Eddie’s smirk faded into slack-jawed shock, then a theatrical but confused grin. He raised his hands and took a step back. “My bad. You look like someone.”
“You’re alive,” Steve said breathlessly. “Holy shit, you’re alive.”
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Steve gets a new job, and reunites with Eddie as he finds himself at the center of a morally questionable plot.
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12 Jun 2023