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Fushiguro Megumi is a sigma, a rare secondary gender that is equivalent to an alpha but exists outside the omegaverse hierarchy. Sigma males are just as irresistibly attractive as alphas but aren’t saddled with the same desires. Instead, they’re laser focused on their grindset. Love is the last thing on their minds.
For Fushiguro Megumi, this has all been true since he first presented as a sigma. Or has it?
[I wrote this while high on paint fumes. I don’t read omegaverse and my only knowledge of sigma males comes from memes so please understand that this fic comes from a place of the highest ignorance.]
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13 Mar 2026
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Scaramouche had trouble understanding the point of his body when he didn’t feel a single thing. He was an empty shell only used for war.
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Scaramouche gets railed by Dottore and his Clones as proof he can feel pleasure.
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- Part 1 of Scara’s Pussy Poppin Severely
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20 Oct 2025
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Still-hearted swallow finds a nest, Dragon’s voice resonates within empty chest by 69NBGOD
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Jun 2024
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Scaramouche arrives in Liyue with no objective other than to evade Nahida's surveillance for a time. However, the watchful gaze of the gods is not so easy to escape. The opportunity to investigate the Geo Archon's past intrigues him, but can Scaramouche really maintain the upperhand when faced with Zhongli's persistent hospitality?
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25 Jun 2025
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Scaramouche’s life was a maze of tangled thoughts and unresolved dilemmas. While others his age built relationships and chased success, he remained distant, preferring the edges of life over the center.
On occasion, he would feel a hollow ache, a yearning for something he couldn’t quite define. Yet he dismissed it as quickly as it arose, convincing himself he was above such needs, that solitude was strength. Deep down, though, he knew something essential was missing.
That was until a series of unplanned and spectacularly poor choices shattered his well-kept facade. It led him down an unfamiliar path – a messy, chaotic road he’d never planned to explore. He stumbled into something unexpected—something warm and genuine that made him feel alive in ways he never had. For the first time, Scaramouche felt a sense of belonging. He felt human.
Yet, his mind was a storm of contradictions. As warmth entered his life, so did fear, self-doubt, and the defenses he’d built over the years. These threatened to crush the fragile feeling before it could grow. Now, the question was whether he could hold onto this fragile sense of purpose or if he’d let his own chaotic mind destroy it–and his last chance at something real.Bookmarked by CarlWhatTheFuc
27 Oct 2024
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To celebrate Ryo getting 100,000 subscribers, Akira agrees to do the "boyfriend does my makeup" challenge. Results are mixed.
Modern AU with OVA characterizations.Series
- Part 1 of Demonetized
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19 Oct 2024
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Here at the end of all things by Hippie_Wizard
Fandoms: Devilman (Anime & Manga), DEVILMAN crybaby (Anime)
07 Apr 2024
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"Why? Why did you turn me into this?!”
"Simple. You wouldn't be here with me if I hadn't.” Satan's eyes were almost tender. A trick, for sure.
"Here with you? On the corpse of the Earth with its perpetrators?!” Akira tried to break away again.
"Why are you rejecting me?" Satan raised his voice for the first time, "Don't you see what kind of fire is burning inside me? My love for you made me compromise my plan in the hopes that you could survive the cleansing of the world.”
Akira looked into his eyes, “No! You are the Devil. You can't love me!”
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Satan is determined to make sure Akira survives not just the Apocalypse, but even beyond that.
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25 Aug 2024
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I need something to drink by WhydYouMakeHotNoodlesOnSuchAHotDay
Fandoms: DEVILMAN crybaby (Anime)
15 Jul 2023
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Since Akira has drank all the demon juice, Ryo decides to pursue Plan B to expose Koda's demon nature: seduce him.
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- Part 2 of dumb Devilman Crybaby fics
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25 Aug 2024
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i wave goodbye to the end of beginning by cryinglaughingatnight
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Jun 2024
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“I like you,” he says and Scaramouche just breathes. “You're really pretty.”
“You don't really know me that well, do you?” he muses and smiles a little. “A mysterious foreign exchange student. Who’s to say I'm not dangerous? Maybe I've manipulated you.”
He smiles the entire time as he says it though, not wanting Sethos to think it might be true. It could be, but it isn't. Sethos smiles back.
“Then I wouldn't care. I’d let myself get manipulated.”
“Oh yeah?”
“Yeah,” he breathes and he's looking down at Scaramouche’s lips.
“That's not very smart,” he whispers and watches, almost in slow motion, as Sethos reaches out a hand and brushes his fingers against Scaramouche’s cheekbone. His fingers are warm in the chilly night.
“I know,” he breathes. “I'm a little bit dumb.”
Scaramouche learns how to let go.
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- Part 2 of to be loved is to be changed
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10 Jul 2024
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chain hits my chest (when i'm banging on the dashboard) by cryinglaughingatnight
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 May 2024
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“How likely are you to trust me when I say I'm clean?”
Scara paused and stared at him, puzzled.
“Condom,” he said as if it really was that simple and Childe almost cried. He gave a sheepish smile and Scara took a long breath of realization.
“You're shitting me right now.”
Some beginnings are more complicated than others.
Childe knows this all too well.Series
- Part 2 of are you bored yet?
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10 Jul 2024
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cold sheets, where's my love? by cryinglaughingatnight
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Feb 2024
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“Hey,” Childe leaned down and whispered it against Scara’s parted lips. Scara’s stomach did a somersault and he made a small sound at the back of his throat just in time for Childe to tug on his hair and tilt Scara’s head back. “Just stay still and relax,” he said and placed a sweet kiss on Scara’s lips. “Let me take care of you, yeah?”
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- Part 1 of are you bored yet?
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10 Jul 2024
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College survival guide: strategies may vary
For Sethos, that means snatching a study table at the library, cramming a lunch break between classes, following some guy with a cool hat around campus, going to a party full of drunk peers...
...And dancing with Hat Guy?
The last two were unplanned. But in the end, one night was enough for him to survive.
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- Part 1 of Tales of Teyvat University
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04 Jul 2024
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the stupid ginger in scaramouche's biology class by ziubee
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Jul 2023
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Scaramouche didn't think that he could hate his biology class any more than he already did when the teacher put a stupid-looking tall ginger guy with cute freckles next to him…
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04 May 2024
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Scaramouche and Childe go on a picnic and Scara softens up and listen’s to Childe’s troubles.
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- Part 2 of chiscara highschool au
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02 May 2024
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Childe and Scaramouche get some forceful alone time to work out their differences and realize how stupid their rivalry really was.
Could be read platonically or romantically but it’s intended to be an opening for romantic chiscara
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- Part 1 of chiscara highschool au
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02 May 2024
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When Kozume Kenma joins the Tokyo Ballet Company, he changes Tetsuro Kuroo's life.
For most of his life, when asked why he danced, Kuroo would respond with a simple ‘I just love it.’ That phrase wasn’t everything he wanted to say, but it was enough. Dancing was his only outlet - the only language he could use to express himself. And for a long time, that answer felt adequate.
Then, one day, everything about his reality changed. Suddenly, ‘I just love it’ didn’t feel accurate. It fell short of everything he wanted to say. Even when he tried to pass that statement off as the truth, he felt like he was going to choke on it, as if his heart had leapt into his throat and was trying to kill the words before they passed his lips. Saying ‘I love it’ felt like a betrayal. This answer wasn’t right anymore - maybe it had never been right. How could it be right when it made no mention of Kozume Kenma?
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12 Mar 2024
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If I Die Tomorrow (You Don't Have to Miss Me) by coinseller
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Feb 2024
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After erasing himself from the Irminsul tree, Scaramouche has Childe’s baby.
Six years later, Childe stumbles upon a little girl lost in the hustle and bustle of Port Ormos. She has red hair in a shade only native to Morepesok, and indigo eyes in a hue that makes his heart burn.
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19 Feb 2024
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Scaramouche opens the door to find his drunk ex on the other side.
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23 Jan 2024
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the knife twists at the thought that i should fall short of the mark by endofthyme for simonlorden
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Jul 2021
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Ajax calls his roommate from the bar, and gets way more than he bargained for.
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- Part 16 of Genshin Impact Works
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14 Jan 2024
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In Which Childe Is An Idiot by SgtSalt for childenator3000
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Apr 2022
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Childe really likes his new college roommate, and they get along great.
Until he has to confront any of his real feelings about him, anyway. What follows is a series of misunderstandings, discoveries, and maybe a hard-won lesson or two.
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[ For the chiscara exchange prompt; "straight guy worries that he's being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he's fallen in love with him". Mind the tags. ]
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14 Jan 2024
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One day while playing his favorite video game, Childe stumbles across another player who sparks a rivalry between them. Over time, their competitive relationship blossoms into something more and Childe makes the most of it when they meet in-person for the first time.
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11 Nov 2023