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Wolves and Words by buttercupsanddandelions, Chief_Elder_Choop, CloudSpeck
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jan 2021
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Jaskier has to stop his jaw from dropping to the floor when the most gorgeous looking barista he has ever seen walks in from a little door to the left of the counter, presumably the kitchen, and calls someone to come collect their drink. Jaskier almost passes out as the baristas deep baritone carries across the shop.
It feels like an eternity before the buyer of the drink walks up to the counter to collect and the handsome barista finally turns to him so he can order. The order that Jaskier has planned out in his head immediately vanishes as he stares at the man standing in front of him.
“Holy fuck, you’re hot.”
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Wolves and Words Verse by buttercupsanddandelions, Chief_Elder_Choop, CloudSpeck
Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
24 Jan 2021
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“Come on, you’re telling me you wouldn’t consider sneaking into a storage closet with me?”
“Obviously, I would!” Eddie was whisper-yelling now, and Buck wasn’t sure exactly what point he was trying to make, but he was enjoying every second of this. “But one of us is going to have to have restraint and it has to be the—the one with the most experience.”
Buck felt his mouth drop open in delight. “Eddie,” he admonished. “Are you calling me a whore?”
“No!” said Eddie, looking increasingly flustered. “I just mean—clearly you have the power to do—” he gestured at Buck, “that, so you have the—the responsibility to, like, use it. Responsibly.”
“Did you just quote Spiderman?”
Eddie propped his elbows on the table and dropped his head into his hands, groaning dramatically. “I’m going to die. The first date, and I’m going to die.”
“Been there, wouldn’t recommend it.”
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Buck and Eddie and the first date.
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10 Nov 2025
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“I'm Christine. What's your name?”
“Oh- It's Ja-elix??”
His brain froze for a second. Did he really try to introduce himself as Jax?
“Jaelix? Weird name, but nice to meet you anyway.” She raised an eyebrow.
“No- sorry, it's Felix-” he looked at her, smiling awkwardly before realising: "You're messing with me.”
She actually laughed this time; it wasn't just a chuckle or giggle, but an actual laugh.
Christine then leaned in a little, looking at him.“And you fell for it,” she smiled.
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They all escape the circus and everyone gets to be happy again (or not)
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06 Oct 2025
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Back in the real world, Pomni is trying to readjust to average, boring, completely non-amazing-non-digital reality.
When she runs into an all too familiar asshole, she’s forced to fully confront what exactly the Circus is, the way it’s impacted her and her friends, and more pressingly: how it’s entered the real world.
Jax and Pomni must hunt down the other four members of their digital squad, and quickly, as the new tech company ‘C/A’ is quickly making its way into the spotlight and spells out nothing but trouble.
Eventual Funnybunny and Abstragedy (:<
Illustrated by Meowchi
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05 Oct 2025
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Escaping the Digital Circus was only the beginning. Weeks later, Pomni -Christine- runs into Jax -Felix- on the New York sidewalk. She thought she'd never hear his stupid voice again. Their unexpected reunion forces them to confront the weight of the past, and now, the trajectory of their future.
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04 Oct 2025
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I will hold on as long as you like, just promise me we'll be alright by tamnation
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
04 Dec 2023
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Jaskier wasn't in the market for a replacement witcher. Not after Geralt had broken his heart so thoroughly. There must surely be more appreciative audiences and travel companions to be had, and if he was lucky maybe even with a smidge less chaos and mortal peril thrown into the bargain.
Yet within a fortnight, he'd gone and stumbled across another witcher in the middle of absolutely nowhere. It's possible that Destiny is laughing at him.
(A post-mountain fic about Jaskier running into other witchers - original, I know).
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19 May 2024