ColetteIsAPotato
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look at the stars (look how they shine for you) by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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The stars don’t go out all at once. They dim slowly, like they’re trying not to be noticed.
The first one slips behind the black, then another. You don’t feel the dark until it’s already everywhere.
He always said it was just the sky being shy. Said it like it was funny, like his voice wasn’t cracking when he said it.
But he kept watching anyway. Every night.
Wrapped in too many blankets. A cup cooling in his hands. The telescope sat nearby, untouched.
“It’s just the weather,” he murmured once, when the coughing didn’t stop.
Or maybe it was, “The air’s thinner up here.”
Something soft. Something harmless.
He always had a reason. Always had a smile.
That kind of tired, aching smile you give someone you love when you don’t want them to ask what’s really wrong.
So no one did.
Not then.
Not until the stars were mostly gone.
For Phainaxa Inktober 2025 || Day 22: Love
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is my love your drug? by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
28 Aug 2025
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Phainon believes they're destined to be together, his friends were just too blind to see that Professor Anaxa clearly reciprocated his feelings.
Silence fell. A bird chirped. Somewhere in the distance, a lawnmower droned—a metaphor, possibly, for Mydei’s will to live.
“Look,” Castorice said at last—voice kind, but laced with the bone-deep weariness of someone who’d been here far too many times—“I’m not trying to crush your quest for true love or whatever, but please. Either confess or let it go. You can’t keep spiraling over fractions of seconds.”
Phainon’s grin widened, radiant and unbothered. “But the fractions are getting longer. That means something.”
“So would medication,” Mydei muttered, barely audible over the sound of his own mental collapse.
But Phainon simply leaned back onto the grass, utterly unbothered, clutching his notebook to his chest like sacred scripture. He stared up at the sky with the sigh of a man caught in a tragic ballad, already rehearsing his next completely unnecessary excuse to show up during office hours.
“It’s fine,” he thought. “He’ll realize it soon. Love like this doesn’t go unnoticed forever.”
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All Our Tomorrows Are Yesterday by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Aug 2025
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This kind of frequently told story has only one ending, but it can be found beyond those repeating summer days.
"Thank you again for taking him in. I’m so sorry to impose, it’s just—"
"You’re not imposing at all," Audata interrupted smoothly. "We’re happy to have him."
The older sister glanced back at her brother, who was looking around the platform with polite detachment. "Go on, Anaxagoras. Introduce yourself."
The boy stepped forward, meeting Phainon’s eyes briefly before offering a small bow of his head. "I’m—"
"You’re pretty," Phainon blurted.
The words hung in the hot air like a firecracker that had failed to go off.
Phainon’s eyes widened a fraction too late, heat rushing to his face. He hadn’t meant to say that out loud. His parents both laughed; the older sister covered her mouth with a quick, amused giggle. Cyrene gave him a sidelong grin, the corners of her mouth twitching in that way that meant she’d never let him live this down.
Anaxagoras—Anaxa—flushed faintly, clearing his throat. "…I’m Anaxagoras. It’s nice to meet you."
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he ate my heart (that boy is a monster) by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jul 2025
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Shen Jiu was playing a dangerous game, one where even he hadn't quite grasped what the rules of said game entailed. Then again, he'd been thrust into this horror game without so much as a notice, he was doing pretty okay despite being clueless.
Well, that had been the case until one of the NPCs acted differently from his previous sessions. This wouldn't be so much of a problem if the said NPC was normal from the start.
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The masked killer stumbled.
Luo Binghe moved in fluidly, almost gracefully. He kicked the masked killer’s leg out from under him, snatched the axe mid-drop, and in one single, unbroken motion—
Beheaded him.
The head rolled.
The body slumped.
The hallway went still.
Shen Jiu’s pulse thundered in his ears.
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A Dish Best Served with Trauma by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Mar 2025
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Shang Qinghua just wanted to make lasagna. Simple, right? Wrong. Because apparently, cooking with Shen Jiu is less of a fun couples’ activity and more of a high-stakes battlefield where every mistake is met with the kind of judgment that could turn a grown man to dust.
Between the Great Meat Pressing Incident, the Tragic Pasta Layering Disaster, and the Unspoken War on Sauce Ratios, Shang Qinghua barely makes it out alive. But when faced with the ultimate test—eating the lasagna—he realizes two things:
1. His boyfriend is scarily good at cooking.
2. He might actually be willing to suffer through this again.(Shen Jiu, smiling sweetly: "Next time, we should make risotto."
Shang Qinghua, internally: "Oh no.")
Recent series
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Scum Villain Or Superhero? by ColetteIsAPotato
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Nov 2024
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Shen Jiu and Luo Binghe might seem like ordinary teenagers, but beneath the surface lies a breathtaking secret—using the mystical powers of their Kwami companions, they transform into the fearless heroes Jiǎchóng and Hēi Māo.
Tasked with defending China from the sinister Yīng-é, they juggle the weight of their new heroic duties while navigating the chaos of teenage life—love, school drama, family ties, and friendships on the edge. But their biggest challenge? Keeping their true identities hidden, even from each other, as they fight side by side against darkness.
Can they set aside their tangled emotions and personal struggles to save the world, or will their secrets unravel everything?
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I can't say they're actually drabbles, but more on one-shot stories in the Hetalia fandom.
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- 11,858
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A series of stand alone Hetalia one-shots that connect with eachother but can be read in chronological order to make another story.
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The Young Master and His Maid by Anonymous
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
23 Sep 2025
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Yu Junghyeok, indulges his beloved retainer with the archduchy's vast library.
Tonight's choice from the collection? An erotica of the Kaizenix brothers' incestual relationship.
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- Part 3 of rjMvkCHYcISR
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- English
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Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
19 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
This was hilarious, they're both idiots ngl but mostly YJH. Think with your head next time Junghyeok-ah. LMAO. Quite a fun short read!
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⚠️Call-out post for Jamil Viper @scaldingviper on Twisblr⚠️ by SeriouslyMokaholic
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
11 Sep 2025
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Hey. I didn’t want to make this post, but after what happened recently, I felt like I had to do it. This is a call-out post for Jamil Viper aka @scaldingviper on Twisblr. Some of you may know him as Scarabia’s vice dorm leader or as a regular on the basketball team. Before I say anything, let me say: don’t harass the person in question, I’m only putting this here so people know what happened and who they should trust. This is NOT a call for harassment, please don’t take that blog down again!
Or: A normal day on Twisblr.
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- Part 2 of The Scarabia Extended Universe
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
17 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
One of the most fun and creative fics I've seen. I highly recommend this one!
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on subtext and subtle clues (that you don't understand) by SeriouslyMokaholic
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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You ruminate about it while you finish eating, but there’s only one conclusion you arrive to. Isn’t that because Kalim Al-Asim wants it? The stories circulating around him and Viper paint a picture of inseparable friendship, together from cradle to school and work, so it doesn’t sound that far-fetched. That’d mean he asked Viper to stay close to him at all times, wouldn’t it? The image of the ring you see shine on your superior’s finger almost every day flashes in front of your eyes. Viper’s married. He should have a house to return to, one where his wife is waiting for him.
Then was it an order? How people talk about Kalim Al-Asim would contradict that fact, though you’ve never met the guy. You think he could do that though… Well, that’s his prerogative as Viper’s master, but… Is that really how it works? Can someone just deprive another human being of their freedom just on a whim?
Or: You, a new servant, have your doubts concerning your new superior – Jamil Viper – and how he’s treated.
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- Part 3 of The Scarabia Extended Universe
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
17 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Fun fic, had me giggling at how clueless MC was over JamiKali. Very much a must-read!
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Still, he liked knowing that he looked good. It made him more confident to say, “I agree with your previous offer,” he paced back and forth in front of his bunk bed, watching his own reflection on his dorm window. “Not gonna lie, I’ve never been… uhh, a sugar baby before, and I don’t know what you would expect from me. But yeah, I can try. I guess.”
A-Z on relationship and feelings, according to Phainon and Anaxa. Except they often forget their relationship is not a real one and feelings shouldn't even be included to begin with.
Prequel to this Phainaxa Sugar Baby AU. But as always, can be read as a standalone.
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- Part 4 of Phainaxa Modern AU Collections
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
29 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Prequel to that Phainaxa sugar daddy/sugar baby fic. An A-Z type of fic, quite a fun read! Highly recommend if you enjoyed the previous installments.
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Anaxa feels insulted. Anaxa does not appreciate Phainon assuming he can be easily made weak by his perfectly-sculpted body. Anaxa does not enjoy Phainon thinking he is so easy that he can simply flaunt his charming grin boasting popularity in his boyhood, and Anaxa would relent to him. He means, sure, it’s all true. But, still. Who told this man?
Continuation of the first fic in the series. except this time it's 60% porn and 40% feelings and Anaxa is wholly in love with Phainon.
Can also be read as a standalone.
Series
- Part 2 of Phainaxa Modern AU Collections
Bookmarked by ColetteIsAPotato
29 Sep 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Part 2 of that sugar baby/sugar daddy fic and it continues to keep giving. If you liked the previous one this fic is definitely for you. Good smut and cute story!